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IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

Ah, but is it a crime to free just one?

I just want to walk through the forest with my titties out….. but the world is a cruel place and i am unable to live my dream.

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Ah, wait I forgot:

Help two men try to make a call because their car broke down, which ultimately didn't work. I then let them use my phone, which apparently was out of minutes, despite me having never made a call in the last three months.

So far today at work I've had to:

Clean blood off of a door,

Manage three entrances by myself, all very far apart,

Learn how to turn off the handicap lock,

Let two groups into the building at the same time, from opposite doors,

And catch like, 30 seels in Pokémon Go.

I got here two hours ago.

Why won't Jekyll say what he did as Hyde. He confessed to murder but won't admit to shenanigans

Why would you do this

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Damn, I wish MY dick was an eagle's head. That sounds neato.

The Fall of the Rebel Angels (detail). Frans Floris de Vriedt ~ 1554 Koninklijk Museum voor Schone Kunsten • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME, OH HOLY BAGEL?