worst legacy of millennial culture is the genre of song that calls you 'dear' or 'darling' in the first 10 seconds and then starts narrating some tim burton situation while a clockwork type of bitch plays baby's first arpeggios on an upright piano in the background
Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭
Kingin respects boymode transfem peter parker's gender identity
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
Got bit by a girl and i turned into one
do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button
Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you
got his ass, now roast him
yes…ha ha ha…YES!