It never ends
i wish all trans girls a very kissed on the face by someone they love
Weirdo (affectionate)
Who cares what society thinks relationships should be like. Don't be afraid to have strange and unusual relationships with the people around you. Ask someone if they wanna pretend to date for fun. Kiss your homies goodnight. Buy your friends flowers and nice things. Who cares. Love your friends. Be a flirt. Be a whore. Be silly. Be free.
Wednesday: If i must stoop to such lows as love than at least my future partner must be cold, calculating, intelligent, successful and organized.
Enid: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to her knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Wednesday: That one. For some terrible reason, I want that one.
I never want to hear conservatives go on about repressive censorship in China, North Korea, and Iran ever again
adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*