My Haikyuu fever is back, please help
First Headcanon LEGGO
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honestly Karasuno is a pretty whacky but overall chill group
most of the time
save for Nishinoya and Tanaka
you joined as a manager when Shimizu approached you in your first year
you agreed because she was pretty i don’t make the rules here you wanted to expand your horizon and took up the challenge
you still remembered Nishinoya skiing on his knees and bowing in front of you
“✨ step on me ✨” he said
“how about i just use the floor 👌🏻”
the defeat from Date Tech that lead to the argument between Nishinoya and Asahi made you cry because you loved all of them so much and wanted them to just get along and share the burden
DON’T MAKE [Y/N] CRY YOU STUPID CROWS-
by the time your second year come around, aside from being known as “the flightless crow” and such, Karasuno boy’s VBC is also known to have the hottest and prettiest managers 🥵
literally have people snooping around, wondering what Karasuno VBC adds into your guys’ food and drink to produce beauties ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
but within your smol circle, you are known to be just a chill person, giving off an aura of the “cool kouhai”
Nishinoya (when he isn’t simping for you) and yourself are pretty close friends and will go have lunch together occasionally
over time, you manage to won the first years over with your patience and become the second mom of the team because the first mom is just as chaotic
stupid arguments between Kageyama and Tsukishima?
[y/n] has been summoned <(`^´)>
the four idiots making too much ruckus?
[y/n] has been summoned (°ㅂ° ╬)
honestly your stare is scarier than Daichi because they can literally hear “i know how to stitch mouths shut with needles and threads” going through your head when they go overboard.
the tiny smile on your face didn’t help like-
Shirabu who? we only know the scary [y/n]
but you are also the one that make sure they all stay healthy, and limit their training after Ukai leaves because rest is just as important
but let’s be honest, Karasuno adores you from the moon and back
the third years appreciate your presence, and dadchi is always looking out for you if you ever need help with heavy lifting, since he sees you as his little sister. Sugawara will help you in any school work you weren’t sure, Asahi will help you with any fashion decision whilst Shimizu will go with you to shop
“KIYOKO-SAN! [Y/N]-CHAN!!” ♡\( ̄▽ ̄)/♡
the usual cries of your fellow energetic idiotic friends, worshipping the dirt you step on
Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita make sure you stay in the loop if the simping duo are too dumbstruck to utter a coherent sentence when explaining about volleyball
they are also the one that help control their friends from jumping on you out of the blue
the two first year beanpoles having the fattest crush on you it’s not even funny
first off we have saltshakeshima Sneaky Tsukishima. snarky as he may be, he is always polite to seniors he respected, and that includes you.
unlike Shimizu, you weren’t socially awkward and actually can hold productive conversations when need be, so he does speak to you off court
whenever you see how exhausted he gets, he is the first one you attend to. water bottle and clean towel in hand, ready for him to cool down
one time, he saw a Psittacosaurus charm on your gym bag and he just
S T A R E S (ꆤ⍸ꆤ)
he wants to know where the hell you even find it and he needs it ASAP
when you asked if he liked dinosaurs, blonde boi just
//blushes//
but ever since then, he would subtlety hint for more dino talk by using them in everyday snarky comments
slick or not, as long as you laughed at his words, he just feel fuzzy inside
soon enough he learns that you just love animals and general geology and he couldn’t help but smile
discreetly
we all know he is secretly a softie
literally calls Akiteru nii-chan and was worried Yama was about to puke rmb?? SJDHSJAKALG what a Tsundere
dw, you got him a cute dino keychain for his birthday later on
it’s his good luck charm now
then we have blueberryama Kageyama
PLEASE PRAISE HIM, BABY NEEDS AFFIRMATION
he gets so jittery and blushy, his lips become awkward and squiggly whenever you say he is doing a good job ⁽⁽ ◟(灬 ˊωˋ 灬)◞ ⁾⁾
his next few sets are even more precise, just to show off and hear your compliments again
sometimes he will approach you for help in understanding his teammates, and in turn, try to learn and express himself properly
he hates it when you cater to Hinata’s requests and tries to insert himself into the conversation before dragging the tangerine away, not wanting the two of you to talk any longer
since you are quite athletic before becoming the VBC manager, stray balls are nothing to you
just S M A C K
you good. no concussions nor nose bleed to worry about when it came to the managers
y’all just talented and swift AF like that
during matches, Shimizu will record down what needs to be improve and the overall set scores but you will be the one to record down the detail plays for each rally, and take note of what your team is most comfortable in using the most to win a point
