Fortunate (Alhaitham)

Y/n: When it starts out with he’s cute as a joke but now you have 4 kids as well as a 5th on the way, a farm, a Summer house and a small bakery

Trey: *smirks while holding their 4th child* it was a good joke

Y/n: yeah it was

vigil! mc and ayato get married not bcos they like each other romantically but bcos they just look at each others and think "u would b a good partner /platonic"

.. qpr ayato and vigil mc just seem cute ABDBDB

Hm! Imagine a peaceful world in Teyvat.. this can totally happen!

Married on paper but behind the scenes, they're just goofing around? Checks the vibe lol-

ever since the cyres voiceline abt mother falling to his destruction ive been thinking abt if mother actually did die. they're poisoned or smthn, either way they go down. a beat or two of silence, all of teyvat stilling, directly before the boys go ballistic. would teyvat even survive that one? would they keep it around in an attempt to cling to what little remnants of mother were left?

Well whoever/whatever and everything close to it is snapped from existence :) they murder it to death even if it was inorganic.

Teyvat isn't entirely destroyed, Mother came back to it once, they cling to the slightest possibility you'll return to it again. After all, you're a being above even them, it's only a matter of time until you return to them.

But, for now, they'll take their emotions and frustrations out on the people that ruined Mother's return after they'd waited and waited and waited.

They'll wait again, they'll always wait for you and the moment you can be a happy family once more.

Diavolo: Lucifer! *looks at him while playing with MC's hair* *has this expression of discovering something new*

Diavolo: How can someone have this really soft fur?

MC: That's my hair...

Lucifer: They're of Solomon's breed.

MC: ...

Diavolo: Are you sure? But this one looks pure.

MC: I know my brother is shady sometimes, but can you please not insult him? I don't feel good when someone insults my brother.

Lucifer: You're right. They're a lot more different from Solomon.

Lucifer: That guy pretends not to hear anything.

MC: ...

Diavolo: By the way, I've heard from Lucifer that you're a good fighter. Do you want to try having a wrestling fight with me?

MC: ...

MC: I don't think I will stand a chance.

Diavolo: Don't worry. I will go easy on you.

MC: *immediately hides behind Lucifer*

Lucifer: *pleased*

Diavolo: Lucifer, hand me the puppy.

Lucifer: No. Besides, they do have a point. Your idea of "going easy on someone" will never work in your nature.

Diavolo: *frowns*

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*Lucifer and Diavolo finally letting go of MC and leaving them alone*

MC: *just staring into space because of exhaustion*

Satan: Hey, kid. You shouldn't be sitting on the sidewalk—

MC: *looks up at him*

Satan: *lowkey mesmerized by their face*

Satan: *realized that he got distracted for a few seconds* *shakes his head*

Satan: As I've said earlier, you should not be sitting on the sidewalk. There are a lot of people walking here. What if they accidentally bumped into you or something?

MC: *no thoughts in those eyes*

Satan: ...

Satan: Are you perhaps... hungry?

MC: No. I'm exhausted.

Satan: ...

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Satan: *brought MC to the House Of Lamentation*

Asmo and Mammon: MC!

Satan: You know them?

Asmo: Yes! They're Solomon's sibling!

Satan: Solomon?

Mammon: Hey, MC! You look lifeless! Here, I'll give you some hug!

MC: *immediately falling asleep after being embraced by him*

Satan: So it seems they're really that exhausted.

Asmo: *displeased* Of course. Lucifer and Lord Diavolo have been hogging them the whole day.

Satan: ...

Mammon: If only they made a pact with me first, this would never happen.

Cheka: MC? Can you be my consort when we grow up?

Kid MC: What's a consort?

Cheka: *giggles* A king's partner for life!

Kid MC: Hmm... *squinting their eyes a little* Nope. I'm not seeing you in my future. No offense.

Epel: *gobsmacked*

Rook: Oh mon Dieu—

Cheka: ...

Cheka: *smiles* Okay. *but cries a few seconds later*

Vil: ...

Kid MC: ...

Vil: Where did you get that attitude from?

Kid MC: *points at him*

Vil: *sigh* Guess I can't scold you for that.

