MC Who Doesn’t Know How To Make Babies:

MC who doesn’t know how to make babies:

Lucifer: Please tell me you’re joking.

MC: I am not.

Lucifer: *starts to undress* Alright. Let me give you a free tutorial.

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MC: Mammon, do you know how to make babies?

Mammon: *stutters* A-Are y-you a-asking me to make one?

MC: Oh… Are they hand-made?

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Levi: *acts high and mighty* I can teach you how MC!

MC: *confused*

Levi: *plays hentai where the protagonist is being groped by tentacles*

MC: …. I don’t have tentacles, Levi…

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Satan: Two people need to have sex.

MC: OK, got it.

Satan: Don’t you wanna know how sex works?

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Asmo: Darling! Haven’t they taught you Sex-Ed at school?!

MC: I was absent at that time and it was a Christian school.

Asmo: Okay. I’ll start with the basics. *flips open a magazine* And do some demonstrations. Oh! You’ll be the volunteer by the way.

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Beel: I just know how to cook and eat food, MC.

MC: It’s okay, Beel. Let’s just go to the kitchen and eat.

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Belphie: *tries not to laugh* Seriously? You don’t know?

MC: *sarcastic tone* Would I ask you if I do?

Belphie: *bites his lips* I would teach you how but you’ll be my test subject.

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1 year ago

Levi: Solomon... Why didn't you tell me?

Levi: WHY IS MC WITH BARBATOS RIGHT NOW?!!!

Solomon: ...

Solomon: Because MC deserves love and happiness that you failed to give them.

Levi: I... I could do that... If you have given me another chance—

Solomon: Levi... Are you hearing yourself? Another chance? Who are you to be given another chance?

Levi: ...

Solomon: You were not the one who suffered, neglected, and felt unwanted because you're selfish who only knows about himself!!!

Levi: ...

Levi: B-But I love them... We promised to always be together...

Solomon: Yes. And you broke that. It's not my problem anymore. I have done my part.

Levi: ...

MC: *flinches*

Barbatos: MC? What's wrong? *worried*

MC: *smiles* It's nothing.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *smiles softly* *pulling them closer* *petting their hair*

Barbatos: Let's postpone the honeymoon for now and sleep like this.

MC: But... Isn't honeymoon an important thing for couples?

Barbatos: No, MC. You're the most important right now.

Barbatos: I want you to be comfortable.

MC: ...

MC: *snuggles against him* I am.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: My eternity... Your words alone could make me weak.

MC: *about to fall asleep* You have always... been saying that...

MC's siblings: *talking about love*

"I wonder when I will be summoned to meet my fated lover."

"I heard love can be bitter or sweet. How about you, MC? What do you think?"

MC: ...

MC: *smiles at them* I don't know. The idea of love... doesn't fascinate me.

MC's siblings: *looks at them, confused*

"But MC, you're an epitome of love itself."

MC: *hearing that someone is calling their name*

MC: I'm being summoned...

MC: ...

MC: I don't want to go.

"They're here."

MC: *opens their eyes as their red string get attached to their destined one*

Barbatos: *looks at them in awe*

MC: *tears up for an unknown reason* *then starts crying*

Barbatos and Solomon: *panics*

Solomon: H-Have we done something wrong?

Barbatos: *quickly approaches them* *wrapping his coat around their shoulders* *hugging them*

Barbatos: I'm sorry. Were you not expecting me?

MC: No... It's... I don't understand... Why I feel relieved...

