MC: Levi, I Hope You Always Take Care Of Yourself.

Hello, I'm new here. I really like your dogday's style. He is my favourite character.

Can I pet dogday?

Very please 🥺.

Yes you can pet Dogday

Yan Genshin Boys As Fathers.

Childe

There is nothing more important to Childe than family. He’s been obsessed with the idea of raising children with you for years at this point — it’s a fantasy that’s occupied his every waking thought. Childe is going to be very involved in your kid’s life. He’ll understand (to an extent) if you’re apprehensive of having him, a self-admitted “bad guy” with a penchant for bloodlust around your little one, but he’s not going anywhere. He wants to teach your kid everything he knows, including how to defend themselves when they’re old enough. However, he wouldn’t allow them anywhere near Delusions or any form of power that’d hurt them in the long run. He’s an easygoing father for the most part, offering encouragement and preferring to use positive reinforcement when he can. Has a difficult time saying no whenever your kid asks him for something. 

Diluc

Diluc still has a fair amount of unresolved issues with his father, and as a result, is wary of repeating the generational curses himself. He ends up being more distant in the earlier years of your child’s development. It doesn’t help that you more or less shoo him off when possible. He actually feels guilty that he wasn’t able to win you over by the time your child was born and worries for the day his own flesh and blood takes your side over his. You expected him to be overprotective of your child as he is with you, but it came as a surprise when Diluc was fine with letting the kid explore and learn from experience. He doesn’t want your child to grow up resenting him. The many enemies Diluc has made throughout his life remain in the forefront of his mind, yet that means he must prepare your child even more. He’ll take them to the side one day and make them promise to help him keep you safe. 

Kaeya

Kaeya tries to be more of a cool uncle than a dad. Letting your kid stay up past their bedtime, giving them sweets even if they didn’t eat all their vegetables, stuff like that. This is a detriment to your relationship even more since parenting is supposed to be a partnership — the two of you need to be on the same page and respect the rules established by each other. Kaeya always promises to do this whenever you bring this up, but never follows through. He’d rather you handle the “icky” parts of being a parent like dishing out consequences and making tough love decisions. The thought of his own child coming to dislike him for whatever reason hurts more than he cares to admit. That’s why he plays it so safe. 

Zhongli

You swore to Zhongli that you’d never need his help, that you could do this on your own, but once the mini Archons started running around and wreaking havoc… you didn’t have a choice but to rely on him some. Zhongli was just going to let you do your thing and intervene when he thought it was necessary, so it came as a pleasant surprise when you (begrudgingly) allowed him to take the father role to your children. His unmatched patience is perfect for dealing with them. He never raises his voice with them or loses his temper, and whenever there’s a dispute, he’ll come to a conclusion that keeps all parties happy. When he takes you and your child around Liyue for little informational field trips, he honestly couldn’t be any more content. Sure, you might have a strained relationship with him, but he figures you’ll start coming around. All he needs to do is continue waiting. 

Albedo

Albedo’s grateful for the time watching over Klee since he can utilize a lot of the same parental methods on his own child. He’s good with kids, knowing when to put his foot down and when to let them learn the natural consequences of life on their own. The facet of him that you weren’t expecting to see was his willingness to fulfill your child’s imaginative requests. If his kid were to ask for him to make a unicorn, he’ll be in the lab testing various alchemical procedures until he can do just that. Albedo taking kindly to fatherhood has ulterior motives as well — he wants to bring out your instincts to take care of your young. You should, in theory, start being forced to rely upon him more and perhaps even form a stronger bond in the process. If not for your sake, then surely, for the sake of your child. He’ll set himself up to be the sole provider so your dependence on him increases even more. 

Xiao

Xiao has extremely mixed feelings about the entire ordeal. The main problem he contends with is the nature of his karmic debt, he doesn’t know much about children, but he gets the feeling he shouldn’t risk harming your child by being in the vicinity while the curses of deceased gods weigh him down. If he isn’t around your kid though, then by extension, he can’t be around you. And he’s not having that. He’s probably going to try and convince you to hand your kid over to the Cloud Retainer or something like that. Xiao speaks to his kid like they’re a mini adult, using big words and asking them to do things beyond the capability of their age. He’ll look at your one-year-old and tell them to start cleaning up the mess they made with the expectation they’ll actually do it. Xiao mostly views your child as an extremely fragile creature that needs to be handled with the utmost care, whether they’re a toddler or teenager. 

Scaramouche

Every time he looks at your kid, he’s still in disbelief about the development, no matter how many years it’s been since they’ve come around. He struggles with being a father more than he’d care to admit. How is he supposed to present him? The polite, cordial façade that he uses with strangers, or his true abrasive self? Scaramouche ends up falling somewhere in the middle. He has a soft spot for kids, especially your child, but he’s still a strict parent. In theory. If they make puppy eyes and ask him for something, he’ll have a rough time saying no. Scaramouche is also like Kaeya where he allows you to handle the more daunting tasks of parenthood, although giving fitting punishments for misbehavior isn’t difficult for him. It’s more… dealing with the complex, emotional stuff that comes as your child ages. They can go to you for that. His advice when it comes to dealing with people is never helpful, since he just gets rid of humans he finds the mildest bit irritating. You don’t want your child offing all their friends over a harmless dispute, so you get to figure the solution for that one out on your own. 

Kazuha 

Kazuha is an absolute doting father. He somewhat views your children as a shot at redeeming himself in your eyes — if he can prove himself to be a capable dad, perhaps you’ll come to accept him as your husband. It almost hurts to see how much your kids take after their father. They speak highly of him at every instance, always asking when he’ll be back from his journey since he brings back neat trinkets. Kazuha is always waiting for the moment when you’ll come around and return his feelings. He’d rather not have to use your precious children as a guilt-tripping mechanism, yet that’s what ends up happening. They’ll start asking why you don’t like dad when dad so clearly loves you. Did he do something wrong? If he says sorry, will you forgive him, and everything will be okay? Kazuha doesn’t do anything obvious to encourage this behavior of your kid’s so you can’t call him out on it, but you always get the sense that things are going his way whenever this happens. 

Could we have more barbatos and Raphael crushing over celestial mc please✨🙏✨

MC: ...

Raphael: *frowns* 

MC: *laughs*

Raphael: I’m mad at you.

MC: Why?

Raphael: *crosses his arms* You said that Michael’s cupcake tasted better than mine.

MC: Yes. But you said that I need to judge fairly.

Raphael: *frowns even more*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: What?

MC: Michael’s cupcake was better. But you’re still sweeter than him. *smiles*

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *turns around*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: *blushing* I’m not joking around, MC.

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Barbatos and MC: *walking together side-by-side* 

MC: It’s a lovely day. 

Barbatos: Yes. Because you are walking here with me.

MC: *laughs* That’s some kind of compliment you have there, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *smiles* Do you think I’m just making up things?

MC: *looks at him and smiles* Maybe.

Barbatos: *stops walking*

MC: Barbatos?

Barbatos: What if I tell you...

Barbatos: That I can see a future between us?

How do you think ash would react when bella tells him she's pregnant? (Let's assume they are together, maybe married? Although i'm also curious if they aren't....)

If it’s before they’re married, it’s very much unplanned. Ash freaks out because, damnit, things are meant to be done in order for a reason! He immediately gets ready to marry her, unless she wants to get an abortion? He is not thinking at all about how that’s coming out and that’s he’s indirectly implying he would only marry her for the baby’s sake and that obviously causes an argument because Ashton is a foot in mouth master.

If they’re married, it was definitely planned, complete with a lot of convincing on Isabella’s side. Ash would want kids, but he wants more time with just the two of them first, so he’s kinda conflicted. On one hand; Isabella is ecstatic and he’ll gain a new family member; on the other, now he has to share with more people. He already has to share with Rebecca, Zach, Hannah, Marianne, some random rich bloke who lives in Ireland and sends Becca daisies regularly, Zach’s step kids, her six siblings and Kylie (My love for a Kylie/Isabella friendship is entirely @furornocturna’s fault). Despite this, he immediately takes some time off and books a plane down to the Philippines for the two of them so they can deliver her family the news in person.

Either way, when that kid is born he loves them from the bottom of his heart, but that doesn’t stop him from making it a competition over who can hog Isabella’s attention. Because, damnit, he had to work to get her to look at him the same way, but the kid??? Just shows up one day and she’s in love???? Not cool ;)

Assassin: Any last words?

Darling: Just one.

Darling: BABIES!!

Cyres & Cryas: [appear out of nowhere]

Darling: Play nice with your new chew toy.

MC: Whenever I see Riddle, my motherly instinct is kicking in.

Trey, Cater, and Riddle: ...

MC: Does that mean he have a rough childhood?

Cater: Damn—

Trey: Shh! Cater!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: You know what? I'm putting myself for adoption.

Savanaclaw students: Wait— Is that Yuurin?

Yuurin: *running laps*

Savanaclaw student A: *shouts* HEY!!! YUURIN!!!

