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oh damn....what a charmer..............

I feel so embarrassed to say this because I think a lot of people don't like this character but I do (and I like this character a lot more than I'd like to admit) but can I have some general, romantic, nsfw headcanons for... Laffitte? Thankyousomuch

Hmm, interesting character choice! I kinda like the guy, he seems really cool!

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Spicy redraw time 😏💦

2016 2022

And with his new beard 😏👌

I'm so happy to finally see the Blackbeard Pirates back in action T-T

I just got dumped by my boyfriend who is now dateing a hore and a lier 😭

Hey anyone on my following can any one draw my brothers impala in anime style please bow thank YOU

for the character thing; bellamy and kuro B)

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO Bellamy. My dear sweet sweet baby faced bara Bellamy.General: - Suffers severe depression because of Doflamingo. But because of Luffy and Bartolomeo tries his best to move forward. (Oda please just give me this goddammit dont kill him off I swear to god ;A; )- Loves hard drinks- Has sudden cravings for something sweet every now and then- Suffers from nightmares of his crew dying before him. And cries himself back to sleep because of it. - Loves to have his hair played with/someone run fingers through his hair to help him relax. He has really soft hair (I dont know bellamy just gives me that notion that he’d have soft hair that I’d love to play with) - A bit self conscious about his bulky appearance.- Has some serious muscular thighs and legs. (Toei and sometimes the manga makes him have pencil legs. Just… NO. If anything he has my legs. A bit chubby in the thigh area but all muscle in the lower leg area from all the bouncing he does around :B)- A GIANT BARREL CHESTED BABY ;U;NSFW: - A big lover of frottage/grinding- Loves getting blowjobs- Prefers his lover to ride him- Switchable can either be top or bottom- Goes multiple rounds in multiple positions ranging from fast and rough to slow lovemaking.- Favorite position: Fucking his partner sideways- Really enjoys pegging. I mean he REALLY enjoys it. Total bottom bitch when the time calls for it. >:D- Loves giving pleasure as much as receiving it. Really loves eating out/sucking his partner off. KuroGeneral:- Suave motherfucker. - Cunning bastard. - On his off time, he enjoys strolling through a nice area alone or with pleasurable company. - Loves tea. Different herbal teas he’s tried tend to be his favorite.- If he has a partner, he lavishes them in the most expensive gifts he can find and knows they would enjoy. - Loves a good mystery novel- Hates dogsNSFW:- Biggest tease ever- Dirty talk is a big thing with this guy- Prefers rough sex- Always on top- Wears glasses even if they get foggy in bed- Leaves scratches everywhere- Makes purring snoring noises when he sleeps after sex

um ! if possible, would it be okay to request fluffy headcanons for kuro /)o(\;;; pleasedontjudgemyloveofminorcharacters

(It’s alright :) No shame! You defend your minor characters to the death!)

Kuro:

He’s not a very openly affectionate guy but he won’t push his partner away when they crawl into his lap and snuggle into him

He’s protective of his partner. He never lets his partner alone with the crew since he thinks his crew can be shady

He’ll never admit it but he loves when his partner takes his glasses off and puts them to the side before they start kissing him

He never tells them his feelings but he assures them with the occasional kiss on the forehead or peck on the lips

He gets flustered but hides it well when his partner praises him, especially in front of others

//gently slides in. so i see you enjoy Fine Taste™ How about maybe some cute sugar-coated hcs about van augur and coby cheese （ΦωΦ） - Edgyblackbeardamv

(swirls wine glass) Ahhhh thefinest quality Boyfriends. The Husbands. I’m weak to this ask THANK YOU!

Fluff HCs:

Van Augur

He can knit.

Van Augur can wield a sewingneedle but his skills are only average if you push it. Just enough to mend anyrips and holes in his own clothes.

(He owns an old apron and a pairof frayed gloves that he made a long time ago but somehow couldn’t bear to throwthem out.)

Despite that, he will gladly fixhis partner’s clothing if they ever asked (not that he had already sneakilyfixed them all before they even noticed).

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? Augur ishorrifying good at picking apart things. He can reduce a shirt into merethreads and scraps under minutes.

Once, at the request of hispartner, he did just that with Laffitte’s pants without breaking eye contactthrough the whole thing. Laffitte isn’t sure how he should feel. Blackbeard issecretly terrified. 

No one has messed with his partner’s possessions eversince.

Coby (my sweet, sweet child)

LOVES BRAIDING HAIR AND ISEXTREMELY GOOD AT IT. He finds them soothing and it helps him to relax andthink.

(Helmeppo may or may not hadallowed Coby to braid his golden locks)

He actually only has two bandanasat first. And then Helmeppo gave him another. Then Tashigi, and then Garp, andit somehow spiraled into a trend where everyone just gifts Coby the same thingon occasions. The patterns he receives progressively becomes more and morecolorful and weird over time (someone please help the boy he’s drowning infabrics)

His favorite patterns are the oneswhich his friends – and Garp, shhhh – gave him, followed by all the flowerpatterns. AND OF COURSE, his personal lucky charm which was the one given to him by hispartner and he just loves it so much.

You know how to make Coby blushthe hardest? Pull his bandana down his eyes and peck him on the lips. Just doit. He’ll go through so, so many shades of red and oh god it’s adorable.

//sticks leg into box// Hello sibling, do you have any headcanons for Van Augur, or perhaps Nero from Cipher Pol? - edgyblackbeardamv <3

 OH MY GOD MY FIRST REQUEST *____* Thank you <3

Van Augur - General:

He actually has the same kind of humor Robin has.

“I see you still have all of your limbs after this fight. How fortunate.”

He likes classic music.

He reads a lot. His favourites are sience books on the ocean and mythology.

His eyesight is amazingly good in the distance, but lacks in closer range, that’s why he kinda sucks at hand to hand combat.

His reflexes are neat tho.

He has a very calming aura.

He likes to drink tea and never drinks alcohol.

He’s a real gentleman, but other than Sanji, he’d hit a woman in combat.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Swizerland.

Nero - General:

Fitting his weasle like attire, he owns two weasles and one ferret.

(The ferret is his favourite one. She’s called Andrea and is allowed to sleep under his hat, don’t tell the weasles though!)

He has a very strict diet and forces himself to eat meat.

His nails are perfectly mani cured.

As a child he learned how to play the trumpet. He preferes Jazz.

He’s a very unlucky person.

He sleeps in his boxers, moves a lot and has a light sleep. 

He doesn’t really like reading and only skims over the newspaper.

He doesn’t wear real leather, fur or feathers. Never.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Monaco.

I hope these general hc’s are ok and you like them! It was really fun writing these ^-^

//sticks leg into box// Hello sibling, do you have any headcanons for Van Augur, or perhaps Nero from Cipher Pol? - edgyblackbeardamv <3

 OH MY GOD MY FIRST REQUEST *____* Thank you <3

Van Augur - General:

He actually has the same kind of humor Robin has.

“I see you still have all of your limbs after this fight. How fortunate.”

He likes classic music.

He reads a lot. His favourites are sience books on the ocean and mythology.

His eyesight is amazingly good in the distance, but lacks in closer range, that’s why he kinda sucks at hand to hand combat.

His reflexes are neat tho.

He has a very calming aura.

He likes to drink tea and never drinks alcohol.

He’s a real gentleman, but other than Sanji, he’d hit a woman in combat.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Swizerland.

Nero - General:

Fitting his weasle like attire, he owns two weasles and one ferret.

(The ferret is his favourite one. She’s called Andrea and is allowed to sleep under his hat, don’t tell the weasles though!)

He has a very strict diet and forces himself to eat meat.

His nails are perfectly mani cured.

As a child he learned how to play the trumpet. He preferes Jazz.

He’s a very unlucky person.

He sleeps in his boxers, moves a lot and has a light sleep. 

He doesn’t really like reading and only skims over the newspaper.

He doesn’t wear real leather, fur or feathers. Never.

If he was from our world, he’d be from Monaco.

