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greek gods as donald trump quotes

zeus: She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.

hera: My marriage, it seemed, was the only area of my life in which I was willing to accept something less than perfection.

athena: Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault

aphrodite: My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

hades: Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich.

demeter: Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) bullshit! I am tired of hearing this nonsense.

ares: I will be so good at the military your head will spin.

hestia: I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.

hephaestus: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!

dionysus: I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is.

hermes: There have been many bad things said about me over the years, and in some cases they’ve been true.

poseidon: All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.

apollo: In the second grade I actually gave a teacher a black eye — I punched my music teacher because I didn’t think he knew anything about music and I almost got expelled.

artemis: I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.

“Who’s this little lady? Like she’s serving… serving a pizza.”

Guy Pearce recreates emojis with his own face [x]

Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) by director Taika Waititi

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A FORMULA 1 FAN

I was nominated against my father and I lost to him, my dad was not there so I had to go up and accept the award. Alicia Vikander was the lady handing out the trophy and she was standing there in horror because she thought that I had heard the wrong name and was strutting up because I thought that I had won. That was one of the most awkward experiences of my life.

Ruth Negga as Tulip O'Hare for Preacher

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What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

Reblog if you're a REAL Star Trek fan.

How do you know if you’re a REAL Star Trek fan?

• You must like Star Trek • That’s it • That’s literally the only requirement for being a Star Trek fan • If you like Star Trek, you’re a REAL Star Trek fan

ill never forget how funny this is

REBLOG IF YOU WERE BORN BEFORE 1991.

LOL WAAAAAAAY BEFORE 1991

The #Wilderpeople team wishes @TaikaWaititi good luck on his newest film Thor. Let us know if you need a @ChrisHemsworth stand-in!

We’ve got the official Season 2 poster. How do the kids say it these days? ‘Merica? ‘MERICA.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (1864-1901) standing beside his paintings.

Suicide Squad: Captain Boomerang + character tropes (x)

All right, you primitive screw-heads.  Listen up…

“My approach usually is just to look for the emotional truth in the story. You know, regardless of whether it’s a foster kid on the run from the army or about a boy who’s obsessed with Michael Jackson or some vampires living together in a flat in Wellington. I really believe that if you based your story in some sort of emotional authenticity then you’re gonna be okay.”

Happy birthday, Taika Waititi! (August 16th, 1975)

Captain Boomerang - Suicide Squad (2016) | Aesthetic

Here, d’yeh mind that story he told us? When him an’ his mates were buildin’ the Titanic? An’ every rivet they put in, they shouted “Fuck the Pope…” Oh jaysis, Billy! D’yeh think that’s why it sank? Aye, maybe. Or it could even’ve been that fuckin’ big iceberg it hit.

The Cassidy Brothers: Proinsias and William “Billy” Cassidy

Clothilde/Stella + a Tumblr text post

The Official Vikings Cast Portrait (x)

The living list of American Gods Flower Crown Inductees.

Compliments of Bryan Fuller

this is a vincent price & mozzarella sticks appreciation post

reblog if u, too, love both vincent price and mozzarella sticks

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jesse: tulip, don't you want to be good

tulip: no i want to go poke holes in this guy's head with a screwdriver do you even listen to a word i say

This boy is breaking my heart. Can Eugene please just be happy and not be treated horribly by everyone? Pretty please?

Fucking cheerleaders.

1964 Ferrari 158