Moral: A Classic Tale Of Hubris And Folly, Otherwise Known Together As "hubrolly", Which Is An Unfortunate

howdy what was the mental state in making said pizza comic. if you could synthesize it, would it harm others nearly as much?

please reblog this if you are a part of the LGBT+ community and think asexuals should be included, too

I’m worried abt young ace kids

I’m baaaaccccckkkkkkk more or less in one piece hoowah!

Bet you Mayor Dewey loved that shirt.

i’m just so afraid of these FUCKING CANS OF BeefCliff™️ HELP ME

everyday i wake up, and it feels like there’s a new package of BeefCliff™️ on my door! I SWEAR I’ve canceled my subscription already, i keep unsubscribing from the email list too but they keep showing up! i’m afraid to not open the packages and then once i do i feel obligated to take the BeefCliff©️ as instructed! eating 83 Cans of BeefCliff®️ a week is exhausting, and i’m getting scared i’m turning into some kind of... some kind of.... well i don’t know, what do you see when you look at me?

hi madam beefcliff, it appears everytime i read the new instillation of your comic my brain starts to liquefy and pour out my ears. at first it was just blood but now even bits of brain are falling out, so i guess my question to you is, are you more of a bearded dragon or a guinea pig ??????????????

“We just want to be together.”

Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson

“LOSERRRRRR!!”