I hope these general hc’s are ok and you like them! It was really fun writing these ^-^

psst... van augur and shiliew for SBS pls my children are starving

PFFFF I believe that, also is this you @edgyblackbeardamv​, my angel?

Send me a random character and I’ll tell you:

Van Augur

specific color: dark and light purple

real life nationality: He seems British to me, Welsh maybe

animal resemblance: Osprey

flower: Dandelion

favorite food: Tacos

least favorite food: Rice

typical hours of sleep: hmmmm 9 hours?

real life profession: clerk in th etownhall

Shiliew

specific color: Black, blue and grey

real life nationality: thats a hard one haha, no idea, but I a middle eastern country would suit him

animal resemblance: Boar

flower: Clematis

favorite food: Spaghetti with Shrimps :DDD

least favorite food: chocolate probably

typical hours of sleep: 7 hours approximately

real life profession: still a prison ward!

[moonwalks into your frickin' askbox] let's fluff it up some with nero and augur. also ANHSFB IM LOVE U!!!! - ya snake mum

(You’ve been hit by- You’ve been struck by- A smooth criminal!) Oh my gosh! HI SNAKE MUM! I love that you have brought more of my favorite weasel boy to me. (Also, I’d like it known that I just saw Van Augur smile in the show for the first time and I nearly died. He’s so much handsomer than I remember!)

Nero Fluff Headcanons:

Nero is a little prankster with his partner and loves when he can sneak up on them. He uses Shave to appear at their side with a quick kiss on the cheek. If his partner squeaks or jumps in surprise, he’ll be chuckling about it for the rest of the day.

He brings his partner with him whenever he goes shopping because he likes to have their opinion on what to choose. Plus, while they’re out, Nero likes to buy his partner nice things, especially hats and necklaces that go with his own.

Nero likes mental challenges, so every day, at lunch, he and his partner do the newspaper’s crossword together. He pulls their chairs up together and they spend at least an hour bickering playfully about what the right answer is.

Nero is a hopeless romantic at heart. Occasionally, when his partner is distracted from him, he will switch up how he surprises them by dipping them. He’ll smirk the whole time, but if his partner gives him a compliment, he’ll let them get up again.

Van Augur Headcanons:

Augur isn’t a morning person. Since he knows how tough it can be to get up, he brings his partner a cup of coffee, fixed the way they like best, every morning. 

While he seems like a serious person, when Augur and his partner are alone together, he likes to tease them. It’s usually about little quirks of their’s and he gives them a confident smirk when they try to find ways to tease him back. (Take a picture of his bed head. That’ll shut him up.)

When Augur’s in deep thought, he tends to zone out and stare at nothing in particular. When his partner’s near him though, he’ll run his hands through their hair and has a habit of pushing a strand behind their ear without thinking.

Augur’s hat may protect him somewhat from the rain, but his partner might be caught off guard during one of their walks. When this happens, Augur holds his arm over their head and uses his cape as a temporary umbrella for them. He doesn’t mind that he’s sopping wet afterwards and hurries them back to the ship to warm up.

I feel so embarrassed to say this because I think a lot of people don't like this character but I do (and I like this character a lot more than I'd like to admit) but can I have some general, romantic, nsfw headcanons for... Laffitte? Thankyousomuch

Hmm, interesting character choice! I kinda like the guy, he seems really cool!

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Putin' on the ritz - Laffitte x Reader

The police department you worked at was being overrun with marines. Since the great age of piracy had begun, the precinct was taken over by the marines, your job was practically comprised of doing all the paperwork for the them. You dreaded each day you came in, all you wanted was everything to go back to normal, but it didn’t look like that would’ve been happening anytime soon.

Day by day, officers in the precinct would just up and quit, even the most senior officers. It was down to a trickle of actual policeman. Your partner, Laffitte, seemed unaffected by the sudden change if pace. He would come in with his usual smile and positive attitude, then casually get to work at his desk. He was your only reason for not quitting, he gave you a sense of hope, that things would be just fine. Sometimes you would catch yourself gazing at him from across the office, watching his tall slender figure walk around the office with stacks of paperwork in hand. Your eyes cascading around each and every detail of his being, your eyes suddenly stopping at his thin stretched lips before drawing lower to his crotch area, wondering what kind of beast he could be hiding under those uniform pants.

