THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WATCHING THE SHOW!!!!

relatable

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

A version of boys stumbling upon something truly traumatizing in that little book haha

Engineers (Part 1/3)

finally found this gem again!!!!

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm

Added the promised second part y’all!

I NEED this

in universe howling commandos hbo war documentary a la band of brothers please and thank you

(bucky and steve watch together in horror/fascination)

realistically, Steve's magnetic arm band thing from AoU that brought his shield back to him could never malfunction ever. Because it's Stark tech.

But imagine if it did one day because he tripped on the stairs and all 200 pounds of patriotic muscle landed squarely on it. so it just started yanking every thing even vaguely attracted to magnets right out of its place. imagine.

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Steve: *reaches for his shield mid mission*

Clint:

Steve:

Clint:

Steve:

Steve: what-

Clint, firmly attached to Steve's arm by his belt: YOU TELL ME

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Steve: *stretches*

Tony, holding onto the refrigerator for dear life as it barrells down the stairs and right into Steve's face: *SCREECHING*

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Steve, final-showdowning: five

Villain of the week: do I absolutely have to wait for your shield or can I go-

Steve: FOUR

Villain:

Steve: three

Steve: twO

Villain: I have to pick my daughter from ballet man

Steve: ONE

Steve: BOOM

Villain:

Villain: is that a paperclip-

Steve, crying: shut up

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Steve: oh my god. Oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that I promise oh my fucking god-

Natasha: okay you need to fix that thing

Steve: I PROMISE I WILL

Natasha: aight

Steve: ...

Steve, trying his best to dispel the mortifying awkwardness: so do you always keep an iron knife in your bra or-

Natasha: please stop talking

Yaaaaas 😍