This Lyrebird Is Living In A Zoo Which Has Been Under Construction For A While And Now It Is Imitating

‘Filthy Frank’ is the first example of a dedication to an 'esoteric aesthetic post-post-modernistic nihilist’ philosophy. His success mainly lies with how awful he gets. The people don’t want anything good. They want disturbance. This allowed him to make anything. Anything. Make fun of how you make shitty videos but it’s the only way you eat. Who gives a fuc- NOÖNE He knows it’s what works. Frank’s meta humour and comments on existentialism I think come from watching South Park (which is required viewing for all children) and hanging out with Twitter-user 'baldinternetman’, who is/was also known as 'Dade’. The account overall is depreßing. Lots of existentialist thought. The baldo was openly talking about Kirkegaard and other philosophers. They probably met at college and I’d speculate that perhaps he could have helped behind the scenes. I have no time to get into 'Pink Guy’. That’s a weeeeeeird aesthetic. But it sells. Overall; George Miller’s films will be celebrated through the generations.

The Beginning

ive had this account since sometime in 2019 i think although ive been using tumblr longer than that but i never properly organized or tagged anything the whole time so i have like ~300 reblogs (most of which are private) that i feel like organizing via tags + deleting a decent amount of them probably

most of what remains is still probably gonna be private just because i dont know whats in here and i dont want to be cringe even though i dont actually think anyone is gonna look at my profile individually

finally giving in to the urge to use tumblr unironically.. crazy. this will reduce the amount of tumblr screenshots taking up space in my cloud storage + slightly decrease the unreasonable amount of tabs i currently have open on my laptop

sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at this baby pelican

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

there will be a moment when you realize you are more grown up than your parents are. this is the loss of childhood, my love. it is when you’re standing in the kitchen and one of your parents is screaming about something and you recognize: you will let them win the fight not because you are wrong, but simply because you know that they will keep shouting unless you drop the subject. you expect them to have childish understandings of things. they will hold onto their concept of the world as if it was not a changing thing. they must be right, and they must be somehow more right than you, always, in everything. their idea of control is so necessary to who they are that you just let it go.

this is the moment. you are 11 or 17 or 21. and you realize that you’re more mature than they ever were. 

and in some odd, sad way, this frees you. where they have stagnated, you continue.