2 years ago

Being Karasuno’s manager HC

My Haikyuu fever is back, please help

First Headcanon LEGGO

warning: none

Haikyuu Masterlist | Haikyuu Series Masterlist

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honestly Karasuno is a pretty whacky but overall chill group

most of the time

save for Nishinoya and Tanaka

you joined as a manager when Shimizu approached you in your first year

you agreed because she was pretty i don’t make the rules here you wanted to expand your horizon and took up the challenge

you still remembered Nishinoya skiing on his knees and bowing in front of you

“✨ step on me ✨” he said

“how about i just use the floor 👌🏻”

the defeat from Date Tech that lead to the argument between Nishinoya and Asahi made you cry because you loved all of them so much and wanted them to just get along and share the burden

DON’T MAKE [Y/N] CRY YOU STUPID CROWS-

by the time your second year come around, aside from being known as “the flightless crow” and such, Karasuno boy’s VBC is also known to have the hottest and prettiest managers 🥵

literally have people snooping around, wondering what Karasuno VBC adds into your guys’ food and drink to produce beauties ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

but within your smol circle, you are known to be just a chill person, giving off an aura of the “cool kouhai” 

Nishinoya (when he isn’t simping for you) and yourself are pretty close friends and will go have lunch together occasionally

over time, you manage to won the first years over with your patience and become the second mom of the team because the first mom is just as chaotic

stupid arguments between Kageyama and Tsukishima?

[y/n] has been summoned <(`^´)>

the four idiots making too much ruckus?

[y/n] has been summoned (°ㅂ° ╬)

honestly your stare is scarier than Daichi because they can literally hear “i know how to stitch mouths shut with needles and threads” going through your head when they go overboard.

the tiny smile on your face didn’t help like-

Shirabu who? we only know the scary [y/n]

but you are also the one that make sure they all stay healthy, and limit their training after Ukai leaves because rest is just as important 

but let’s be honest, Karasuno adores you from the moon and back

the third years appreciate your presence, and dadchi is always looking out for you if you ever need help with heavy lifting, since he sees you as his little sister. Sugawara will help you in any school work you weren’t sure, Asahi will help you with any fashion decision whilst Shimizu will go with you to shop

“KIYOKO-SAN! [Y/N]-CHAN!!”  ♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡

the usual cries of your fellow energetic idiotic friends, worshipping the dirt you step on 

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita make sure you stay in the loop if the simping duo are too dumbstruck to utter a coherent sentence when explaining about volleyball

they are also the one that help control their friends from jumping on you out of the blue

the two first year beanpoles having the fattest crush on you it’s not even funny

first off we have saltshakeshima Sneaky Tsukishima. snarky as he may be, he is always polite to seniors he respected, and that includes you. 

unlike Shimizu, you weren’t socially awkward and actually can hold productive conversations when need be, so he does speak to you off court

whenever you see how exhausted he gets, he is the first one you attend to. water bottle and clean towel in hand, ready for him to cool down

one time, he saw a Psittacosaurus charm on your gym bag and he just 

S T A R E S (ꆤ⍸ꆤ) 

he wants to know where the hell you even find it and he needs it ASAP

when you asked if he liked dinosaurs, blonde boi just

//blushes// 

but ever since then, he would subtlety hint for more dino talk by using them in everyday snarky comments

slick or not, as long as you laughed at his words, he just feel fuzzy inside

soon enough he learns that you just love animals and general geology and he couldn’t help but smile

discreetly

we all know he is secretly a softie

literally calls Akiteru nii-chan and was worried Yama was about to puke rmb?? SJDHSJAKALG what a Tsundere

dw, you got him a cute dino keychain for his birthday later on

it’s his good luck charm now

then we have blueberryama Kageyama

PLEASE PRAISE HIM, BABY NEEDS AFFIRMATION 

he gets so jittery and blushy, his lips become awkward and squiggly whenever you say he is doing a good job ⁽⁽ ◟(灬 ˊωˋ 灬)◞ ⁾⁾

his next few sets are even more precise, just to show off and hear your compliments again

sometimes he will approach you for help in understanding his teammates, and in turn, try to learn and express himself properly

he hates it when you cater to Hinata’s requests and tries to insert himself into the conversation before dragging the tangerine away, not wanting the two of you to talk any longer

since you are quite athletic before becoming the VBC manager, stray balls are nothing to you

just S M A C K

you good. no concussions nor nose bleed to worry about when it came to the managers

y’all just talented and swift AF like that

during matches, Shimizu will record down what needs to be improve and the overall set scores but you will be the one to record down the detail plays for each rally, and take note of what your team is most comfortable in using the most to win a point

we love a hardworking manager the boys totally cried when they saw your notes

Ukai and Mr Takeda will always rely on you to keep the boys in check when out in public since they respect you so much 

the way you carry yourself in front of other schools is impressive. no eyes are sharper than yours, and no way are you easily approached by boys if they want your number because your team comes first

and they need to go to the court to warm up as much as possible

getting caught up by other guys asking for your number is a no-no for you because then it will just delay the time

When the team lose to Seijoh, you are the one that give everyone the tightest hug and remind them that there is still Spring High, and made sure everyone is eating well the next day if they are not 

particularly Kageyama and Hinata

you literally have to pull Kageyama out of his seat to even get his favourite milk carton

lmao boi fell in love with you even more 

totally didn’t stare at your interlaced fingers throughout his moping

when you and Shimizu approach Yachi for the first time, she thinks there are two goddesses heading her way

Tanaka make sure Taketora knows that Karasuno now has the holy trinity of managers blessing them

during Tokyo’s training camps, you are the one scurrying between various different gyms to check on the boys’ individual trainings, and take note on their improvement before updating Ukai and Mr Takeda 

also self proclaimed Yachi protector

bless that angel, she clings onto you when she feels stares directed your way, not realising the stares are because of you

but when she did realise it, Hitoka either freaks out and apologise for hindering your radiance before running away

or gasps dramatically and just run away, not wanting your potential new fans to kill her for being in the same breathing space as you

"Hitoka-chan, you’ll get hurt if you run like that!” you always warn and chase after her before another stray ball flies her way

definitely gets along with Yukie the most because food is love, food is life and since Yukie is planning to be a nutritionist, you learn a lot from her as well ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ

barbeque? more like a buffet of hot men and hot meat like???

let’s just say one ‘excuse me’ from you and everyone stops their meal to top your tiny plate with the best grilled meat and pour refreshment for you

“but i can’t finish these…” you mumbled.

you went around and personally feed the boys

it was a hot day so you keep the drinks for you and the other managers

4 simps had just expanded into an army of simps

you stay up with Yachi and Shimizu to research on your opponents

files of information thiccer than my ass just for the crow bois

your heart stopped when Tanaka and Daichi collided into each other, and brought your captain to the infirmary. you strictly told the nurse to make sure Daichi was A-Okay

when Tsukishima block Ushiwaka:

(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “TSUKKIIIIIIIIIII” proud mama manager has never been prouder

almost faints when Tsukishima injure himself against Shiratorizawa and rushes him to the infirmary with Akiteru

the nurse immediately know what she had to do to avoid your surveying glare after your visit with Daichi before

“you have a very sweet manager, eh, Tsukishima-san” the nurse teases when you hold Tsukishima’s hand and told him to calm down, to trust his team to hold the fort

The salt king Tsukishima Kei glows pink

Akiteru wants you as his sister-in-law

His lil bro’s wingman from now on

remember how i just said you couldn’t be prouder? LIES

You cry so hard when you see the ref indicating Karasuno’s victory against the Shiratorizawa and proceeds to be placed in the nationals

hugs? too sophisticated for that moment. major dog pile i tell you.

Karasuno has finally show Japan why they are worthy of being a powerhouse and you, as the manager, swelled with pride - the pride you ALWAYS had.

You laugh with them, you cry with them and you train with them

you are an integral part of the team

Karasuno will never trade you for anything in this world and if you ever shed a tear

Rip to whoever offended you, the crows are about to peck them to death

1 year ago

MC: Whenever I see Riddle, my motherly instinct is kicking in.

Trey, Cater, and Riddle: ...

MC: Does that mean he have a rough childhood?

Cater: Damn—

Trey: Shh! Cater!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: You know what? I'm putting myself for adoption.

2 years ago

(Based on Solomon's audio drama)

MC: I heard from Mammon there was a Solomon quiz show today. I'm sad I couldn't participate

Solomon: It was nothing, MC, really it was just silly-

Mammon: Honestly it was so fun! Asmo kept bragging about how well he knows Solomon and then got all the answers wrong!

Asmo: The questions were so hard and so random!

Solomon: Ah well, I suppose I'm a hard person to read haha

MC: Oh please. Tell me the questions then, I want to try.

Solomon: Oh no MC please-

Asmo: Oh I want to see this! Apprentice vs Pacts - it's a battle of connections!

Mammon: Alrighty! Here we go! We're about to start the Solomon Quiz Show!

Solomon: *sighs* Not again...

Mammon: Alright first question! What is Solomon's favorite music genre?!

MC: Classical. That's too easy. Solomon invites us to so many orchestra shows. And he loves Paganini and Tchaikovsky.

Solomon: ...

Asmo: Wow! MC's correct! Are the details correct too, Solomon?

Solomon: Yes...

Mammon: Alright, next question! What's Solomon's favorite work of fantasy fiction?

MC: TSL by Simeon ofc. He's just like Levi, he just hides it better.

Solomon: *stares in awe* It's true...

Asmo: MC's correct again! Is it really that obvious?!

Mammon: Alright, last question! Is Solomon a cat person or a dog person?

MC: ....is this a joke? Solomon is literally in a chat group called CAT with Satan and me.

MC: And while he does love all animals in general, given that he can talk to them, he prefers frequenting cat cafes, specifically Cat's Eye.

MC: And there he has a favourite cat called Blissy and she's a Turkish Angora because her snow white fur matches his hair and it feels like she's his little sister.

Asmo: Oh honey! There's no way I can remember so much!!

Solomon: *blushes* I...I didn't realise you knew so much about me.

Mammon: Woahh, MC got 3 for 3! And more! Jeez MC, are ya like a stalker or something? *Laughs*

MC: Stalker? Oh pshhh, as if we all don't know a bit too much about our crushes. Anyway, this was kinda fun. Call me if there's another quiz show. *leaves*

Asmo: Did MC just make a confession of a crush on Solomon?

Mammon: I- I think they just did.

Solomon: *stares in shock in the direction MC left*

2 years ago

Hi im not ded just forgot to post anything here _(:3 」∠)_

recently got into this and Bond is my fav so i doodle some ft. Some bun cause i just couldn't resist...

Hi Im Not Ded Just Forgot To Post Anything Here _(:3 」∠)_
Hi Im Not Ded Just Forgot To Post Anything Here _(:3 」∠)_
Hi Im Not Ded Just Forgot To Post Anything Here _(:3 」∠)_
Hi Im Not Ded Just Forgot To Post Anything Here _(:3 」∠)_
2 years ago

I haven't looked thru all of your tags for your ocs, my sons (heart eyes) so sorry if you explained this already. I think I remember seeing something about one calling you mother and the other calling you heretic? Which sounds hilarious. Would you mind expanding on that please and thank you

I've only got that explanation of them up so far, so don't worry <3

I looked through it to see what you were talking about, and I think you're recalling this sentence "Otherwise, he's a cold sadist who takes delight in showing heretics and sinners why Destruction is the merciful one." because it's the only place the word is mentioned.

As funny as that might be, both of them possess an innate connection to god reader as they were created by your hand and raised in your care. They both absolutely adore you <3 ready to create and destroy entire universes at your word.

They will, however, go from "Mother~!!! <3 <3 <3" while talking to you to "filthy mongrels, death is a mercy you will never receive" @ anyone who looks at you wrong at the drop of a hat. The sudden change is pretty funny imo (someone save anyone who's actually impostering you, they'll be the twins' new plaything for the next eternity)

They're good, filial sons who protect and listen to their mother!

1 year ago

hello! i just read your mash fic and i wanna request a mash x (preferably fem) reader oneshot if thats ok with you. maybe something simple like the reader has known mash since childhood and is confessing to him (first kiss too??).

thanks <3

TAGS: Mash Burnedead/Fem!Reader

It's still a bit weird to me seeing how much traction my smol mash/reader drabble is getting even until now, but it's very much appreciated HAHAHA Also, sorry for taking so long to get to this and hope you like it!

Hello! I Just Read Your Mash Fic And I Wanna Request A Mash X (preferably Fem) Reader Oneshot If Thats

"I love you, Mash."

Mash stared down at you without blinking, only making your already overwhelming anxiety practically skyrocket. You could feel how clammy your hands were as you clutched at the hem of your shirt, every molecule in your body screaming at you to run away and hide your face forever yet at the same time you were frozen in place.

"I shouldn't have said anything," you thought to yourself, biting your lower lip as regret swirled within you. Why did you even think doing this was a good idea?

While childhood friends falling in love and getting together isn't anything new in both real life and within the pages of your romance novels, it didn't guarantee that your own childhood friend would happily reciprocate your feelings and live happily ever after with you.

Because why would he?

Even if he didn't have an ounce of magic flowing through his veins, Mash was handsome, honest, and even if it might not seem like it at first, he had a heart of gold that cared for and protected his loved ones fiercely.

Meanwhile, you were just...you.

"Maybe I should tell him that I was just joking--"

"I love you too."

You don't get the chance to run away when Mash's toned arms wrap around your waist to pull you into a tight embrace. You were so close that could smell the faint scent of soap on his skin, fresh from a shower after his daily workout.

"I was planning on telling you before we started school, but...you beat me to the punch."

His statement drained out all the anxiety and fear that'd been brewing inside, leaving only warmth as the meaning of his words registered in your mind.

"Mash...you big dummy!" You laughed, an honest and unrestrained laugh as you realized that all your fears were for nothing.

Despite wearing his usual deadpan expression, you could pick out a certain softness in his gaze as he stared deeply into your own eyes. It feels like you're falling in love with him all over again when he looks at you like this. Your cheeks lit up at the attention.

"I'm gonna kiss you if you keep acting so cute, creampuff," stated Mash, voice lowering into what you could only describe as a husky purr.

His lips are so close now that if you so much as tilt your head, your lips would inevitably meet. Your heart throbbed at the mere thought.

"And what if I want you to kiss me...?"

Mash doesn't waste another second.

It becomes only just the first of many more kisses to come.

2 years ago

"I Used to Love You Actually..."

<- Brothers

(Thanks for this ask @r-u-n-e! It was so fun to write!)

"I Used To Love You Actually..."

It was just another day at the Demon Lord's castle. Just another tea party. And maybe it was because Luke wasn't there, that the topic of discussion grew that heavy.

Simeon was talking about a book he'd read recently. "It truly speaks of sadness of another kind. Not borne of death, war or illness. Simply of slowly losing love for something you once adored."

"Indeed. Falling out of a love is such a painful affair." Diavolo shakes his head, "My heart aches at the thought of it."

"Perhaps being the receipent is harder. Imagine waking up next to someone you've loved and known all this time, only for them to open their eyes and see that it's not the same." Solomon glanced at you. "They no longer look at you the way they used to."

"That would be terrible thing to see indeed." Barbatos poured some more tea into your half-empty cup. "Have you ever had such an experience, MC? To have loved and lost love for someone?"

You sipped from your cup slowly. There was no point in hiding it now anyway. You closed your eyes and answered, "Funny you should ask, because it was one of you, actually."

Who is it?

The silent question hung around in the air. Everyone had stopped moving, with their undivided gaze turned towards you.

It was You.

You simply opened your eyes, to look directly at the one you meant, smiling coyly. He understood.

You cast your eyes downwards and finish your tea accompanied by uncomfortable laughter and lingering pauses. You pretend to glance at the clock and get up to leave.

"It's getting late. I should go before the brothers come running. Thank you for having me."

Solomon

"Come, I'll walk you home." It's not an offer you are allowed to refuse. When have you ever been able to change his mind once it's made up?

"Sure." You accept. He slows himself down to keep pace with you, as he always does. He usually fills the silence with his many stories and questions. Tonight he has ony one.

"Have you ever felt the loss of something you never knew you had?", he stopped in his tracks abruptly. You looked up at him to see his pained smile. "It's not a very nice feeling."

