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i’m just so afraid of these FUCKING CANS OF BeefCliff™️ HELP ME

everyday i wake up, and it feels like there’s a new package of BeefCliff™️ on my door! I SWEAR I’ve canceled my subscription already, i keep unsubscribing from the email list too but they keep showing up! i’m afraid to not open the packages and then once i do i feel obligated to take the BeefCliff©️ as instructed! eating 83 Cans of BeefCliff®️ a week is exhausting, and i’m getting scared i’m turning into some kind of... some kind of.... well i don’t know, what do you see when you look at me?

“We just want to be together.”

Moonrise Kingdom (2012) dir. Wes Anderson

it’s time for steven universe autocaptions.

click the pictures for jokes of varying goodness

can confirm, am guard in a clown penitentiary, it’s really honestly scary to see the “pie” “mitosis”. I fear for my life.

In clown prison, Clowns sneak in ingredients to make makeshift (clown) pies with in their (clown) cells so that they may "pie" each-other over (clown) gang related (clown) disagreements

“I just wanna go home” 

please reblog this if you are a part of the LGBT+ community and think asexuals should be included, too

I’m worried abt young ace kids

Congressman Bobby Rush dons a hoodie in support of Treyvon Martin, violating House dress code. 

     "It’s interesting to try and be subversive in a positive way. I think that’s really my goal. Like, I want that to exist and I want everyone to internalize it. It doesn’t have to be cruel to be funny. It can just be really great to spend time with someone that you really care about. Which is what Steven is really to me.“             -Rebecca Sugar