Rook: Oh my, Roi du Poison. You're becoming this child's second dad.

Epel: It's scary.

Vil: What's that, Epel?

Epel: Nothing!

Kid MC: Sir Leona? Why are you buying presents for me?

Leona: Because you rejected Cheka.

Kid MC: I don't understand.

Leona: That kid won't be bothering me for a while so I want to thank you for that.

Kid MC: You don't really like children, no?

Leona: Heh. Maybe you're an exception.

Leona: What do you like?

Kid MC: Hmm... I want that toolbox, that whole fridge of ice cream, and—

Leona: Hey. Isn't that a lot?

Kid MC: You're buying.

Leona: ...

Leona: Fine. *pulls out his card* Do you want me to buy the whole store?

Kid MC: If you insist.

Leona: This little— *chuckles*

Kid MC: Are you feeling better now, Dad?

Malleus: Yes. *after being sick for a week*

Lilia: I never expected your dad to get sick just from overthinking. *chuckles*

Malleus: *frowns a little* You don't understand, Lilia. Won't you feel the same if someone tries to court Silver?

Lilia: No? *chuckles* Silver is a human and seeing him get married will be my greatest joy.

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: What's your greatest joy for me, Dad?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: To see you as the happiest human alive.

Kid MC: *giggles* Dad, think of another. I'm already the happiest human alive after getting to meet Dad.

Malleus: *on the verge of crying*

Lilia: Malleus, please. You're affecting the seasons.

wouldn't it be funny if yuu had a ghost too but they can't see it? like mickey mouse or something hell, maybe even chernabog just silently looking over the great seven and at the dorm leaders. the prefects see it too but like ignore the ghost rule is in on it. but if the ghost was say, mickey you just see an ominous looking mouse beside yuu. I don't know which is worse.

YOU CAN HAVE MY SOUL YUU FINALY OVERBLOTS IN THE SGS AU BABYYYYYY

Listen, Yuu is stressed and ignoring the intimidating ghosts seemed like a good idea at first

If Mickey is the ghost:

Mouse wakes up in the infirmary with the child he's been talking to some days before what is happening???

Now now, I am biases so house of mouse totaly happened at some point or whatever, and of course Mickey knows the seven and this awakes his protective mode to ELEVEN

The seven totaly try to fight him but for some reason the bastard has plot immunity unlike everyone else

Yuu finaly is able to see, hear and interact with the seven that were stalking them for MONTHS NOW AND EVERYTHING MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

Bet how much that the seven boys are going to wrestle with their seven to keep them from spilling the tea

Yuu going for the boys for advice and Mickey silently hovers over them with the "hurt this little one heart and I will give you a painful death bc this ain't a family show and even them we have killed your kind before, don't think I wouldn't do it again" stare

Yuu calm the mouse down he's scaring the children

And then Mickey discovers RSA and the mouse is hell bent on convincing Yuu to transfer much to the boys despair

The only one who has a romantic experience in his belt and he hates the dorm leaders except Kalim, Kalim has his blessing if the boy starts showing romantic interest in Yuu

Helps Yuu in so many things regarding magic and specialy hears them when they have a stressed day

Now, Yuu is so tired of this bullshit that I bet they would do exactly what you said and just ignores all the ghosts for some good time, except that the great seven notices the rules before the boys so they know Yuu can see them but let it pass... for now

Not all is lost for the boys, as the time pass Mickey sees they are just... kinda rude but not evil... so he warms up slowly to them... doesn't change the fact that their repressed soul is a villain but hey, he isn't going to judge so much anyway

Anyway, it's the adventure of a mouse that's helping this kid to get back to their world! And have 8h of sleep, a good meal and some spare time alone bc interacting with so many people can drain you quite quickly

If Chernabog is the ghost:

My personal biases, guy's a blank slate bc the only thing we can go off is, evil, likes to play with souls, sleeps like a rock and hates daylight

For personal reasons I say he can shapeshift his size and likes to be a big boy most times

Ah finaly, an avatar, wait this is a child-... sees that they have each of the seven at their hand: oh~

