Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

experimental linguists hard at work in a top secret facility to discover the Ultimate Universal Slur

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

dialogue between an AI and a poet

poem by me, 3.21.2020

This Lyrebird is living in a zoo which has been under construction for a while and now it is imitating the sound of construction.

im a published poet

i am indifferent towards your shoelaces

Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.

With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

me: does absolutely nothing all day for the 24th day in a row

chronic illness: big day right bud?? You deserve a nap!!!! snzzzzzz 😴 you can do the tasks u have been needing to do tomorrow !!!

me: does absolutely nothing all day for the 25th day in a row

chronic illness: big day right b

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted