No But Jayvik Is So Fucking Funny To Me Like

THIS WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT WHEN WATCHING THE SHOW!!!!

heck, half the reason I even originally finished watching season one is that Viktor reminded me of s1!Jon

So I haven't watched Arcane but I hear jayvik is about a twink who dooms the world in the pursuit of knowledge and salvation and his partner/coworker ends up having to kill him but that's okay because they decide that what matters is being together one way or another even though the partner really didn't have to stay and could've maybe saved himself.

And that sounded familiar.

Just Jayce dragging his cat partner to a gala

What if Asgardians didn’t sneeze. Like. They just Never Evolved that function. And then Thor’s just talking to Tony one day and then he sneezes half-way through his conversation and Thor is just like? ?? What?? What the fuck?? THE Fuck???????!!?!??!

Added the promised second part y’all!

The Avengers get asked into a school to teach the little kids about ‘what it means to be a hero’ except that literally None of them know how to appropriately handle children and so they end up being kicked out five minutes into 1st class bc Steve accidentally made four of the preschoolers cry when he showed them all how he could dislocate his shoulder almost entirely painlessly, Tony was reverse-psychologied into speed-building a fire breathing robot after a kid bet him two bucks he couldn’t, and Natasha made the executive decision to cancel naptime in order to whip out her knife collection and immediately start showing the little kids how to effectively reach all arteries of the human body. 

The Avengers are a garbage-people mess but they’re my garbage-people mess and aside from the fact I would change everything about their dynamic in the mcu, I wouldn’t change them for the world and that’s the tea💘💘💕💗💕❤❤❤💗💕💗💕💗❤❤❤💕💗❤💘❤💗💕💗💕👀💕❤

This is a post to keep track of my favorite jayvik fanficion since my ao3 bookmarks are a mess and hopefully get some quality recs as well!

Contingency Planning by @oodlyenough murdered me and i liked it so much its concerning.

Chrysalis and Window of Opportunity by @oodlyenough

A New Promise by @dis-embarks did the same, thank you 🥲

A lesson in rigor mortis by @orangechickenpillow still missing my heart after this one.

Here At The End Of All Things by queercatfan

I've Been Thinking of All the Little Things That You've Been Missing by @fouroddapples <3

Pygmalion by @twenty-qs 🩵

here is a map (with your name for a capital) by moonliving just 🥲

Run it back by spqr

be, be as you've always been by enbymegumi

Reflection and refraction series by @tryfero

Tastes like resurrection by @sulkybender 😭

disjunction by @nanashi-07

erosion by @nanashi-07

The Dead of Night by @bringthekaos

White lilies by whiskeyuncle ohmygod😭 destroyed in under 1k words

Crowbar by whiskeyuncle

High Hawk Season by JeanLuciferGohard

Bitter practicality by Kaeviat

Cradle to grave by @weatheredlaw

Switchblade by MmPumpkins

Differential Burdens in Displacement by @yallstar

void by @ironcy

Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing

The Taste Of Rot And Honey by @sunsetplums

finally found this gem again!!!!

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm

That sounds like the perfect breeding ground for chaosand shenanigans, love it

I’m begging for you to tell me about “Why is Captain America on tumblr??”

Steve Rogers has tumblr. He is in a captian america fan group. Bucky is also in that fan group. He has just broken free from the winter soldier conditioning and they start talking. What happens when the avengers find out who he's talking too? :3

Thor: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Loki: The only bags I have are those under my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence.

Thor: All you had to do was say no.