Caapii - The Fluffnest

a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

allow me to advocate for the continued existence of cars for but a moment. What else would dragons fuck when they become real?

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

honestly it's incredibly disrespectful that i'm not waking up and getting one million kisses

augh i can beso normal about this

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.