Most recently, there had been a string of murders of officers in the area, there were no leads as to who had been committing the serial murders, but it was suspected that a bitter police officer may be behind the crimes. Though, all the remaining officers in the precinct were questioned, not once have you ever suspected Laffitte, he seemed too devoted to his work, keeping everything in order while still giving everyone a seemingly warm smile.

‘No, it couldn’t be him,’ you thought as you gazed at him once again from your desk. Today was much slower than usual, not many marines were in due to a recent murder of another officer this morning. “Is there something you need, _____?” Asked Laffitte, his gaze still focused down at the paperwork in front of him. You were snapped from your focused gaze and looked away with a blush, “n-no, I-I was just staring off into space,” you stammer. “Really? You tend to do that quite often in my direction,” he mused. 'Oh shit! Has he noticed this entire time?!’ You thought, never realizing he knew the entire time that you were watching him.

Later that day, the police chief had called you two into his office, you were assigned to investigate the murders and sweep each crime scene for any evidence that was missed. After leaving the office, you both promptly got started on examining each and every crime scene, starting from the first location a body was found. Laffitte and yourself examined the scene like a fine tooth comb, all the while he hummed a tune. “What’s that song your humming?” You asked in the midst of your examination. “Putin’ on the ritz,” he tells you as he dusts for prints. “Never heard of it, how does it go?” He rumbles a laugh before starting, “if your blue, and you don’t know, where to go to, why don’t you go, where fashion sits, putin’ on the ritz.”

Through the first few crime scenes, he would hum that tune before you started joining in, making work less serious and tense. When you reached the second to last crime scene, a dimly lit alleyway, you seemed to have gotten distracted, your eyes started to focus on him instead of work. He took notice, though his eyes were still transfixed on work, “am I too distracting for you, _____?” He asks, “n-no, it’s not that,” you blushed, “I-I just can’t seem to keep my eyes off you very long,” you admitted as your blush became more intense. He pauses his examining and turns to you, “I see, you have a lot of sexual tension towards me,” he rumbles as he walks towers you. “Wha-what?!” You stammer, your face burning from your immense blush, he simply chuckles and presses you up against the wall of the alleyway, “shall I help you alleviate your tension?”

You bite your lip as your stare up at him, contemplating on whether or not to take him up on his proposition. He just simply stared down at you with is usual smile, awaiting your response patiently. You hesitantly gave him a nod, looking away shyly, exposing your neck a bit. He takes the opportunity to bend down and lightly lap his soft, pointed tongue up from your shoulder to your ear lobe, sending a pleasured shiver go up your spine. His hands then felt their way to your sides and slides them down to your bum, lightly grasping it with his long fingers as he nibbled on your earlobe. You pressed yourself against him and breathe your hot breath against his neck, lightly gripping at his arms as you became aroused. His hands slowly made their way back up slightly, gently going around you with the very tips of his fingers, gingerly making their way to the front of your uniform pants and undoing them with ease.

He then lifted you up against the brick wall, removing your pants in the process. One hand held you up as the other reached for his pants to undo his as well. His hand moved swiftly and pulled his pants low enough for his long, thick member to fling out, hitting against your inner thigh. You gazed down at it as he positioned himself at your entrance, biting your bottom lip anxiously as he does. He slowly then entered his length inside you, making you heat up more so than you already were. He watched your face as he started to move his hips rhythmically inside you. You moved your lips to his neck and nibbled, trying to keep your moaning as quiet as possible. He rumbles a laugh at your attempt to keep quiet and moves at a swifter pace, making it much harder for you. “Laffitte,” you moaned quietly, gripping tightly at his shoulders, the sound of you moaning his name driving his thrusts wilder. You were at your breaking point, letting out one final loud moan as you climaxed above him. He chuckles at your climatic, blissful expression, slowing down his thrusts and pulling out of you, gently and carefully brining you back to the solid ground, helping you stand and straighten out.