Savanaclaw student A: HOW MANY LAPS ARE YOU DOING?!!

Yuurin: *signals with her hand that she's doing 50 laps*

Savanaclaw student A: Oh. Okay. That's not bad.

Leona: *sips his coffee* She meant last 50 laps.

Savanaclaw students: Eh?

Ruggie: Yuurin woke up at 4AM.

Leona: Yeah. The lady already finished 100 laps.

Savanaclaw students: ...

Savanaclaw student B: HEY, YUURIN!!! TAKE SOME WATER BREAK!!!

Savanaclaw students: YUURIIIIIIN!!!

Leona: You don't feel sleepy at all after running like that?

Yuurin: No. Actually, I feel wide awake.

Leona: ...

Leona: You remind me of an Arctic tern.

Yuurin: ...

Yuurin: I don't think that animal suits me.

Leona: It does. Here. I bought you a hairpin that looks like one.

Yuurin: ...

Leona: This will look good on your hair.

Yuurin: ...

Leona: You didn't need to send a photo to your parents, did you?

Yuurin: No.

Leona: That's good. *clips the hairpin on her*

Yuurin: ...Thank you, housewarden.

Leona: You're too formal. Just call me by my name.

Yuurin: ...

Yuurin: Leona-senpai.

Leona: *ruffles her hair*

Yuurin: *her hair gets messy*

Leona: Shit— Let me fix that.

Other first-years: *staring at MC because of her bird hairpin*

Ace: *teasing smirk* That looks good on you, bro.

Yuurin: ...

Yuurin: Thanks.

Ace: ...That's not what I—

Yuurin: *ignores him and focuses on class*

Professor Trein: Yuu, can you answer this question?

Yuurin: Yes, professor. *then proceeds to answer the question correctly*

Professor Trein: *smiles in satisfaction* You didn't forget any details. Great job, Yuu.

Yuurin: Thank you, Professor.

Ace: *mutters* Nerd.

Deuce: Dude, what?

Ace: What? He reminds me of Housewarden Riddle!

Yuurin: *looking at him*

Ace: ...

Professor Trein: Yuu? Is there something wrong?

Yuurin: Nothing, professor. *sits back down*

Akihiko — You look great with your hairpin, Yuurin.​ (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

Yuurin — Thanks, Aki. How's your health?

Akihiko — It's great. I haven't been sick for a week now. ​(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)

Yuurin: *smiles*

Ace: *approaches her* Yo! *smirks* You were textin' your girlfriend?

Yuurin: *her face turned serious* No. It's my brother.

Ace: Eh? *stands next to her* You enjoy talking with your brother?

Yuurin: Yes. Is there a problem?

Ace: Whoa— You don't have to look at me like that.

Yuurin: ...

Ace: Anyway, who gave you that hairpin?

Yuurin: ...My housewarden.

Ace: ...

Ace: You're just new here and you're being bullied? *clicks his tongue*

Yuurin: ...

Yuurin: No one's bullying me.

Ace: You must be naive then.

Ace: No decent guy would think that receiving a cute hairpin is a good thing.

Ace: What you're experiencing is lowkey bullying— Hey! Where are you going?!

Yuurin: *has already walked away from him*

Ace: Hey! I'm still talking to you! Hey!!!

Jack: What? ACE SAID THAT?

Yuurin: Hm.

Jack: ...

Jack: Well, does it make you want to take off the hairpin Leona-senpai has given you?

Yuurin: ...

Yuurin: I don't want to take it off, but at the same time, I don't want anyone to think that Leona-senpai is bullying me.

Jack: ...

Jack: Well, I can wear hairpins too.

Jack: So we're matching.

Yuurin: ...

Jack: ...

Yuurin: Won't that cause an even bigger misunderstanding?

Jack: ...

Jack: You think?

Yuurin: Yes.

Leona: That's not a problem. I'll start wearing hairpins too.

Yuurin: ...

Leona: Oi, Ruggie! Buy every freaking hairpins from Sam!

Ruggie: Sure. You want the cute ones?

Leona: Yeah. The cuter the better, that little shit. (referring to Ace)

Yuurin: ...

I can assure you, some people do NOT miss their days as trainees.

How about toddler!MC first swimming lesson with the brothers?

All of them EXCEPT Belphie: *making sure that MC is fully-equipped before going to the swimming pool, holding them securely on their waist so they wouldn’t drown* 

Belphie: *puts on their swimming gear and floaters* Are you ready?

MC: Yeah!

Belphie: *picks them up* *throws them straight to the water* Swim like a swan!