Smugness / Arrogance Is Only Unattractive When You Can't Back It Up

me: I triple dog dare you t-

the puppygirl: triple dog?

me: no I just-

puppygirl: where triple dog

me: it's just a turn of ph-

the ol' P-girl: I'll get the cuck chair

me: we don't have a c-

pupmaxxing girlmoder: awoooo

(trying to compliment a rich person)

i went to the bank and everyone there knew you

Kingin respects boymode transfem peter parker's gender identity

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

It’s weird how everyone hating you when you’re nine years old still affects your self esteem when you’re 26 like yeah nobody came to my birthday party but that was like 17 years ago why is it stopping me from going to a gay bar