“Do you feel better?” He inquires, you cheerfully nod in response, “thank you.” He chuckles and offers a friendly smile before straightening himself out, “shall we move on to the last crime scene?” He asks, “yea, let’s get to it,” you chimed, grasping his hand and guiding him to the last location. As you made your way to the last location, you caught a glint of something shining beside the body outline. You released his hand and rushed over to examine it, swiftly putting on your gloves and kneeling down to carefully pick it up. You picked up a monogrammed silver lighter, as you examined it, it read 'Laffitte’ on the front. Your face froze in shock as you stood up. He hummed in the background as you were momentarily frozen, “if your blue,” he sung darkly, walking slowly behind you, “and you don’t know,” he pulled out his gun and cocked it, “where to go to,” your face changed from shock to horror, “why don’t you go where fashion sits,” you turn your head back to him slowly as he pointed his gun at your head, firing it at you without warning with a dark grin gracing his face, “putin’ on the ritz.”

Hi hi ^^ Do you have some cannons/nsfw cannons about Laffitte and Shiliew, two of my favs BB pirates? (I see them so few or never on OP imagine blogs :/)

I’ll try my best on these.–Captain AJ

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I feel so embarrassed to say this because I think a lot of people don't like this character but I do (and I like this character a lot more than I'd like to admit) but can I have some general, romantic, nsfw headcanons for... Laffitte? Thankyousomuch

Hmm, interesting character choice! I kinda like the guy, he seems really cool!

Laffitte General, Romantic, NSFW Headcanons

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I feel so embarrassed to say this because I think a lot of people don't like this character but I do (and I like this character a lot more than I'd like to admit) but can I have some general, romantic, nsfw headcanons for... Laffitte? Thankyousomuch

Hmm, interesting character choice! I kinda like the guy, he seems really cool!

Laffitte General, Romantic, NSFW Headcanons

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Helloo! Could i get some relationship and nsfw headcanons for buggy and laffitte please?

OMG did you say BUGGY? This is the best day ever. Thank you. 

Relationship and nsfw HC:

Buggy

He would do anything to look cool in front you. He doesn’t care if you’ve been dating for a while, all he wants is to impress.

He loves feeling in control and can be crazy jealous, almost a yandere. Probably he’d order his underlings to follow you around and prevent anyone approaching you.

Buggy would buy you so many gifts that you won’t know where to put them all. Being a warlord, he has a lot of money he spends to organize huge parties and treat you like his queen. 

He likes cuddling and snuggling on the bed, as well as falling asleep while you’re running your fingers through his hair. 

He’d use his df power to have the weirdest sex ever: his hands would be running all over your body while he’s fucking you from behind. 

Sometimes he bursts into your room with a new sex toy he wants to try and he looks exactly like an overexcited child.

Laffitte

Af first he’ll be quite cold and distant but, as you get closer to each other, he’s going open up a lot and start being more explicit about his feelings.

If you try to get his attention while he’s busy doing something else, he’ll silence you with a long, passionate kiss.

Playing pranks is his speciality and you won’t be excluded from the list of his possible victims. He won’t be too nasty though.

Sex with him is going to be extremely kinky. He wants to dominate you in every possible way and bdsm is one of his main turn-ons along with teasing and orgasm-denial. Also, he has a hand-fetish.

I’m sure he’d use his cane to masturbate you.

Aftercare is as much important as sex so, after a long and satisfying session, he’s going to pamper you like a princess.

NSFW HC on... Van Augar Honey~ :3c

GO GET FUCKED LU>:C

PREFERABLY BY ACEBUT YOU KNOW

A SANDPAPER CACTUSWORKS TOO >>>:C

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He’s good at oral.And will take his time bringing his partner to orgasm again, andagain.

The best way todescribe his sex is intense. It’s not particularly rough, but there’salways a lot of passion and power in it. He keeps eye contact withhis partner as he squeezes their hips while sliding himself inside ofthem.

Loves brushing hispartner’s hair and running his fingers through it during after care.As well as pulling them close to his chest and pressing soft kissesto their forehead.

