The Astral Express' Hunter

“I saw a flash of light in my garden and now I have to take care of 22 magical highschoolers?!” The Isekai.

As that title implies, AU where it’s not yuu (or Onyx in my case lol) that gets isekaid into twisted wonderland, but instead the cast gets isekaid to OUR world! What’s the plot aside of the obvious shenanigans? I don’t know! I just made this up!!

Also like...feel free to share scenarios! I would love to talk more about this AU LOL

iii. Actor AU | Bloopers/Gag Reel

Part Two of the Actor AU series! 

Word Count: 887 words

Page Count: 2.7 pages

A.N. Hope you guys like these bloopers lmao

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Trey: I accidentally yelled on Prefect and they immediately cried while saying, "I'm sorry, dad."

Trey: It took me two hours and huge amount of guilt to comfort them.

Riddle: ...

Riddle: I will kill a bastard.

Trey: Riddle, no.

Riddle: Riddle, yes.

Ace and Deuce: *arguing again*

MC: You both just sharing a single motherfucking brain cell and yet you still have the audacity to fight.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Cater: *laughs*

Trey: So MC is the parent in their friend group.

Riddle: More like the parent of everyone to be honest.

Lucario has the fur to get all poofy though...

The last sentence broke my heart into tiny pieces 😭it was so sad that I accidentally came up with the idea that God!Dear little by little remembers her life as the Creator of Teivat. Imagine how happy Cyres and Cryas will be.

They'd be so happy! While you're remembering your past, piece by piece, you idly recall a time when your ever-calm Cyres had thrown a fit after Cryas had overhauled the art culture on his favorite world, and had thrown a black hole into the middle of Cryas' nearly finished project in response.

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"That was for Mother, you dick!"

"Well, I was going to take Mother to tour that museum planet you decided to let become some rich asshole's summer home."

"Oh stuff it, like those two equal the same thing."

"Do you know how rare—"

"Boys." You had interrupted, hands on your hips as you stared down your children. They were hardly an eon old, but this was getting out of hand. "What did I say about fighting in the halls?"

Both winced and immediately deflated. "Sorry, Mother..."

...

"HEY! I was going to bring that to Mother!" Cryas reached out for the plate of food, held back only by Cyres' outstretched arm to his face.

Cyres' glare could wither life itself. "Go away, you know damn well this was my idea."

"That's exactly why I—"

"Boys." You interrupted, the words bubbling out unbidden the moment you came upon their little display. "What did I say about fighting in the halls?" What had you said? You couldn't recall making any rules on that— or had you?

Both winced on reflex. Then it dawned on them.

Their smiles could light up the farthest reaches of the void. "Sorry, Mother."

welt discovers something new

Balance.

Wriothesley x GN!Reader Drabble. Fluff.

A/N: Reader wields a pyro vision.

Wriothesley’s fingers are cold.

It shouldn’t be surprising when his element is ice and the environment he is almost always in is underwater.

Wriothesley doesn’t mind, but you formed the habit of warming his hands whenever you can.

“Oh? Is this an excuse to hold my hand?”

Your eyes narrow at him. You cast a warning glance in his direction, a playful twinkle in your eye rather than any intention to chastise him.

Your palms are warmer than the average person's. The gift of a pyro vision was unexpected, but it’s convenient for situations like this.

Wriothesley once said how contradictory yet complementary your vision is with his. Fire and ice always cancel each other out, but cast both and the enemy melts in no time. You tell him that another benefit is for bringing each other’s temperature to normal.

Your palms enclose in Wriothesley’s cold fingers before pressing them to your warm cheek.

Wriothesley's eyes visibly soften at your actions.“Hm, that feels nice darling.”

You smile and kiss his fingers. “I could say the same thing.”

Diavolo: *using his paid cuddles* MC, why do you smell like tea today?

MC: Sir Barbatos has hugged me earlier, young master.

Diavolo: Ah... Did he also avail this service?

MC: Yes.

Diavolo: Hm... Should I use a strong perfume? It's making me jealous as to how Barbatos and Lucifer can easily rub their scent on you.

MC: Well, young master. You can easily rub on my patience and I think it's something you should be proud of.

Diavolo: *chuckles* I'm sorry. *hugging them tighter*

Barbatos: *entering the room* Young master, I need to borrow MC for a moment. We need to go to the supermarket to buy some basic ingredients.

Diavolo: *groans* Can't you do it on your own?

Barbatos: *smiles* Young master, it's too early for you to act childish. If you'll excuse us.

Diavolo: *reluctantly lets go of MC*

MC: *stood up then bows their head*

Barbatos: We'll be back in a moment.

Diavolo: Sure-sure.

Barbatos: And while we're gone, please do some of your paperwork.

Diavolo: *pouts*

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Barbatos: I'm glad we get to go out just the two of us.

MC: I as well, sir.

Barbatos: *smiles*

Luke: Wha— Barbatos! Help! *running towards them and being chased by demons*

Barbatos: Oh my, it seems that they're not in their best mood. MC, I would help Luke. Go and do something about those demons.

MC: It isn't part of my job to fight, sir.

*one of the demons lunging at them*

MC: *sticking a knife into the demon's throat* *some blood being splattered on them*

MC: My favorite knife has become unsanitary.

Barbatos: I'll buy a new one for you. Don't worry.

MC: I would rather receive some compensation, sir.

Barbatos: I'll inform the young master.

MC: *toss the dead demon aside* *looks at the other demons*

The demons: *stepping back*

MC: Would some of you want to experience the same fate?

The demons: !!! *all of them ended up running away in fear*

Barbatos: Luke, are you okay?

Luke: *sniffles* Yes.

Barbatos: MC, we should go back now so you can wash yourself.

MC: *faces him and bows* Alright, sir.

Barbatos: And Luke, you should come with us as well.

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Diavolo: Oh, that was such an awful experience. Are you alright?

Luke: I think I wouldn't be able to go to marketplace on my own anymore...

Diavolo: How about you, MC?

MC: It took me a while to wash off the stench, but I assure you that I'm in perfect condition, young master.

Diavolo: Glad to know that. What would you like as a compensation?

MC: Money, of course.

Diavolo: *laughs* That's so like you!

Luke: *looking at MC and decides to poke their hand*

MC: ...

Luke: Th-Thank you for earlier.

MC: ...

MC: *gives him a soft smile* You're welcome, young sir.

Diavolo: ...

Diavolo: Wait. Did you just smile?

MC: *going back to their expressionless face* It must be your imagination, young master.

Diavolo: ...

“I snuck into the caves last night and got a nasty cut from a rock crab. Don’t tell anyone, okay?” - Sebastian

Remember that one dialogue Sebastian has about getting shanked by a rock crab? Yeah. That’s it. I just wanted to draw that.