To Anyone Who Missed It:

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

im a published poet

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

This Lyrebird is living in a zoo which has been under construction for a while and now it is imitating the sound of construction.

‘Filthy Frank’ is the first example of a dedication to an 'esoteric aesthetic post-post-modernistic nihilist’ philosophy. His success mainly lies with how awful he gets. The people don’t want anything good. They want disturbance. This allowed him to make anything. Anything. Make fun of how you make shitty videos but it’s the only way you eat. Who gives a fuc- NOÖNE He knows it’s what works. Frank’s meta humour and comments on existentialism I think come from watching South Park (which is required viewing for all children) and hanging out with Twitter-user 'baldinternetman’, who is/was also known as 'Dade’. The account overall is depreßing. Lots of existentialist thought. The baldo was openly talking about Kirkegaard and other philosophers. They probably met at college and I’d speculate that perhaps he could have helped behind the scenes. I have no time to get into 'Pink Guy’. That’s a weeeeeeird aesthetic. But it sells. Overall; George Miller’s films will be celebrated through the generations.

i dont even care what day it is. i found it. i found them

fingers in his ass sunday

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose