*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*

Blind MC: *gently touching Andrealphus's face to know his facial features*

Andrealphus: *feeling ticklish, but contains his laughter*

Blind MC: You are a handsome guy, Andrealphus.

Andrealphus: Hm? You are blind just like me. How would you know?

Blind MC: *smiles* Beelzebub told me.

Andrealphus: *chuckles*

Beelzebub: Those two are adorable whenever they're together.

Satan: But try to separate them and they work as killing machines.

Mammon: Precisely.

Trey: *just got back to his dorm*

Cater: *was waiting for him*

Cater: How was it?

Trey: ...

Trey: *sigh* Prefect was right. One hickey and my whole family flipped out.

Trey: My mother started thanking the saints.

Trey: She wasn't even religious.

Cater: *wheeze*

Hello, I'm new here. I really like your dogday's style. He is my favourite character.

Can I pet dogday?

Very please 🥺.

Yes you can pet Dogday

shhh let him eep...

MC: *trying to make their way by feeling up the walls with their hands* *being careful for any bumps or cracks on the floor*

Cerberus: *watches them in confusion*

MC: *sigh* If there's only a way to know that I'm going the right way.

Cerberus: Ruff.

MC: ...

Cerberus: Ruff?

MC: Oh. Aren't you the dog earlier? Cerberus isn't? *slowly turns to where they heard him*

Cerberus: *comes closer to them* *letting them touch one of his heads*

MC: *sigh in relief* Thank goodness...

Cerberus: *growls* *then snorts*

MC: Is it okay if you guide me back to the hallway?

Cerberus: *grumbles as a response*

MC: *smiles* Thank you. I really appreciate your help—

Cerberus: *picking them up by the scruff of their shirt and throwing them on his back*

MC: *feels their heart dropped for a second, not until they felt his smooth fur*

Cerberus: *continues to grumble while he slowly walks*

MC: ...

MC: *soft chuckles* Thank you for your consideration, Cerberus.

Cerberus: *proudly raised his head*

Diavolo: *using his paid cuddles* MC, why do you smell like tea today?

MC: Sir Barbatos has hugged me earlier, young master.

Diavolo: Ah... Did he also avail this service?

MC: Yes.

Diavolo: Hm... Should I use a strong perfume? It's making me jealous as to how Barbatos and Lucifer can easily rub their scent on you.

MC: Well, young master. You can easily rub on my patience and I think it's something you should be proud of.

Diavolo: *chuckles* I'm sorry. *hugging them tighter*

Barbatos: *entering the room* Young master, I need to borrow MC for a moment. We need to go to the supermarket to buy some basic ingredients.

Diavolo: *groans* Can't you do it on your own?

Barbatos: *smiles* Young master, it's too early for you to act childish. If you'll excuse us.

Diavolo: *reluctantly lets go of MC*

MC: *stood up then bows their head*

Barbatos: We'll be back in a moment.

Diavolo: Sure-sure.

Barbatos: And while we're gone, please do some of your paperwork.

Diavolo: *pouts*

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Barbatos: I'm glad we get to go out just the two of us.

MC: I as well, sir.

Barbatos: *smiles*

Luke: Wha— Barbatos! Help! *running towards them and being chased by demons*

Barbatos: Oh my, it seems that they're not in their best mood. MC, I would help Luke. Go and do something about those demons.

MC: It isn't part of my job to fight, sir.

*one of the demons lunging at them*

MC: *sticking a knife into the demon's throat* *some blood being splattered on them*

MC: My favorite knife has become unsanitary.

Barbatos: I'll buy a new one for you. Don't worry.

MC: I would rather receive some compensation, sir.

Barbatos: I'll inform the young master.

MC: *toss the dead demon aside* *looks at the other demons*

The demons: *stepping back*

MC: Would some of you want to experience the same fate?

The demons: !!! *all of them ended up running away in fear*

Barbatos: Luke, are you okay?

Luke: *sniffles* Yes.

Barbatos: MC, we should go back now so you can wash yourself.

MC: *faces him and bows* Alright, sir.

Barbatos: And Luke, you should come with us as well.

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Diavolo: Oh, that was such an awful experience. Are you alright?

Luke: I think I wouldn't be able to go to marketplace on my own anymore...

Diavolo: How about you, MC?

MC: It took me a while to wash off the stench, but I assure you that I'm in perfect condition, young master.

Diavolo: Glad to know that. What would you like as a compensation?

MC: Money, of course.

Diavolo: *laughs* That's so like you!

Luke: *looking at MC and decides to poke their hand*

MC: ...

Luke: Th-Thank you for earlier.

MC: ...