HEY HELLO HIT ME UP ON SOME VAN AUGUR LOVE HCS *FINGER GUNS*

Van Augur

When they discover they’re got a crush: The insane needto protect them. How he notices “oh right, they liked so and socoffee, I should pick that up for them.” How theyconfess/hint: He waits until his crush confesses officially. Buteveryone pretty much spots out his feelings when he refuses to leavetheir side.Big gestures of love: Pulling his partner intohis arms and kissing their cheek. He’s not big for physical contactat all, so this would shock anyone. (me)Littlegestures of love: Buying flowers, or little trinkets from islandshe visits. Writing sweet letters to his partner.How to wintheir heart: Share a little bit of his ideals, and lend an earwhen he actually wants to talk. A few “Yeah, sure,”goes a longway with Augur.How to break their heart: (Tell himhis hat is dumb) Reallyyou can just avoid him entirely after he starts really openingup.LittleTurn ons:GENTLE KISSES, hand holding with a light stroking, gentle hugsBigturn ons:ANYTHING REALLY SMOOTH AND GENTLE. He’s a guy that likes to takethings slow and sweet and just small little acts of affection meanthe world to him. Thingsthat make their heart flutter: Kisses. When his partner tugs onhis shirt/cape ever so slightly to show him something.Theirtype: No type. Maybe his hat is his type.Ideal date: Stargazing all night in chilly temperature. Or walking through vintagestores with the smell of dust in the air.Past relationships:He’s had a one or two long term relationships, most likely they bothended horribly.How they might affect current relationships:It gives him more paranoia around his partner, and a little more ofan edge in general.‘Goals’ in a relationship (marriage,kids, a house, etc): Marriage would be his end all end all. Butas he’s not in a position to settle down, he’s fine with just beingtogether.THANK YOU SO MUCH TO @odaibachase FOR HELP ME ;w;

Relationship hcs for Van Augur?

It was only fate that brought this ask to me. (I love this dude’s style. Just sayin’.)

Van Augur Relationship Headcanons:

Van is a protective boyfriend. No matter the situation, he’s always on the lookout for any kind of potential danger that might target his partner. If he feels they’re threatened, he’s prone to shooting the culprit first and asking questions about the attack later.

When he and his partner go out, Van Augur likes to take his partner out for some fine dining. He likes how classy they look and enjoys making them feel like royalty. He gets recommendations for restaurants from Lafitte.

You wouldn’t guess it, but Van gets flustered really easily. All his partner has to do is saunter over to him, touch his cheek, and place a little kiss on his nose. After that, he’s all red ears and awkwardness, diverting his gaze to the side to hide his shyness. This goes double if his partner does this in front of Blackbeard and the crew.

Despite his seemingly emotionless demeanor, Van is actually really talented at soothing a crying s/o. He doesn’t freak out like some men and, instead, wraps his arms around them and calmly talks them out of their hysterics. Once they’ve settled down a little, he’ll ask them what upset them and listen closely.

Van and his partner sleep in separate rooms, even though neither is uncomfortable being intimately close. This is because Van snores like a motor engine and keeps his partner up late into the night. His room has to be soundproofed for the crew’s sake. 

Following Lafitte, Van is the most gentlemanly person on the crew. He puts his s/o’s needs above his own, such as using his cape to protect them from the rain during a storm.

While it isn’t usually possible, Van tries to limit the amount of time his partner has to spend with his crew. For the most part, this is because he doesn’t want his crewmates to bother his partner with their eccentric natures, but there are a couple men that he worries will try to steal his s/o from him. 

Every morning, Van and his partner watch birds while the sun is rising. 

heLLO SWEATY can i have burgess, laffitte, and van augur crack headcanons thxz sweaty uwu

I WILL END YOU

Burgess:

Hishair is not naturally purple, it’s dyed. Somehow Shiliew found outand now Burgess threatens to launch buildings at him if he eventhinks of mentioning it.

Un-ironicallylikes ‘DO YOU EVEN LIFT’ shirts and 'I WEAR BLACK BECAUSE IT’S AFUNERAL FOR MY FAT’

Hisfavorite food is a strawberries n’ cream shake.

