Latest Posts by buxtry - Page 9

What is wrong with you? Nothing anymore, that baptism thing worked wonders. I’m changed

when will you idiots learn, eh?

Shut up your face

Nonverbal communication is more believable than verbal communication cuz you can shut up, but you can’t shut up your face.

We were told to play this in a minor key, once. It sounded like the slow, devastating murder of a room full of geese.

B, A, G

B, A, G

G, G, G, G

A, A, A, A

B, A, G

Bruce Campbell tries on some early foam and polyfoam pieces on fiberglass understructures made by the Alterian Studios team for Army of Darkness.

Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull and Madeleine Smith, via.

RIP CHYNA & PRINCE

James Gurney - Garden of Hope, 1992

Look at these nerds

The Hateful Eight (2015)

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET

(With my deepest apologies to Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss)

Can I kill my Uncle Claude? Yes, I can, I can, by God! I will kill my Uncle Claude!

Should I kill him in the house? Should I kill him while he’s soused? I could kill him here or there I could kill him anywhere Would I, could I, while he prays? Kill him! Kill him! Wherefore stay? I would not, could not, while he prays!

Not in the house, not when he’s soused, Not with his sister, now his spouse! Not while he prays, not while he feasts, O, incestuous, adulterate beast! I do not like my Uncle Claude, I do not like that bloody bawd!

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would I, could I, in the dark?

Should I kill him in his bed? Should I there strike off his head? Kill him with his nightcap on? Kill him when the churchyards yawn? Should I kill him where he lies? I will kill him, by and by! I do not like my Uncle Claude, I’ll kill him, i’ th’ name of God!

The play! The play! The play’s the thing! The thing wherein I’ll catch the king! No more ‘to be or not to be,’ I will kill him, you will see!

Kill him while he wears his crown Kill him while his guard is down Kill him with some poisoned wine Kill him with this sword of mine O, is the point envenomed, too? I’m dead–Horatio, adieu! But tell them, tell them, more or less, Who it was that made this mess!

I did not like my Uncle Claude, I killed him in the name of God! Good friend, report my cause aright– And now, goodnight goodnight goodnight!

when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

REBLOG IF YOUR FIRST NINTENDO HANDHELD WAS A GAMEBOY OR GAMEBOY POCKET

Reblog this for the Game and Watch

Reblog this for the Gameboy Color

Reblog this for the Gameboy Advance

Reblog this for the DS/DS Lite

Reblog this for the DSi/DSi XL

Reblog this for the 3DS/3DS XL/2DS

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sucks fr the people genetically disposed to think cilantro taste like soap. god really left u behind there i am sorry

Things I’ve always wondered

A gentile vampire turns a promising Torah scholar into a vampire. Is the scholar still permitted to study Torah? Are they still under the yoke of the mitzvot? How does vampirism impact observant Jewish practice? Are they still Jewish, or are they apostates? Would it be permissible for the scholar to turn other people into vampires to cure them of terminal illnesses?

To what degree are Jewish werewolves morally responsible for their actions while under the influence of the full moon? What must they do if they eat treyf in their wolf form?

If, for some reason, we must leave earth for another inhabitable planet on the other side of the galaxy, what do we do about holidays and observing Shabbat? Would we go by earth time or local time? What if this planet has no moon or more than one moon? How would we face Jerusalem to pray?

Can aliens convert to Judaism? If so, does it only apply to humanoid aliens like the greys, or would reptilian aliens and ilithids be able to convert too?

Can sentient machines like the Terminator convert to Judaism? What about Agents from The Matrix?

Speaking of The Matrix, are we still obligated to obey the mitzvot even if we are literally brains in jars or living in a simulated reality created by computer programs? What happens if we’re freed and whatever basis for our Jewish identity we had is no longer present or certain. Are we still Jews? Do we still have a covenant?

i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”

Professor Brian Cox - Particle Physicist, Acclaimed BBC Broadcaster, Caller Out of Shitwits and Fucknozzles the World Over

My favorite quote ever

Michael Fassbender by Pal Hansen

‘You know’, she said, 'there’s a twelve step program for gambling.’ 'Twelve steps.’ Coyote laughed. 'I’ll bet I can do it in six.’

Coyote Blue (via 0hc0mmonlife)

Reblog if you think Carrie Fisher is still beautiful!

I want to see how many there are of us.

Kitty paw appreciation post.