Cat Distribution System Had A Bit Of A Malfunction 😬

MC, Trey, Jamil, and Vil: ...

MC: Why are we on the "Mommy list"?

Jamil: I'm guessing it's because of our roles.

MC: Then shouldn't Ruggie be on the list as well?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: You're right.

Trey: I guess it means we're a different kind of "mommy"?

Vil: The attractive, domineering ones?

Trey, Jamil, and MC: ...

MC: You're the only one qualified if that is the case.

Vet!Yuu: Lions get the majority of their water from prey but did you know that they eat tsamma melon? It's slightly sweet but doesn't have much flavor. It looks just like a watermelon though. So I started giving them to Leona and he lost his mind.

Leona:(face deep in a watermelon) What?

I need more content of Manon being a freak and also I can’t ship Bok Su and Da Jeong because Da Jeong annoys me so here

I call this ship “Red Meat” for obvious reasons and I like puns

@racheldrawsthis would have an aneurysm if he saw this I think

fun facts about Female Y/N and Male Y/N?

1. Fem Y/N and Male Y/N laugh at each other’s misery before helping each other (like best friends would do).

2. They act normal around other cookies especially Shadow Milk Cookie, but they hide this silly selves that they refuse to show (part of them thinks it is improper to them).

3. They are like partners in crime to each other despite being the same cookie.

4. They would play games together in their spare time for laughs and giggles.

5. Male Y/N would be the intrusive thought of the self of Fem Y/N to the point where he can piss her off within 5 minutes. (aka they are like sibling code)

6. Last fact, despite being the same cookie they got opposite taste

A bunch of genshin baseball drawings o3o

Diavolo: Lucifer! *looks at him while playing with MC's hair* *has this expression of discovering something new*

Diavolo: How can someone have this really soft fur?

MC: That's my hair...

Lucifer: They're of Solomon's breed.

MC: ...

Diavolo: Are you sure? But this one looks pure.

MC: I know my brother is shady sometimes, but can you please not insult him? I don't feel good when someone insults my brother.

Lucifer: You're right. They're a lot more different from Solomon.

Lucifer: That guy pretends not to hear anything.

MC: ...

Diavolo: By the way, I've heard from Lucifer that you're a good fighter. Do you want to try having a wrestling fight with me?

MC: ...

MC: I don't think I will stand a chance.

Diavolo: Don't worry. I will go easy on you.

MC: *immediately hides behind Lucifer*

Lucifer: *pleased*

Diavolo: Lucifer, hand me the puppy.

Lucifer: No. Besides, they do have a point. Your idea of "going easy on someone" will never work in your nature.

Diavolo: *frowns*

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*Lucifer and Diavolo finally letting go of MC and leaving them alone*

MC: *just staring into space because of exhaustion*

Satan: Hey, kid. You shouldn't be sitting on the sidewalk—

MC: *looks up at him*

Satan: *lowkey mesmerized by their face*

Satan: *realized that he got distracted for a few seconds* *shakes his head*

Satan: As I've said earlier, you should not be sitting on the sidewalk. There are a lot of people walking here. What if they accidentally bumped into you or something?

MC: *no thoughts in those eyes*

Satan: ...

Satan: Are you perhaps... hungry?

MC: No. I'm exhausted.

Satan: ...

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Satan: *brought MC to the House Of Lamentation*

Asmo and Mammon: MC!

Satan: You know them?

Asmo: Yes! They're Solomon's sibling!

Satan: Solomon?

Mammon: Hey, MC! You look lifeless! Here, I'll give you some hug!

MC: *immediately falling asleep after being embraced by him*

Satan: So it seems they're really that exhausted.

Asmo: *displeased* Of course. Lucifer and Lord Diavolo have been hogging them the whole day.

Satan: ...

Mammon: If only they made a pact with me first, this would never happen.

How do you think ash would react when bella tells him she's pregnant? (Let's assume they are together, maybe married? Although i'm also curious if they aren't....)

If it’s before they’re married, it’s very much unplanned. Ash freaks out because, damnit, things are meant to be done in order for a reason! He immediately gets ready to marry her, unless she wants to get an abortion? He is not thinking at all about how that’s coming out and that’s he’s indirectly implying he would only marry her for the baby’s sake and that obviously causes an argument because Ashton is a foot in mouth master.

If they’re married, it was definitely planned, complete with a lot of convincing on Isabella’s side. Ash would want kids, but he wants more time with just the two of them first, so he’s kinda conflicted. On one hand; Isabella is ecstatic and he’ll gain a new family member; on the other, now he has to share with more people. He already has to share with Rebecca, Zach, Hannah, Marianne, some random rich bloke who lives in Ireland and sends Becca daisies regularly, Zach’s step kids, her six siblings and Kylie (My love for a Kylie/Isabella friendship is entirely @furornocturna’s fault). Despite this, he immediately takes some time off and books a plane down to the Philippines for the two of them so they can deliver her family the news in person.

Either way, when that kid is born he loves them from the bottom of his heart, but that doesn’t stop him from making it a competition over who can hog Isabella’s attention. Because, damnit, he had to work to get her to look at him the same way, but the kid??? Just shows up one day and she’s in love???? Not cool ;)

Solomon: *sad puppy expression* MC, didn't you cook breakfast for me?

MC: No.

Solomon: Are you still mad from the previous events?

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Solomon: My siberian husky—

MC: Don't call me that.

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: *tries to ignore him*

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: ...

Solomon: *moves closer to them* *resting his chin over their head* Ruff.

MC: *cracks up*

Solomon: Are we good now?

MC: ...

MC: Yes. But you're an idiot, brother.

Solomon: Hehe~.

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MC: What are you doing here, Beel...

Beel: I'm hungry and I missed your food. I also dragged my twin brother so he could meet you.

Belphie: *looks at MC*

MC: ...

Belphie: You'll be good as a pillow.

MC: I don't want to.

Beel: Yes. How can they cook for me if they become your pillow?

Belphie: Are they not multi-purpose?

MC: *sweat drop*

Beel: MC, can you cook for me now?

MC: Sorry, Beel. But I still need to do grocery.

Beel: Okay. After we do grocery, can you cook for me?

MC: Yes... I suppose.

Beel: Great.

MC: ...

MC: Why are you still staring at me?

Beel: Can't you grow up faster so I can marry you?

MC: ...

Belphie: Beel, that came out of the blue.

Beel: Was it?

MC: ...

MC: I'll just pretend I never heard that.

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Solomon: MC? Don't go out tomorrow, okay?

MC: ...

MC: Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me.

Solomon: You're welcome. *smiles*

Luke: Why can't MC go outside tomorrow?

Solomon: Tomorrow is the lunar eclipse.

Luke: Okay?

Solomon: *smiles* You'll see MC in their adult form.

Luke: Wh-Wha! Really?!

Solomon: Yes. Though that's only for the whole night.

Luke: But why can't they go outside?

MC: It's... troublesome...

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