we love a hardworking manager the boys totally cried when they saw your notes
Ukai and Mr Takeda will always rely on you to keep the boys in check when out in public since they respect you so much
the way you carry yourself in front of other schools is impressive. no eyes are sharper than yours, and no way are you easily approached by boys if they want your number because your team comes first
and they need to go to the court to warm up as much as possible
getting caught up by other guys asking for your number is a no-no for you because then it will just delay the time
When the team lose to Seijoh, you are the one that give everyone the tightest hug and remind them that there is still Spring High, and made sure everyone is eating well the next day if they are not
particularly Kageyama and Hinata
you literally have to pull Kageyama out of his seat to even get his favourite milk carton
lmao boi fell in love with you even more
totally didn’t stare at your interlaced fingers throughout his moping
when you and Shimizu approach Yachi for the first time, she thinks there are two goddesses heading her way
Tanaka make sure Taketora knows that Karasuno now has the holy trinity of managers blessing them
during Tokyo’s training camps, you are the one scurrying between various different gyms to check on the boys’ individual trainings, and take note on their improvement before updating Ukai and Mr Takeda
also self proclaimed Yachi protector
bless that angel, she clings onto you when she feels stares directed your way, not realising the stares are because of you
but when she did realise it, Hitoka either freaks out and apologise for hindering your radiance before running away
or gasps dramatically and just run away, not wanting your potential new fans to kill her for being in the same breathing space as you
"Hitoka-chan, you’ll get hurt if you run like that!” you always warn and chase after her before another stray ball flies her way
definitely gets along with Yukie the most because food is love, food is life and since Yukie is planning to be a nutritionist, you learn a lot from her as well ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ
barbeque? more like a buffet of hot men and hot meat like???
let’s just say one ‘excuse me’ from you and everyone stops their meal to top your tiny plate with the best grilled meat and pour refreshment for you
“but i can’t finish these…” you mumbled.
you went around and personally feed the boys
it was a hot day so you keep the drinks for you and the other managers
4 simps had just expanded into an army of simps
you stay up with Yachi and Shimizu to research on your opponents
files of information thiccer than my ass just for the crow bois
your heart stopped when Tanaka and Daichi collided into each other, and brought your captain to the infirmary. you strictly told the nurse to make sure Daichi was A-Okay
when Tsukishima block Ushiwaka:
(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “TSUKKIIIIIIIIIII” proud mama manager has never been prouder
almost faints when Tsukishima injure himself against Shiratorizawa and rushes him to the infirmary with Akiteru
the nurse immediately know what she had to do to avoid your surveying glare after your visit with Daichi before
“you have a very sweet manager, eh, Tsukishima-san” the nurse teases when you hold Tsukishima’s hand and told him to calm down, to trust his team to hold the fort
The salt king Tsukishima Kei glows pink
Akiteru wants you as his sister-in-law
His lil bro’s wingman from now on
remember how i just said you couldn’t be prouder? LIES
You cry so hard when you see the ref indicating Karasuno’s victory against the Shiratorizawa and proceeds to be placed in the nationals
hugs? too sophisticated for that moment. major dog pile i tell you.
Karasuno has finally show Japan why they are worthy of being a powerhouse and you, as the manager, swelled with pride - the pride you ALWAYS had.
You laugh with them, you cry with them and you train with them
you are an integral part of the team
Karasuno will never trade you for anything in this world and if you ever shed a tear
Rip to whoever offended you, the crows are about to peck them to death
Hello! May I request disney princess au Darling just happily napping in a flower field being surrounded by squishy slimes who is oblivious/ignoring the sounds of regretful cultists (prolly the knights) being dive bombed by birds and other animals. The more they try to get closer to Darling, the more feral the animals become. Darling just goes *squish* with the slimes in their arms.
This one took a while bc I needed to get the energy to do it even a lick of justice. Because YESSSS???? This is the entire vibe???
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It's a wonderful day.
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the clouds are white and fluffy, the breeze is wonderfully gentle, and the slimes are adorably squishy. Truly, Teyvat is heaven.
