Literally Every Neurodivergent Person When Somebody Mentions Their Interest.

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

“without the police there would be mayhem”

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was watching educational documentaries last night

A thing that I made that I thought was funny

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

If I was in the bathroom trap with Adam and he’s asking if they took his kidneys I would ask “is that a tramp stamp?” just to fuck with him.

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

house md is to dr mccoy what a horror movie is to any other person