Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

The Beginning

ive had this account since sometime in 2019 i think although ive been using tumblr longer than that but i never properly organized or tagged anything the whole time so i have like ~300 reblogs (most of which are private) that i feel like organizing via tags + deleting a decent amount of them probably

most of what remains is still probably gonna be private just because i dont know whats in here and i dont want to be cringe even though i dont actually think anyone is gonna look at my profile individually

finally giving in to the urge to use tumblr unironically.. crazy. this will reduce the amount of tumblr screenshots taking up space in my cloud storage + slightly decrease the unreasonable amount of tabs i currently have open on my laptop

‘Filthy Frank’ is the first example of a dedication to an 'esoteric aesthetic post-post-modernistic nihilist’ philosophy. His success mainly lies with how awful he gets. The people don’t want anything good. They want disturbance. This allowed him to make anything. Anything. Make fun of how you make shitty videos but it’s the only way you eat. Who gives a fuc- NOÖNE He knows it’s what works. Frank’s meta humour and comments on existentialism I think come from watching South Park (which is required viewing for all children) and hanging out with Twitter-user 'baldinternetman’, who is/was also known as 'Dade’. The account overall is depreßing. Lots of existentialist thought. The baldo was openly talking about Kirkegaard and other philosophers. They probably met at college and I’d speculate that perhaps he could have helped behind the scenes. I have no time to get into 'Pink Guy’. That’s a weeeeeeird aesthetic. But it sells. Overall; George Miller’s films will be celebrated through the generations.

All you fuckers are like “pop tarts are ravioli!” “Uncrustables are ravioli!”

I will hit you in the face with the concepts of convergent evolution and analogous structures

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

I’m Trying to Get Angry But I’m Very Tired and All I Can Manage is Deep, Unyielding Sorrow: A Memoir

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.