I’m Just So Afraid Of These FUCKING CANS OF BeefCliff™️ HELP ME

i’m just so afraid of these FUCKING CANS OF BeefCliff™️ HELP ME

everyday i wake up, and it feels like there’s a new package of BeefCliff™️ on my door! I SWEAR I’ve canceled my subscription already, i keep unsubscribing from the email list too but they keep showing up! i’m afraid to not open the packages and then once i do i feel obligated to take the BeefCliff©️ as instructed! eating 83 Cans of BeefCliff®️ a week is exhausting, and i’m getting scared i’m turning into some kind of... some kind of.... well i don’t know, what do you see when you look at me?

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