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Edgeworth: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Klavier: What if it bites me and it dies?
Edgeworth: That means you’re poisonous.
Athena: What if it bites itself and I die?
Edgeworth: …That’s voodoo.
Apollo: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Edgeworth: That’s correlation, not causation.
Phoenix: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Larry: That’s kinky.