The sun smiles upon its master, warming them evenly, shining bright for their enjoyment alone. The birds chirp their favorite melodies, notes entwined into their very being. The clouds decorate the sky, creating wonderful shapes for its beloved to watch drift by. The winds caress the figure in the grass, playfully wrapping around their limbs and mussing their hair. The various slimes bounce around, each eager to get its turn to be squished and hugged and loved by their benevolent creator that showed them nothing but kindness.
All around, animals played. Fox kits bounded into each other under the watchful gaze of their parents. Boars idly graze, assured in the presence of the Most Holy. Tiny finches hop about the ground, each hoping to gain the greatest perch. Two cranes watched from a pond while an Umbertail Falcon soared over the area.
The truest form of peace.
The sun blazed over farmlands, glaring, hateful, burning all under its rays. Clouds formed thick layers over towns and cities, pouring rivers upon houses and homes, mourning the pain the Divine One had to endure. The breeze turned to gales, carrying both screams and the screamers away from their love. Slimes gathered on roads, drawn toward the bustle of trade, coming back again and again no matter how many times guards and adventurers destroyed their forms.
Falcons swooped down toward another would-be apologist, pecking and clawing at skin and cloth. A boar charged from behind, sending a warrior to the ground. Finches surrounded and overwhelmed. Squirrels and weasels scampered around their feet, tripping up every step.
Crops wilted under even the most favorable of conditions. Boars migrated with no rhyme or reason to follow, seemingly vanishing from hunters at times. Fish swam and slipped away from any would be catcher. The birds, their hunters, protected their lakes and rivers with a fierce passion.
The Abyss grew bolder, intent on returning the lands to their rightful ruler.
Even the most loyal of pets had migrated from towns in droves, hissing and biting at any who shunned their creator. None remained loyal to their owners, but stayed with the children through the long and stormy nights, silently promising a better future—free from the sins of their forebearers.
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Ahhh-- I didn't have any, like, actual plot come to mind so it's not very long but I hope this is good!
MC: Barb, let me take care of the baby and go to sleep.
Barbatos: Oh no, dear. You need to rest well after the pregnancy.
MC: It has been a few weeks.
Barbatos: Rest for nine months.
MC: Barb.
Barbatos: *cradling their baby*
Barbatos: Dada will take care of you while Mama gains their strength. *smiles*
MC: ...
Diavolo: *laughs* Is that why you're here to cover his shift?
MC: Yes.
Diavolo: I'm sure he's going to be mad once he found out.
MC: I told him I am on a vacation—
Barbatos: Dear. *standing behind them*
Diavolo: ...
MC: ...
Diavolo: I tried to stop them. They didn't listen.
MC: What the—
Barbatos: I believe you and I will need to talk. *smiling*
Lucifer: Please tell me you’re joking.
MC: I am not.
Lucifer: *starts to undress* Alright. Let me give you a free tutorial.
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MC: Mammon, do you know how to make babies?
Mammon: *stutters* A-Are y-you a-asking me to make one?
MC: Oh… Are they hand-made?
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Levi: *acts high and mighty* I can teach you how MC!
MC: *confused*
Levi: *plays hentai where the protagonist is being groped by tentacles*
MC: …. I don’t have tentacles, Levi…
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Satan: Two people need to have sex.
MC: OK, got it.
Satan: Don’t you wanna know how sex works?
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Asmo: Darling! Haven’t they taught you Sex-Ed at school?!
MC: I was absent at that time and it was a Christian school.
Asmo: Okay. I’ll start with the basics. *flips open a magazine* And do some demonstrations. Oh! You’ll be the volunteer by the way.
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Beel: I just know how to cook and eat food, MC.
MC: It’s okay, Beel. Let’s just go to the kitchen and eat.
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Belphie: *tries not to laugh* Seriously? You don’t know?
MC: *sarcastic tone* Would I ask you if I do?
Belphie: *bites his lips* I would teach you how but you’ll be my test subject.
Taro:*hide behind the sakura tree looking at ayano* notice me kohai
Ayano: *reading a book*
Chijie(me): Hi Ayano chan
Ayano: Hey Chijie
Taro: *thinks: Who is that talking to my kohai?*
Chijie: So want to hang out this week end?