Maleficent totaly points this is her ex and that is proof that Yuu is totaly in love with her grandchild boy you can pray that scene from house of mouse from my cold dead hands, yes Hades we know you two slept together to, stop pretending it never happend or Idia will find a photo of that time

Most of the time is silent and in tiny tiny mode hiding in Yuu somewhere, bc he'll get bored if alone and yes, he's a gremlin that will cause chaos for fun, but this time, it isn't Yuu's business and they are grateful for it... specialy when the demon goes for revenge if somebody messes with his vessel

The seven are shocked that he's the soul of the tiny magicless student and finaly notices that... it kind makes sense? That child did beat their asses and together with the Cat their overblot looked like a mix of all their most powerful characteristics they have... don't mind me just passing by to offer you the possibility that Yuu's overblot can only be defeated if the boys talk with them

Chernabog hides his presence from Yuu and all others in the beggining bc he wants to have the upper hand when he shows up

The seven were full of anxiety after Yuu's overblot, bc THEY RECOGNIZE THAT SILHOUETTE ANYWERE

Grimm follows the tips this monster gives to him and now his pranks are getting frightening good

I can see him starting to get soft for this child and their cat as time goes on... he doesn't even notices that he becomes somewhat of an guardian angel from them

Totaly silent with anyone else except his vessel, then he's a chatter box listen he has a reputation but he dreams of the day he can give a villain speech to somebody

The boys are in awe that this fucking legend is Yuu's soul, and seven help them bc they are trembling every time Chernabog is with Yuu which is more and more usual

He has the privilege of having two vessels, Yuu and Grimm, which means, he can go at many places and probably shows up at anytime he deems convenient, so like: he was with Grimm in his shenanigans and suddenly he decides to check with Yuu who's used to this at that point and scares the shit out of the poor "overblot" boy that is present at the time

Yuu is the tactician and Grimm his powers, he's quite smug that his soul had to be shared or else one person would have too much power

He beans at Yuu's dense brain that didn't notice the others attempts of courting and even so the seven boys don't give up, it almost cracks his stoic face once

The boys: so... how can you survive living with his threatening aura?

Yuu remembering that Chernabog is a ghost and even so was afraid of the vacuum cleaner: ... what threatening aura?

Chernabog: this kid has some sass, I like them... wait what are you doing up this late you need to sleep stupid child!

Let's say yuu shows some interest in someone, chernabog is totaly lost in what to say and ends up giving some great advice, if you cut the part where he tries to suggest that they kill their lover's enemies and gives them their head as a courting gift, followed by "but a weapon of their choise can do I guess" which Yuu translated to: "gift them something they might like"

He hates RSA so much bc they shine like the sun and he hates it... kalim you are in thin ice with him

Both approve of the chaos that is the first years, like they are teens, let them have fun

However, may I present you: Yuu overblots two times, the first: Chernabog wakes up, the second: is in RSA and it's Mickey yes I know they might die but hey shhhhhh

Now imagine the mouse and demon bickering about who is the true reflection of Yuu's soul:

C: well, I wake up first!

M: and I wake up only to Yuu!

The seven sit and watch the showdown*

Meanwhile the boys are extremely concerned about Yuu's mental stated after two overblots...*

more wind archer cookie and y/n please!! they kiss kiss

You asked for it. Twice.

Being Karasuno’s manager HC

My Haikyuu fever is back, please help

First Headcanon LEGGO

warning: none

Haikyuu Masterlist | Haikyuu Series Masterlist

honestly Karasuno is a pretty whacky but overall chill group

most of the time

save for Nishinoya and Tanaka

you joined as a manager when Shimizu approached you in your first year

you agreed because she was pretty i don’t make the rules here you wanted to expand your horizon and took up the challenge

you still remembered Nishinoya skiing on his knees and bowing in front of you

“✨ step on me ✨” he said

“how about i just use the floor 👌🏻”

the defeat from Date Tech that lead to the argument between Nishinoya and Asahi made you cry because you loved all of them so much and wanted them to just get along and share the burden

DON’T MAKE [Y/N] CRY YOU STUPID CROWS-

by the time your second year come around, aside from being known as “the flightless crow” and such, Karasuno boy’s VBC is also known to have the hottest and prettiest managers 🥵

literally have people snooping around, wondering what Karasuno VBC adds into your guys’ food and drink to produce beauties ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧

but within your smol circle, you are known to be just a chill person, giving off an aura of the “cool kouhai” 

Nishinoya (when he isn’t simping for you) and yourself are pretty close friends and will go have lunch together occasionally

over time, you manage to won the first years over with your patience and become the second mom of the team because the first mom is just as chaotic

stupid arguments between Kageyama and Tsukishima?

[y/n] has been summoned <(｀^´)>

the four idiots making too much ruckus?

[y/n] has been summoned (°ㅂ° ╬)

honestly your stare is scarier than Daichi because they can literally hear “i know how to stitch mouths shut with needles and threads” going through your head when they go overboard.

the tiny smile on your face didn’t help like-

Shirabu who? we only know the scary [y/n]

but you are also the one that make sure they all stay healthy, and limit their training after Ukai leaves because rest is just as important 

but let’s be honest, Karasuno adores you from the moon and back

the third years appreciate your presence, and dadchi is always looking out for you if you ever need help with heavy lifting, since he sees you as his little sister. Sugawara will help you in any school work you weren’t sure, Asahi will help you with any fashion decision whilst Shimizu will go with you to shop

“KIYOKO-SAN! [Y/N]-CHAN!!”  ♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡

the usual cries of your fellow energetic idiotic friends, worshipping the dirt you step on 

Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita make sure you stay in the loop if the simping duo are too dumbstruck to utter a coherent sentence when explaining about volleyball

they are also the one that help control their friends from jumping on you out of the blue

the two first year beanpoles having the fattest crush on you it’s not even funny

first off we have saltshakeshima Sneaky Tsukishima. snarky as he may be, he is always polite to seniors he respected, and that includes you. 

unlike Shimizu, you weren’t socially awkward and actually can hold productive conversations when need be, so he does speak to you off court

whenever you see how exhausted he gets, he is the first one you attend to. water bottle and clean towel in hand, ready for him to cool down

one time, he saw a Psittacosaurus charm on your gym bag and he just 

S T A R E S (ꆤ⍸ꆤ) 

he wants to know where the hell you even find it and he needs it ASAP

when you asked if he liked dinosaurs, blonde boi just

//blushes// 

but ever since then, he would subtlety hint for more dino talk by using them in everyday snarky comments

slick or not, as long as you laughed at his words, he just feel fuzzy inside

soon enough he learns that you just love animals and general geology and he couldn’t help but smile

discreetly

we all know he is secretly a softie

literally calls Akiteru nii-chan and was worried Yama was about to puke rmb?? SJDHSJAKALG what a Tsundere

dw, you got him a cute dino keychain for his birthday later on

it’s his good luck charm now

then we have blueberryama Kageyama

PLEASE PRAISE HIM, BABY NEEDS AFFIRMATION 

he gets so jittery and blushy, his lips become awkward and squiggly whenever you say he is doing a good job ⁽⁽ ◟(灬 ˊωˋ 灬)◞ ⁾⁾

his next few sets are even more precise, just to show off and hear your compliments again

sometimes he will approach you for help in understanding his teammates, and in turn, try to learn and express himself properly

he hates it when you cater to Hinata’s requests and tries to insert himself into the conversation before dragging the tangerine away, not wanting the two of you to talk any longer

since you are quite athletic before becoming the VBC manager, stray balls are nothing to you

just S M A C K

you good. no concussions nor nose bleed to worry about when it came to the managers

y’all just talented and swift AF like that

during matches, Shimizu will record down what needs to be improve and the overall set scores but you will be the one to record down the detail plays for each rally, and take note of what your team is most comfortable in using the most to win a point

we love a hardworking manager the boys totally cried when they saw your notes

Ukai and Mr Takeda will always rely on you to keep the boys in check when out in public since they respect you so much 

the way you carry yourself in front of other schools is impressive. no eyes are sharper than yours, and no way are you easily approached by boys if they want your number because your team comes first

and they need to go to the court to warm up as much as possible

getting caught up by other guys asking for your number is a no-no for you because then it will just delay the time