MC: *gives him a soft smile* You're welcome, young sir.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: Wait. Did you just smile?

MC: *going back to their expressionless face* It must be your imagination, young master.

Diavolo: ...

Galestorm's Wardrobe

Space Riders Au belongs to @onyxonline

hello! i just read your mash fic and i wanna request a mash x (preferably fem) reader oneshot if thats ok with you. maybe something simple like the reader has known mash since childhood and is confessing to him (first kiss too??).

thanks <3

TAGS: Mash Burnedead/Fem!Reader

It's still a bit weird to me seeing how much traction my smol mash/reader drabble is getting even until now, but it's very much appreciated HAHAHA Also, sorry for taking so long to get to this and hope you like it!

"I love you, Mash."

Mash stared down at you without blinking, only making your already overwhelming anxiety practically skyrocket. You could feel how clammy your hands were as you clutched at the hem of your shirt, every molecule in your body screaming at you to run away and hide your face forever yet at the same time you were frozen in place.

"I shouldn't have said anything," you thought to yourself, biting your lower lip as regret swirled within you. Why did you even think doing this was a good idea?

While childhood friends falling in love and getting together isn't anything new in both real life and within the pages of your romance novels, it didn't guarantee that your own childhood friend would happily reciprocate your feelings and live happily ever after with you.

Because why would he?

Even if he didn't have an ounce of magic flowing through his veins, Mash was handsome, honest, and even if it might not seem like it at first, he had a heart of gold that cared for and protected his loved ones fiercely.

Meanwhile, you were just...you.

"Maybe I should tell him that I was just joking--"

"I love you too."

You don't get the chance to run away when Mash's toned arms wrap around your waist to pull you into a tight embrace. You were so close that could smell the faint scent of soap on his skin, fresh from a shower after his daily workout.

"I was planning on telling you before we started school, but...you beat me to the punch."

His statement drained out all the anxiety and fear that'd been brewing inside, leaving only warmth as the meaning of his words registered in your mind.

"Mash...you big dummy!" You laughed, an honest and unrestrained laugh as you realized that all your fears were for nothing.

Despite wearing his usual deadpan expression, you could pick out a certain softness in his gaze as he stared deeply into your own eyes. It feels like you're falling in love with him all over again when he looks at you like this. Your cheeks lit up at the attention.

"I'm gonna kiss you if you keep acting so cute, creampuff," stated Mash, voice lowering into what you could only describe as a husky purr.

His lips are so close now that if you so much as tilt your head, your lips would inevitably meet. Your heart throbbed at the mere thought.

"And what if I want you to kiss me...?"

Mash doesn't waste another second.

It becomes only just the first of many more kisses to come.

Helios is going to have.. An interesting reaction to the creator being back

What would he do if he heard rumors of an imposter, though?

I'm definitely going to write about his reunion with his beloved god someday <3

Helios is no stranger to people claiming to be his god, he's seen it countless times over the countless eons he's lived. He has better things to do than involve himself with idiot mortals and their issues. He'll just mark it down in his journal as a rumor (since he's not too bothered to confirm the information) that occurred at the time.

Sadly for imposter au, this means he's not going to hunt you down on first mention and figure everything out.

Now, should the rumor persist, he may actually see it as something worth recording. He'd start with wherever they'd turned up first and seek out the truth, which means he's not going to take whatever's said at face value, he'll use his powers to look into the past itself if he has to.

If it's a true imposter, his interest in them will end there. He'll only continue to record their story due to the significance it has to the people of Teyvat, seeing as it's the hot story of the time. Best an objective view remains among the hatred and fearmongering.

If the imposter really is innocent, his interest will tinge with pity for the poor soul who'd been branded for the face they were born with, again, something he'd seen many times in other worlds. A shame that he couldn't feel your aura through the magic. He'll trace their steps through their journey, feeling sorry enough for them that he'll record their legacy. Perhaps, if it is read in the future, it might save another.

Now, Helios can travel anywhere in an instance, though he usually prefers to go on foot. But, with a job to do, he'll teleport at least a few times. Match that with the fact the "imposter" has to hide, he'll eventually catch up.

He has no intention to speak with an ordinary mortal, true imposter or not. But if it's you? Your imposter au is over! yay!

Helios will immediately take you away from Teyvat to the twins' abode (your original home) where you'll be safe, have company, and be able to regain your powers and memories at your leisure. Whatever you want, you'll have.

And you'll have a fancy and comfortable seat to watch Teyvat's slow destruction for their sins.

and if there's an imposter ruling teyvat, he doesn't give a shit about them or their followers & will just write it down as another reason that teyvat sucks and they should just ditch the entire planet.

FUCK I’m in love with this pathetic ass man