Ayano: Sure
Chijie: Alright also you can bring someone to hang out if you want to
Ayano: Ok cya
~some time later~
Taro: *I think I should follow that girl*
~Taro then see me took out some flowers and thought it was for his kohai~
Taro: *jump out of nowhere* YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY KOHAI THAT FLOWERS
Chijie: WTH
Cheka: MC? Can you be my consort when we grow up?
Kid MC: What's a consort?
Cheka: *giggles* A king's partner for life!
Kid MC: Hmm... *squinting their eyes a little* Nope. I'm not seeing you in my future. No offense.
Epel: *gobsmacked*
Rook: Oh mon Dieu—
Cheka: ...
Cheka: *smiles* Okay. *but cries a few seconds later*
Vil: ...
Kid MC: ...
Vil: Where did you get that attitude from?
Kid MC: *points at him*
Vil: *sigh* Guess I can't scold you for that.
Rook: Oh my, Roi du Poison. You're becoming this child's second dad.
Epel: It's scary.
Vil: What's that, Epel?
Epel: Nothing!
Kid MC: Sir Leona? Why are you buying presents for me?
Leona: Because you rejected Cheka.
Kid MC: I don't understand.
Leona: That kid won't be bothering me for a while so I want to thank you for that.
Kid MC: You don't really like children, no?
Leona: Heh. Maybe you're an exception.
Leona: What do you like?
Kid MC: Hmm... I want that toolbox, that whole fridge of ice cream, and—
Leona: Hey. Isn't that a lot?
Kid MC: You're buying.
Leona: ...
Leona: Fine. *pulls out his card* Do you want me to buy the whole store?
Kid MC: If you insist.
Leona: This little— *chuckles*
Kid MC: Are you feeling better now, Dad?
Malleus: Yes. *after being sick for a week*
Lilia: I never expected your dad to get sick just from overthinking. *chuckles*
Malleus: *frowns a little* You don't understand, Lilia. Won't you feel the same if someone tries to court Silver?
Lilia: No? *chuckles* Silver is a human and seeing him get married will be my greatest joy.
Malleus: ...
Kid MC: What's your greatest joy for me, Dad?
Malleus: ...
Malleus: To see you as the happiest human alive.
Kid MC: *giggles* Dad, think of another. I'm already the happiest human alive after getting to meet Dad.
Malleus: *on the verge of crying*
Lilia: Malleus, please. You're affecting the seasons.
Diavolo: ...
MC: *standing on their back legs* *begging eyes*
Diavolo: I was joking when I said I wouldn't bring you back to Barbatos.
Diavolo: So please don't cry. I also want to play with you... *puppy face*
MC: *squeaks*
MC: *goes to climb on his lap* *squeaks*
Diavolo: You'll play with me?
MC: *squeaks*
Diavolo: Great! Actually I bought some new toys—
Barbatos: Young master.
Diavolo: *slowly turns his head* B-Barbatos?
Barbatos: *woke up without seeing MC that should be sleeping on his chest*
Barbatos: *smiling* Do you know how much I have panicked when I didn't see them?
Diavolo: *laughs awkwardly* I— I did knock on your door.
Barbatos: Then why wasn't I woken up?
Diavolo: ...
MC: *squeaks* *looking at him*
Barbatos: *his mood suddenly changed* There you are. *gets them*
Diavolo: Barbatos...
Barbatos: *kisses MC on the cheek* Let's eat breakfast.
Diavolo: But... I have prepared breakfast for them too... *as he watches them leave*
“ Z is always so quiet and mysterious, what goes on inside his head?”
Z:
Trey: Hey. *chuckles* Don't eat too much.
Toddler MC: 'Is good!
Trey: Sure. Your face's a mess. *wipes the frosting from their cheek*
Toddler MC: *giggles*
Cater: Aww~! Trey? Are they a relative of yours?
Trey: Yes. My aunt asked me to babysit them just for today. I'm glad Riddle doesn't mind.
Toddler MC: *puts frosting on Trey's glasses* *giggles loudly*
Trey: ...
Cater: Pft—
Trey: Okay. I wasn't expecting that. *taking off his glasses*
Toddler MC: No glasses good!
Trey: *chuckles* Yes. But I can't see.
Cater: *laughs* Let me post this, please? *takes a picture of them*
I finally got him!! 🥺 My favourite fox boy 🦊\(^o^)/Nari came home (´;ω;`)ブワッ