"Not quite. But.." You fidgeted with something around your neck. You held up a vial shaped locket attached to your necklace. Something blue glistened inside.

"...I know what's like to almost lose myself to someone who didn't need me. I'd argue that's just as bad." You detached the vial from your necklace and handed it to him.

Solomon's eyes grew wide in disbelief. It was a face you rarely saw on him. "This is ..this is Liquid Time."

"Yes. The very same one which cursed you with immortality." You smiled, "I was planning to consume it. To keep you company."

"You were considering turning immortal...for me?" He clutched the vial as if it was your hand. With his head spinning in desperation , he stumbled towards you.

"I fell in love with you during my apprenticeship. You were always so kind, whimsical and full of knowledge. I wanted to spend a little more time with you. Not much just a millenia or two." You chuckled. Solomon's face flushed red.

"But I realised how foolish it was. I virtually know nothing about your past. You never trusted me enough to tell me. And besides you already have Asmo, Barbatos and now Simeon and more. Why did I think you're a little lonely just like me?" Your eyes burned and watered.

"Don't hold yourself accountable. I fell in and out of love with you, all on my own. I'm sorry. You can take that vial as my apology." You started walking ahead alone.

"Then would you drink it now if I asked you to?" Solomon held your wrist. "Would anything convince you to drink this?"

"If you really needed me in your life, I'd do it in a heartbeat." How cruel of him to ask such a thing. Love lingers long past it's death. Didn't he know that?

"Good. Because I don't know how to live a life without you anymore." He opened the vial and poured the liquid into his mouth.

Before you could make sense of what he was doing, you were pushed against a nearby tree, his mouth crashing against yours.

You tasted it all, the soft tremor of his lips and the icy cold Liquid Time flowing down your throat. He held onto you for dear life as he made you drink every last drop of it. "What a strange confession of love, Solomon."

Simeon

"I'd like to walk you home, MC." Simeon is already waiting for you at the door. He waits for you to finish putting on your coat, smiles as you make your way outside.

"The tea and sweets were most remarkable today, wouldn't you agree?" He initiated.

The silence between you two was usually comfortable, but not today. Today it was stifling, choking the sanity out of him.

"Indeed it was. Barbatos always outdoes himself." You agreed.

You saw him fidget with his gloves and fix his cape five times in a row and make it more crooked. Maybe you shouldn't have told him.

But there was no going back to unsay it. "Simeon." You called out and turned around. He looked so elated as he said, "Yes, MC?"

"I doubt I need to explain why I fell in love with you. Noone has been more gentle or sweet with me than you." You went ahead and straightened out his cape.

His smile disappeared, his eyes turning solemn. Your heart almost broke again seeing him like that. "But I'm a human, afterall. I couldn't possibly allow myself."

Did you even need to explain further? How Lilith's love for a human lead to her fall, and her demise? Surely, Simeon knew it better than you. He lived through it.

"Lilith's end was much happier than you think." It's as if he read your mind. "She died as a human, holding hands with the human she loved, surrounded by her children and grandchildren."

Simeon's smile was back. "Isn't that the most peaceful end one can have? I'd be the most blessed man alive, if my life ended like that. With you holding my hand."

You were still processing what he said when he took your hand and pulled you closer to him. He pressed a gentle kiss on your lips.

"Meeting someone like you was a miracle. And if by the same miracle, I turn into a human someday...I swear by my heart, I will make you fall for me again."

Diavolo

"I'd like you to stay over today, MC. There are certain things I need to discuss with you." Diavolo placed a hand over yours even as you were about to stand up. How typical of you, Diavolo.

Solomon and Simeon were bid goodbye and Barbatos refused your help when you tried cleaning up the plates and cups. He merely shook his head and pointed upwards, "Young Master is waiting for you, MC."

Diavolo stood at the top of the stairway, wordlessly extending his open hand for you to take. He smiled with eyes full of melancholy. You'd seen it so many times before.

"Let's take a walk around the castle, shall we? I'm sure there are things we missed out on showing you." What a juvenile excuse. But not altogether unbelievable, the castle was gigantic afterall. You chuckled.