Laffitte:

Youmight think he has soft luxurious hair… But it’s actually quitegreasy. Even if he bathed every single day, he’d never have it cleanfor long. Real reason for piracy: good shampoo.

Wouldtotally shop at Forever 21 and buy those 'I HATE MONDAYS’ jackets.

Leastfavorite food is porkchops. Everyone else on the crew LOVESporkchops. He is burning, save him.

Augur:

Triedstraightening his hair once and he looked like a total utter jabrony.Regretted it heavily, never touched his hair since.

Is anaccidental sugar daddy as in he can’t STAND off-brand. He’ll buy hiscrewmates from whatever name brand because he can’t fucking standbOOTLEGS.

Despitelooking like he eats like a bird, he could destroy an entire buffetin one sitting and gain nothing from it. Lucky bastard.

DocQ (Fuck you):

Hishair is the third softest in the group. (First being Blackbeard,second being Catarina) He’s actually quite proud of how nice his hairis. It gives him a lil confidence boost.

Noone knows where he got his fur coat. One day he just showed up withit on, even though it was 100 degrees. It is a mystery.

If hecould, he would only eat ketchup chips. God help him

How bout a headcanon Van Augur and Laffitte being parents of two children :3

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>:3cYESSSSSSSSSS

VanAugur with two children:

Augur raises his children to beserious, determined, business types. If they even THINK of rebelling,he’ll send them one look and suddenly they’re applying to MarineHarvard with honors. His children would grow up to be scholars, orsharpshooters like him.

Children are a mystery to him. Hedoesn’t know how they ‘work’ so to speak. So it creates a littleawkward tension with them.

He wants them to be entertained,but with his line of work he ends up picking out books and scatteringoff. The books are usually thick college textbooks. He seriouslydoesn’t understand kids. Help him.

Augur does put them to bed,making sure they brush their teeth, take any medications, and are alltucked in. He’ll ruffle their hair and stay with them until they fallasleep.

He takes them everywhere he goesthough, he REFUSES to get a babysitter in a fear they might want tohurt his children.

He is very light-hearted with hischildren though. Especially if they’re toddlers, he’ll let themdangle on his cape, or try his dorky hat on. He’s a good father.

The other members of the BB pirates tease him about it, butthen they remember how dangerous he is lol

Laffitte with two children:

Lord, these children are not going to grow up 'normal.’ They’ll bethe kind of children that laugh at blood, and think that murder istotally acceptable… as long as you don’t get caught. (Seriously,imagine two sweet little cherub faced kids with knives, chasing downmarines while laughing. That’s Laffitte’s children.) They grow up tobe future serial killers like their old man, or bounty-hunters.

Laffitte does his best to understand his children. He always makes ita point to enrich himself in whatever they like. Taking them to,let’s say, a ballet if they’re interested in dancing, or buying thema chemistry set if they like that sort of thing.

He also refuses to get a babysitter, mostly because babysitters areterrified of him AND his children. (He did get a babysitter once, andshe was found stuffed in a toybox five months later. He scolded thembecause “Those toys are ruined! Is this how you treat your toys?”)

Laffitte often kisses them goodnight, but doesn’t tuck them in, orhum them to sleep. He’s got stuff he needs to do once they’re out.

Laffitte dances with them, all the time. Just swinging them around asthey giggle happily. Such a happy family

Avalo is terrified of his children because they tried to cuthis tail once. Laffitte just laughed and patted their heads.

NSFW HC on... Van Augar Honey~ :3c

GO GET FUCKED LU>:C

PREFERABLY BY ACEBUT YOU KNOW

A SANDPAPER CACTUSWORKS TOO >>>:C

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He’s good at oral.And will take his time bringing his partner to orgasm again, andagain.

The best way todescribe his sex is intense. It’s not particularly rough, but there’salways a lot of passion and power in it. He keeps eye contact withhis partner as he squeezes their hips while sliding himself inside ofthem.

Loves brushing hispartner’s hair and running his fingers through it during after care.As well as pulling them close to his chest and pressing soft kissesto their forehead.

