Tfw Your Cloak Eats A Meteor And Bursts Into Lightning In The Middle Of A Dragon Fight

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oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

how's it go again?

(palette from @inkstainedpalettes / @inkedmyths <3)

Wanted to animate beautiful eyes!

Also I guess it’s the first time I animated a cat :3

heLLO SWEATY can i have burgess, laffitte, and van augur crack headcanons thxz sweaty uwu

I WILL END YOU

Burgess:

Hishair is not naturally purple, it’s dyed. Somehow Shiliew found outand now Burgess threatens to launch buildings at him if he eventhinks of mentioning it.

Un-ironicallylikes ‘DO YOU EVEN LIFT’ shirts and 'I WEAR BLACK BECAUSE IT’S AFUNERAL FOR MY FAT’

Hisfavorite food is a strawberries n’ cream shake.

Laffitte:

Youmight think he has soft luxurious hair… But it’s actually quitegreasy. Even if he bathed every single day, he’d never have it cleanfor long. Real reason for piracy: good shampoo.

Wouldtotally shop at Forever 21 and buy those 'I HATE MONDAYS’ jackets.

Leastfavorite food is porkchops. Everyone else on the crew LOVESporkchops. He is burning, save him.

Augur:

Triedstraightening his hair once and he looked like a total utter jabrony.Regretted it heavily, never touched his hair since.

Is anaccidental sugar daddy as in he can’t STAND off-brand. He’ll buy hiscrewmates from whatever name brand because he can’t fucking standbOOTLEGS.

Despitelooking like he eats like a bird, he could destroy an entire buffetin one sitting and gain nothing from it. Lucky bastard.

DocQ (Fuck you):

Hishair is the third softest in the group. (First being Blackbeard,second being Catarina) He’s actually quite proud of how nice his hairis. It gives him a lil confidence boost.

Noone knows where he got his fur coat. One day he just showed up withit on, even though it was 100 degrees. It is a mystery.

If hecould, he would only eat ketchup chips. God help him

the entire series summarized 

You fool, your soul is forfeit!

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

NSFW HC on... Van Augar Honey~ :3c

GO GET FUCKED LU>:C

PREFERABLY BY ACEBUT YOU KNOW

A SANDPAPER CACTUSWORKS TOO >>>:C

NSFW:

He’s good at oral.And will take his time bringing his partner to orgasm again, andagain.

The best way todescribe his sex is intense. It’s not particularly rough, but there’salways a lot of passion and power in it. He keeps eye contact withhis partner as he squeezes their hips while sliding himself inside ofthem.

Loves brushing hispartner’s hair and running his fingers through it during after care.As well as pulling them close to his chest and pressing soft kissesto their forehead.

Happy Birthday, Ace!