Someone Needs To Invent Reverse Cornflakes. I Want To Eat A Cereal That Gives Me A Demonic Erection And

watching Possibly in Michigan in a decidedly not tiktok way

what is the point of life if not to have your brain busted open by some art every once in a while

Yeah sure we have demigods with ADHD and dyslexia but where are all the demigods with anxiety and seasonal depression

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

love those stories that say "solangelo if you squint" "percabeth if you squint" like trust me babe i was already squinting. they could breathe in the same room together and i would go nuts

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

funniest shit ever is that teen titans episode where the idea of people being british is so horrifying and terrible that they spend the entire episode trying to prevent it. that show was ahead of its time