Who THE FUCK Starts A Conversation Like This?

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

tumblr: constantly be aware of your own privilege. constantly be aware of your capacity of be evil. hey i know you really like that new piece of media but make sure you're aware of all of the problematic elements all the time. hey i noticed you reblogged a post from a designated Bad Person so please make sure you do a thorough background check on everyone you reblog from to make sure they're not bad, otherwise people might get the wrong idea about you. always be aware of everything bad that's happening in the world all the time because silence is violence. i see you not reblogging this post btw. activist burnout is a privilege so be aware of that. xyz people are required to reblog this post. if you're not constantly fighting against designated Bad People you are inherently complicit and therefore a Bad Person.

people with ocd:

you can tell how miserable i was when doodling this in my sketchbook because of how bad the hand is.

anyway, more old men yaoi for the freaks

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.