What’s It Like To Make Out With Nalis? Just Imagine Randomly During A Chat At Work The Player Is Like

hello! can we have slight lemon of wind archer? but as a free choice for you to do whatever you can think of!!

May I be known as 🐈‍⬛- anon? :)

Hmmm, I wonder what did you do to Wind Archer Cookie?

Diavolo: Lucifer! *looks at him while playing with MC's hair* *has this expression of discovering something new*

Diavolo: How can someone have this really soft fur?

MC: That's my hair...

Lucifer: They're of Solomon's breed.

MC: ...

Diavolo: Are you sure? But this one looks pure.

MC: I know my brother is shady sometimes, but can you please not insult him? I don't feel good when someone insults my brother.

Lucifer: You're right. They're a lot more different from Solomon.

Lucifer: That guy pretends not to hear anything.

MC: ...

Diavolo: By the way, I've heard from Lucifer that you're a good fighter. Do you want to try having a wrestling fight with me?

MC: ...

MC: I don't think I will stand a chance.

Diavolo: Don't worry. I will go easy on you.

MC: *immediately hides behind Lucifer*

Lucifer: *pleased*

Diavolo: Lucifer, hand me the puppy.

Lucifer: No. Besides, they do have a point. Your idea of "going easy on someone" will never work in your nature.

Diavolo: *frowns*

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*Lucifer and Diavolo finally letting go of MC and leaving them alone*

MC: *just staring into space because of exhaustion*

Satan: Hey, kid. You shouldn't be sitting on the sidewalk—

MC: *looks up at him*

Satan: *lowkey mesmerized by their face*

Satan: *realized that he got distracted for a few seconds* *shakes his head*

Satan: As I've said earlier, you should not be sitting on the sidewalk. There are a lot of people walking here. What if they accidentally bumped into you or something?

MC: *no thoughts in those eyes*

Satan: ...

Satan: Are you perhaps... hungry?

MC: No. I'm exhausted.

Satan: ...

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Satan: *brought MC to the House Of Lamentation*

Asmo and Mammon: MC!

Satan: You know them?

Asmo: Yes! They're Solomon's sibling!

Satan: Solomon?

Mammon: Hey, MC! You look lifeless! Here, I'll give you some hug!

MC: *immediately falling asleep after being embraced by him*

Satan: So it seems they're really that exhausted.

Asmo: *displeased* Of course. Lucifer and Lord Diavolo have been hogging them the whole day.

Satan: ...

Mammon: If only they made a pact with me first, this would never happen.

Simeon and Solomon: *chuckles*

Simeon: I shouldn't have asked Luke to wake them up.

Solomon: Oh come on. Let Luke have his fun. He's been waiting for this.

Luke: *snuggling against MC, sharing with their blanket*

Barbatos: *enters the room* What's taking you so lon— Oh. *smiles*

Simeon: Can the breakfast wait?

Barbatos: Absolutely. Young master can starve for a few minutes.

Solomon: That's bad. *chuckles*

Luke: *rubbing the drowsiness from his eyes*

Luke: I'm sorry for being late... MC won't wake up.

Diavolo: Oh? *amused face*

MC: I don't remember being woken up.

Simeon: I agree. Luke, I think you went straight ahead and sleep with them.

Luke: But I really tried...

MC: That's enough now. We're already late for school. Not that it matters because the demon prince is here.

Diavolo: *laughs* Is this power-tripping?

MC: Sure does. *laughs with him*

MC: Anyway, has anyone seen my phone?

Solomon: I think Barbatos is keeping it?

Barbatos: I have to. The brothers won't stop texting you, begging you to come back.

MC: *sigh* I'll come back to them after a year. That's the deal you have with them, right?

Luke: Just a year? I thought you will live with us permanently.

Diavolo: All hell will break loose if they do that.

Simeon: *laughs* Let's just enjoy this year together.