When the team lose to Seijoh, you are the one that give everyone the tightest hug and remind them that there is still Spring High, and made sure everyone is eating well the next day if they are not 

particularly Kageyama and Hinata

you literally have to pull Kageyama out of his seat to even get his favourite milk carton

lmao boi fell in love with you even more 

totally didn’t stare at your interlaced fingers throughout his moping

when you and Shimizu approach Yachi for the first time, she thinks there are two goddesses heading her way

Tanaka make sure Taketora knows that Karasuno now has the holy trinity of managers blessing them

during Tokyo’s training camps, you are the one scurrying between various different gyms to check on the boys’ individual trainings, and take note on their improvement before updating Ukai and Mr Takeda 

also self proclaimed Yachi protector

bless that angel, she clings onto you when she feels stares directed your way, not realising the stares are because of you

but when she did realise it, Hitoka either freaks out and apologise for hindering your radiance before running away

or gasps dramatically and just run away, not wanting your potential new fans to kill her for being in the same breathing space as you

"Hitoka-chan, you’ll get hurt if you run like that!” you always warn and chase after her before another stray ball flies her way

definitely gets along with Yukie the most because food is love, food is life and since Yukie is planning to be a nutritionist, you learn a lot from her as well ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ

barbeque? more like a buffet of hot men and hot meat like???

let’s just say one ‘excuse me’ from you and everyone stops their meal to top your tiny plate with the best grilled meat and pour refreshment for you

“but i can’t finish these…” you mumbled.

you went around and personally feed the boys

it was a hot day so you keep the drinks for you and the other managers

4 simps had just expanded into an army of simps

you stay up with Yachi and Shimizu to research on your opponents

files of information thiccer than my ass just for the crow bois

your heart stopped when Tanaka and Daichi collided into each other, and brought your captain to the infirmary. you strictly told the nurse to make sure Daichi was A-Okay

when Tsukishima block Ushiwaka:

(੭ ˃̣̣̥ ㅂ˂̣̣̥)੭ु “TSUKKIIIIIIIIIII” proud mama manager has never been prouder

almost faints when Tsukishima injure himself against Shiratorizawa and rushes him to the infirmary with Akiteru

the nurse immediately know what she had to do to avoid your surveying glare after your visit with Daichi before

“you have a very sweet manager, eh, Tsukishima-san” the nurse teases when you hold Tsukishima’s hand and told him to calm down, to trust his team to hold the fort

The salt king Tsukishima Kei glows pink

Akiteru wants you as his sister-in-law

His lil bro’s wingman from now on

remember how i just said you couldn’t be prouder? LIES

You cry so hard when you see the ref indicating Karasuno’s victory against the Shiratorizawa and proceeds to be placed in the nationals

hugs? too sophisticated for that moment. major dog pile i tell you.

Karasuno has finally show Japan why they are worthy of being a powerhouse and you, as the manager, swelled with pride - the pride you ALWAYS had.

You laugh with them, you cry with them and you train with them

you are an integral part of the team

Karasuno will never trade you for anything in this world and if you ever shed a tear

Rip to whoever offended you, the crows are about to peck them to death

we see flustered wind archer all the time... And he's adorable. But. What if wind archer flustered US for once ?!?!

(love ur art btw!!🤍)

Suggestive Warning is advanced!

He knew he yearned for you and yet you were shy to start the initiative. So he pinned you against the tree in the middle of the forest where no one can see the both of you.

“Can I… kiss you?”

Wind Archer Cookie asked as you were a blushing mess, you didn’t know he does have guts in an intimate moment and yet it makes things more exciting the ever. You nodded and he leans in to give you a kiss…

You didn’t know that the kiss lasted until the morning sunrise. Your kiss with him was long yet it leaves you breathless as he had no intentions of letting you escape, all for a simple punishment for accidentally stepping on the flowers not knowing that it can be hostile towards you. All you feel now was pure numbness from his touches.

He doesn’t want to let you go, he knew he wanted this even if it felt so wrong.

[Aftermath of this]