beynbeyn
Why not?
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moral: A classic tale of hubris and folly, otherwise known together as "hubrolly", which is an unfortunate mouthtime to say
Moral: ...if you give a mouse a porno... you're going to jail! send me an ask
Moral: sometimes you just need to put the pants on with your one legs once upon a time?
i’m just so afraid of these FUCKING CANS OF BeefCliff™️ HELP ME
everyday i wake up, and it feels like there’s a new package of BeefCliff™️ on my door! I SWEAR I’ve canceled my subscription already, i keep unsubscribing from the email list too but they keep showing up! i’m afraid to not open the packages and then once i do i feel obligated to take the BeefCliff©️ as instructed! eating 83 Cans of BeefCliff®️ a week is exhausting, and i’m getting scared i’m turning into some kind of... some kind of.... well i don’t know, what do you see when you look at me?
Fun-fact: "Water" backwards, is "rat, aw", which means "Cute Rat!"
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O_o When we peer deep into space, we don’t expect to find something staring back at us…
This galactic ghoul, captured by our Hubble Space Telescope, is actually a titanic head-on collision between two galaxies. Each “eye” is the bright core of a galaxy, one of which slammed into another. The outline of the face is a ring of young blue stars. Other clumps of new stars form a nose and mouth.
Although galaxy collisions are common most of them are not head-on smashups like this Arp-Madore system. Get spooked & find out what lies inside this ghostly apparition, here.
Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space: http://nasa.tumblr.com
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howdy what was the mental state in making said pizza comic. if you could synthesize it, would it harm others nearly as much?
can confirm, am guard in a clown penitentiary, it’s really honestly scary to see the “pie” “mitosis”. I fear for my life.
In clown prison, Clowns sneak in ingredients to make makeshift (clown) pies with in their (clown) cells so that they may "pie" each-other over (clown) gang related (clown) disagreements
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hi madam beefcliff, it appears everytime i read the new instillation of your comic my brain starts to liquefy and pour out my ears. at first it was just blood but now even bits of brain are falling out, so i guess my question to you is, are you more of a bearded dragon or a guinea pig ??????????????
Moral: A duck without feathers is still “a fish” !
I am very surprised that Weird Al has only ever been in 1 video game
damn tomorrow is 4/20 y'all about to be annoying
Not a single 4/20 goes by without me thinking about this 😞🌿💨
Sadly this is true, while gays are (slowly) being accepted by society, atheists are still demonized and shunned.
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code.
also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢
“We just want to be together.”
Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson
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