Thor: Do You Have A Bag I Can Borrow?

Just Jayce dragging his cat partner to a gala

realistically, Steve's magnetic arm band thing from AoU that brought his shield back to him could never malfunction ever. Because it's Stark tech.

But imagine if it did one day because he tripped on the stairs and all 200 pounds of patriotic muscle landed squarely on it. so it just started yanking every thing even vaguely attracted to magnets right out of its place. imagine.

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Steve: *reaches for his shield mid mission*

Clint:

Steve:

Clint:

Steve:

Steve: what-

Clint, firmly attached to Steve's arm by his belt: YOU TELL ME

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Steve: *stretches*

Tony, holding onto the refrigerator for dear life as it barrells down the stairs and right into Steve's face: *SCREECHING*

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Steve, final-showdowning: five

Villain of the week: do I absolutely have to wait for your shield or can I go-

Steve: FOUR

Villain:

Steve: three

Steve: twO

Villain: I have to pick my daughter from ballet man

Steve: ONE

Steve: BOOM

Villain:

Villain: is that a paperclip-

Steve, crying: shut up

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Steve: oh my god. Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that I promise oh my fucking god-

Natasha: okay you need to fix that thing

Steve: I PROMISE I WILL

Natasha: aight

Steve: ...

Steve, trying his best to dispel the mortifying awkwardness: so do you always keep an iron knife in your bra or-

Natasha: please stop talking

To be fair, it's not like they are wrong xd

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

The Avengers are a garbage-people mess but they’re my garbage-people mess and aside from the fact I would change everything about their dynamic in the mcu, I wouldn’t change them for the world and that’s the tea💘💘💕💗💕❤❤❤💗💕💗💕💗❤❤❤💕💗❤💘❤💗💕💗💕👀💕❤

Absolutely fucking ambitious of marvel to assume I give a fuck about any canon past Avengers 1.

Playlist for when your Boyfriend stops breathing - by @sunsetplums

This fic had a chokehold on me for days now.

It's beautifully written but it also hurts so much

A version of boys stumbling upon something truly traumatizing in that little book haha

Right after CATWS (like a month)

Steve, about Bucky: Can I tell him he looks nice? Sam: Sure. Steve: Can I tell him I respect him? Natasha: Yes, I think he'd like that. Steve: Should I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs? Natasha: … Sam: I’d save that for later.

THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WATCHING THE SHOW!!!!

heck, half the reason I even originally finished watching season one is that Viktor reminded me of s1!Jon

So I haven't watched Arcane but I hear jayvik is about a twink who dooms the world in the pursuit of knowledge and salvation and his partner/coworker ends up having to kill him but that's okay because they decide that what matters is being together one way or another even though the partner really didn't have to stay and could've maybe saved himself.

And that sounded familiar.

finally found this gem again!!!!

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm