Latest Posts by brandnewciudad - Page 5
reblog to make prev stop having headaches
so-called free thinkers when their friend stretches and their top rides up exposing their soft and vulnerable tummy
YOU’RE DOING GREAT, TUMBLR USER MIYORIIA! Your posts bring joy to my dashboard on a daily basis and I wish you a great day :D
are you real
If men aren’t meant to be put on leashes then why are they so praiseworthy and walkable??
FINALLY REAL YOUTUBE CONTENT
hey don't know if you knew this but op of that post you just reblogged is actually an ouppy dog :/ yeah with paws. and floppy ears yeah
"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them
puppygirl entering the lesbian orgy: arf, it's nice to meet u!! what are ur pronouns :o
cis ally who is still learning: "uh, her/she?"
puppygirl: *backing away* oh no,,, puppy can't eat chocolate,,,, p-puppy is sorry,,
There's a place just down the street where they chop off angel's wings and fry them in oil. You should try some. Oh, the angels? Yeah they're regular people now. Simultaneously their freedom of flight is ripped away from them violently and yet at the same time they are granted freedom from the yoke of divine subservience so it's bitter sweet for them or some gay shit like that. Anyways the wings are really good.
they should invent a talking to your parents that doesn't make you wanna forehead fuck the nearest wall 'till your brain goes mushy.
My partner is so autistic that I tried eye contact as a punishment once during sex and they had to safe word
we are so ableist about memory. people with good memory take for granted the fact that they can recall as much as they can, and use that to taunt, guilt and threaten people with memory issues. many neurotypes and mental illnesses cause memory lapses. traumatic brain injuries can cause memory lapses. brain cancer can cause memory lapses.
even if your memory is good, it's not right to guilt someone because they can't remember something. trust me, people with memory problems are desperately trying to remember: it's just that we literally can't. it is a very literal "i can't remember".
Demon girls worker collab with my friend Knoxy
i made stan get blinded by the whole community
(please credit if you use for whatever <3)
Suck
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Chelster (chalk Elster) says trans rights
the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING
dear white members of the lgbt community:
remember! being apart of a marginalized group doesn't make u exempt from being a bigot! :)
sorry i started crying when you were mean to me mid fuck, i like it, just couldn't tell if you were actually mad or not this time
Seeing a beautiful woman: God I wish that were me
Seeing a beautiful aquatic creature: Cod I fish that were me
Noelle my dear lesbian girl <3