Latest Posts by brandnewciudad - Page 6
im a tranny. reblog if u are a tranny
“fish don’t even know theyre wet” and? you don’t even know youre luft (air equivalent of wet)
sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
GUYS
GUESS WHAT I FOUND !
How to celebrate Pride from withIN the closet
Transmascs with boobs who are indifferent or happy about it. You agree, reblog
Way more than 10 words dude
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.
Lesbians who became straight men
Gay men who became straight women
All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)
People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)
Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.
People with fluid orientations
Gnc people who find joy in their straightness
Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.
[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]
Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it
*gives you a little smooch on the cheek*
you did good today
“to keep you safe”
one must imagine sisyphus bouncing on it and moaning
the greatest thing in this world is a trans girl in a shirt, thigh highs, underwear(with a noticeable bulge) and NOTHING ELSE
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me and my puppy have this running joke where every time we have a really fucked up, gorey, sex concept (like putting a bomb in someone’s vibrator and if it stops it explodes or live dissection sex or smth) we always say “Next Laika story lol” in reference to @puppygirllaika (WHOM WE ADORE) it’s sort of like how annoying weebs say “is that a jojo reference!?!??” to everything and i just thought everyone should know
ik its hormones but how sad i get on my period needs to be studied. or i just need a lobotomy
⚠️ ATTENTION ⚠️
THIS TUMBLR USER IS PET BRAINED
PLEASE PROCEED WITH HEAD PATS AND GENTLE TONES OF VOICE
Confidence!
second to last old art repost. i’m actually like SUPER pretty btw trust
op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again
me when im an influencer in doggy world: gooood morning everypuppy welcome back to my awootube channel remember to leave a lick and pupscribe
assume for the sake of this poll that the ubi is a comfortable living wage and that you can get a job in any field you’d like.
also if you picked ‘for another reason’ pls put why in the tags/comments im curious :]
two month old puppy i found abandoned behind a subway: couff coghh cough ... COUGH KAFFKAFF WHEEZE COOUGFH HURF KAUGHFF
me gently feeding it another lit cigarette: there there little buddy i know it hurts but you gotta hold it in your mouth long enough for me to take a photo of you smoking okay? can you do that for daddy?
devil version of me: you've really outdone yaself this time, boss! dis is gonna make numbers in da transfem tumbla puppygirl community for shure!
angel version of me: fool that you are, you have allowed yourself to be led astray in your lust for fleeting internet clout on a dying blogging platform! and what of the possibility that your post flops, and all of this effort has been for naught? what, pray tell, will you do then?
genetic clone of groucho marx that i keep locked in a cage with minimum food and water: I've heard of puppy love but this is ridiculous!
You know, a little consensual sexual violence never hurt anyone.
Reblog to sniff and paw at prev
Reblog to sniff and paw at prev
My new OC her name is Nine Eleven