Van Augur with a s/o that's really embarrassing, awkward, and obnoxious scenario on a date?

Basically dating me though.

Reader-chan is a nervous, chatterboxwho is easily distracted

not exactly what you asked for but Ihope it suffices??

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how would teach, van augur, and burgess eat pussy

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Teach:

While he’s mostlygreedy, oral is one of those things he just does with no questions,no qualms. Just sits his partner right down on his face and gets towork with that big tongue of his. Eating his partner out like hislife depends on it. Always very noisy whenever he works his tongue.He’s rearing to go once he’s done though.

Van Augur (I’m seeing jesus brb):

Jesus christ, ifyou want someone to make you scream, Augur’s probably a candidate forthat. His secret little sadistic side comes out whenever he eats hispartner out. Making them moan out his name and tremble from a singletouch is his goal. He loves just having them ride his tongue while hesqueezes their thighs. Goes for several rounds before he lets hispartner have a little mercy

Burgess:

Another foreplayguy. He takes it very seriously though. He’s gotta put his dick inthem, he at least should warm them up. Burgess is all about clitaction and sucking gently on it. Once he’s got them soaking wet, hegoes in for the kill.

(I feel like healways aims to make his partner squirt, or at least orgasm so hard hehas to gentle nudge them back to reality)

Blackbeard pirates @ prom with their s/o hc please ^3^ (this is the only one piece headcanon blog i feel ok requesting them to bc i feel like I'm going to be shamed bc a lot of people hate them lol)

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//holds you gently.

I’m glad my blog can be the Blackbeardpirate safe haven (MY GOAL TBH?)

Marshall D. Teach:

He’s the kind of guy who’ll go onlybecause his partner looks fine, and goddamn it what’s the point ifyou can’t brag a little. Ends up wanting to leave after a fewminutes… But can be persuaded for once dance.

Jesus Burgess:

Crashes it. Straight up gets into afight ‘cause someone looked at his partner. No one look at them eventhough they are OBVIOUSLY the best pair there. Smashes something.Enjoyable nonetheless if you like dancing through fire (I do.)

Shiliew:

He refuses to go. 1. He can’t dance 2.No. He’ll spend the night with his partner at home watching weirdnetflix films or studying instead.

Laffitte:

He’s prepared dances weeks in advance.He loves dances in general, so he ends up spending the entire nightwith his partner dancing. And possibly robbing a few sorry suckers.Will not stop dancing with his partner the entire night.

Van Augur:

Goes on behalf on his s/o. He’s not afan of crowds, but he dresses the part and swings them along to thebeat. Convinces them to leave half-way through to go to a park orsomething… Calmer.

Doc Q:

Poor guy can’t really handle it?? He can’t very well stand up long enough for a dance, so he just watches his partner have fun and then feels bad for spoiling their fun, and then someone gets concerned that he’s flat out dying? Keep him home and watch some telly instead.

Sanjuan Wolf:

Oh my god. He wants to go, he dreamsabout going? But he’s awkward with people? He can’t dance? If hesomehow does go, he’ll be very stiff the whole time. Only when hefocuses on his partner will he be able to actually dance, or doanything besides intense sweating.

Vasco Shot:

“Hey how about we pour this shit-tonof vodka into the punc-” “No.” is how the night is going tovaguely go. Ends up sleeping half-way through. Someone help him. Hispartner needs to reel him in or else all kinds of food will besomehow become 'infected.’

Catarina Devon:

Everyone feels bad because they aren’tas well dressed as her and her partner. Literally puts everyone toshame. An obvious vote for Queen. Not just prom, just in general. Shedoes whatever her partner wants, because just being able to shit oneveryone for their inferiority was good enough

Avalo Pizarro:

He’s so excited to go anywhere with hiss/o. Doesn’t want to do anything besides hold them or keep them closeto him. He’s a terrible dancer, don’t tell him that, but he does hisbest. Bless his nya-soul.

Kuzan:

Goes for the food, and probably justfood. He will be convinced to sway to a song with his partner beforehe sits back and watches them enjoy themselves. A very kind date,take good care of him.