It was almost endearing to watch him explain to you stories of the demons in the paintings and then say "Oh my bad, MC." when he realised you are already familiar with it.

He was biding time. You smelled the scent of your favourite Devildom dish from the kitchen. "I asked Barabtos to prepare your favourite for dinner tonight. I also have a gift I'd like to give you."

Or he was doing something even more ridiculous - trying to win back your love. You shook your head at him, overwhekmed.

"Diavolo, really, you need not do all this for a mere human like me. You're the Future King of Devildom. I'm not half as deserving of all this time and attention you always keep giving me."

That seemed to hit a nerve. His smile faltered as he squeezed your hand. "You should come see your gift first then."

He took you to the throne room, two seats gleamed under the lights instead of one. "Take a seat, MC." How could he be so persistent without raising his voice, you wonder.

You did as he asked. "Now, close your eyes." You obeyed him again. You felt something slightly heavy being put on your head. You touched it. Solid, metallic and engraved with patterns and jewels. A crown.

"Diavolo I couldn't possibly-" He shut you up with a kiss, urgent and manic. All your feelings bubbling over, you ended up wrapping your arms around him.

"If the only reservations you have against me, are our difference in blood and status, let me show you how I slay anyone who objects to you. You have been nothing but capable and worthy eversince you've arrived. Noone is more worthy to be mine."

Barbatos

"I have something to show you, MC. Could you stay a little longer?" Barabtos whispered to you at the door. His voice and proximity - your heart skipped a beat. You nodded.

You bid goodbye to the others and Diavolo excused himself for he had a mountain of paper work left to do. "Right this way, MC." He offered his arm. You took it.

How often is it that you get him like this? It's so rare to be just him and you, with no impending duties or rush. "It's nice to see you relaxed like this..." You said, leaning into his shoulder.

He smiled and lead you to his quarters. "Come take a seat." He offered and you sat down on his bed. "What is it you wanted to show me then? Is it in here somewhere?"

He kneeled on the floor before you and cupped your face, his gloves soft against your skin. "Yes it is. But before that I'd like to continue our discussion from teatime. Who was it MC? Who is it you loved?"

You tried to avert your gaze. "You know who it is. Don't pretend as if you don't know..." Barbatos merely shrugged. Such a tease. He wouldn't rest until he heard it from you.

"It's you...it was you from the beginning. Kind, gentle, talented and loyal to a fault. Secretly playful even. You are so perfect in every way, how could I not?" Your eyes glistened at how badly you wanted him.

"And I know it's stupid okay? I know you have your duties and sworn loyalties. You must be so tired each day. I would only burden you further...and a future between us is impossible..."

"Impossible you say? I'd beg to differ." He looked to his side, gesturing at a door. You followed his gaze and watched the door open. It took your eyes a minute to adjust to see the vision inside.

You gasped. "No way...it couldn't possibly be.." Barbatos took his place next you, holding you from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder. "Oh but it is. Look, it's our wedding day. And everyone's there to celebrate us."

"You look so happy..." You pointed at his face. He chuckled into your skin, spreading warmth in your heart. "I'm always that happy with you around. Now won't you renew your affection for me again?"

8 months ago

Does Nalis just want mc in a friendly bro kind of way i'm kinda getting mixed signals

Nalis has romantic feelings for mc but he isn’t really aware of it yet 💀

He’s never cared about anyone in any way before, and up until now he’s assumed he’s not capable of romantic feelings. So he’s just slow at understanding his own feelings lol. At the moment he just knows MC is important and irreplaceable to him (if you get ending 3 he also knows he likes kissing mc and wants to do that again).


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Vet!Yuu: Lions get the majority of their water from prey but did you know that they eat tsamma melon? It's slightly sweet but doesn't have much flavor. It looks just like a watermelon though. So I started giving them to Leona and he lost his mind.

Leona:(face deep in a watermelon) What?

Vet!Yuu: Lions Get The Majority Of Their Water From Prey But Did You Know That They Eat Tsamma Melon?
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