I DID IT GAMERS AAAAAAAAA

MC and Epel: *feeling both embarrassed*

MC: *has accidentally called Trey "Dad"*

Epel: *the same thing with him, has called Vil "Mama"*

Trey: *laughing*

Vil: *clearly not amused by it*

Vil: Do I look like a mother to you? Huh, Epel?

Epel: *mutters* You act like one-

Vil: *frowns*

Trey: How about you, MC? Why did you call me "Dad"?

MC: My dad's kind. And I miss him.

Trey: Aww~. Come here. *gives them a hug*

Epel: Tch. Unfair.

Vil: Did you say something, Epel?

Epel: N-Nothing, sir!

So me and @qxurugosk were discussing about Z and Gale being a duo space riders and one thing led to another and now we have Bullfuckery

What would Thaumo and Nalis do if I just went up to them sniffed their head and said “ew do you not take showers????” and proceed to stare at them with the most deadpan look

Thaumo would stare at you with that stunned confused look he sometimes gets for a minute. He’d then try to pull off a pitiful/pathetic expression & insist that he tried… if it wasn’t good enough maybe you should help him next time he is so obvious it is hurting me

Nalis would be more genuinely stunned and worried & immediately smell himself.

• if there’s a strange smell but it’s not coming from him, Nalis would immediately lead you out of the room, then go back & look for the cause of it.

• if there’s no strange smell he’ll accept your teasing & try to tease you back later in the day.

• there’s a small chance that Nalis got too caught up in his work & didn’t go home to shower or sleep that night. If this is the case he’d be kinda embarrassed, mumble that something work related came up, and sulk off for the rest of the day. The following day he’d show up at your desk, freshly showered & carrying your favorite drink, and in a much better mood again.

I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo

Imagen a female simeon from obey me with trey clover.

🍀Her being the mother figure that can bake and trey being the father figure that can bake them becoming the second parents of heartslabyul.

🕊️Trey learning he is dating a litarl angel from heaven and them both taking care of o short person with anger issues.

🍀They both have the Patience of a angel but the simion mc is a literal angel.

🕊️Luku kicked ace his shins for calling him names and disrespecting the heartslabyul parents and simeon mc having to calm down luke while trey scolds ace.

I think I have a Trey obsession, but we’re gonna hold off on that until therapy.

Trey Clover

When the two of you met, you both realized that you were kindred spirits. You were definitely a motherly figure to not just Luke, but Ace and Deuce as well. Grim was definitely attached to you at the hip as well. To see you talking tenderly to the troublemakers even though they were causing a bunch of ruckus just made the baker’s heart beat harshly out of nowhere.

Even when Riddle wasn’t being too polite to Luke and the two got into a vocal altercation, you settled the argument by letting Trey deal with his Housewarden and you leaning down and explaining to the young angel (who no one knew was an angel) that rules were different and they needed to be respected even if you don’t agree.

Due to the ADeuce duo and Grim, who seemed to be set on the two of you keeping contact with one another, the two of you got closer and eventually in a relationship. The Heartslabyul students started affectionately calling the two of you ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ because of how much you act like their parents. You’ve even started calling each other ‘dear’, ‘darling’, ‘honey’, ‘sweetie’, and the like. 

The two of you baking is such an endearing sight. You have brought some sweets to a few of the Unbirthday Parties, and that’s where you explained that both you and Luke were from a place called the Celestial Realm. Trey wanted to know more so started asking a few questions, and came to find out that you are an archangel and Luke is studying under you as a young angel.

Well, this actually made a lot of sense, as you were patient, kind, offered guidance when needed most… the list goes on. However, he would have never guessed that Luke was an angel considering how he is now currently kicking Ace in the shin for calling him ‘chihuahua’. The two of you rushed over to resolve the issue.

Trey took Ace aside and said that it was against the rules to bring shame upon Heartslabyul while you consoled Luke. Then, the two parents of the dorm (you and your boyfriend) forced the two to apologize to each other. Sure, this was disrupting the unbirthday party, but Riddle actually didn’t mind. He, along with most of the other students, enjoyed seeing the first year putting aside his pride and ego to apologize.

I can assure you, some people do NOT miss their days as trainees.