How Are We Doing Today Ladies. Are We Still Losing It. Are We Going Completely Insane

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

we’ve been given permission to hit the performers with our props if they don’t get out of the way for us >:3

why so silent?

If ao3 keeps getting shut down just because some people can't handle a little gay and spicy stories then I'm making it everyone's problem.

i refused to watch yu gi oh as a kid bc that one guys hair pissed me off

love those stories that say "solangelo if you squint" "percabeth if you squint" like trust me babe i was already squinting. they could breathe in the same room together and i would go nuts