Simeon And Solomon: *chuckles*

Creampuff (Mash Burnedead)

Flufftober Day 15

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MC: Dia? Are you excited to go back to normal? *raising him up high*

Baby Diavolo: *giggles* *but doesn't really understand what they mean*

MC: *chuckles* *brings him closer, rubbing their noses together*

Baby Diavolo: *giggles* Ba-Bah!

Lucifer: I'm sure MC will miss this moment.

Barbatos: *counting the months on his calendar*

Lucifer: What are you doing?

Barbatos: Making predictions.

Lucifer: Of what?

Barbatos: If ever I do that, when will MC get pregnant, and when will our child be born.

Lucifer: ...

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MC: *choosing clothes for Diavolo if ever he changes back in unexpected times*

Baby Diavolo: Ba-Bah? *sitting on the bed*

MC: I'm just preparing you a towel. We don't want our baby to get cold, do we?

Baby Diavolo: *smiles brightly when MC covers him with a huge towel*

MC: *kisses his forehead before going out of the room*

*a few minutes later*

Diavolo: *turning back to normal* *still feeling fuzzy*

Diavolo: *hearing Lucifer and Barbatos talking with MC outside his room*

Lucifer: Since you're here, does that mean—

MC: Yes. But we need to wait for him to get changed first.

Barbatos: I'll go inside. Thank you for your help, MC.

Barbatos: *enters the room* Young master? How are you feeling—

Diavolo: I'm banning MC from dating anyone. *frowning at him*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: Please tell me you're joking.

This is my first post so I try my best to make it.

If I was in yandere simulator roleswap au

Taro:*hide behind the sakura tree looking at ayano* notice me kohai

Ayano: *reading a book*

Chijie(me): Hi Ayano chan

Ayano: Hey Chijie

Taro: *thinks: Who is that talking to my kohai?*

Chijie: So want to hang out this week end?

Ayano: Sure

Chijie: Alright also you can bring someone to hang out if you want to

Ayano: Ok cya

~some time later~

Taro: *I think I should follow that girl*

~Taro then see me took out some flowers and thought it was for his kohai~

Taro: *jump out of nowhere* YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY KOHAI THAT FLOWERS

Chijie: WTH

MC: Whenever I see Riddle, my motherly instinct is kicking in.

Trey, Cater, and Riddle: ...

MC: Does that mean he have a rough childhood?

Cater: Damn—

Trey: Shh! Cater!

Riddle: ...

Riddle: You know what? I'm putting myself for adoption.

MC, Trey, Jamil, and Vil: ...

MC: Why are we on the "Mommy list"?

Jamil: I'm guessing it's because of our roles.

MC: Then shouldn't Ruggie be on the list as well?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: You're right.

Trey: I guess it means we're a different kind of "mommy"?

Vil: The attractive, domineering ones?

Trey, Jamil, and MC: ...

MC: You're the only one qualified if that is the case.

Trey: Hey. *chuckles* Don't eat too much.

Toddler MC: 'Is good!

Trey: Sure. Your face's a mess. *wipes the frosting from their cheek*

Toddler MC: *giggles*

Cater: Aww~! Trey? Are they a relative of yours?

Trey: Yes. My aunt asked me to babysit them just for today. I'm glad Riddle doesn't mind.

Toddler MC: *puts frosting on Trey's glasses* *giggles loudly*

Trey: ...

Cater: Pft—

Trey: Okay. I wasn't expecting that. *taking off his glasses*

Toddler MC: No glasses good!

Trey: *chuckles* Yes. But I can't see.

Cater: *laughs* Let me post this, please? *takes a picture of them*

More celestial realm! Mc please. I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

MC: *blinking their eyes in disbelief*

Lucifer: *sitting on MC’s lap; facing them*

MC: *gives off a troubled smile* What’s going on, Lucifer? Why are you sitting on my lap?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I just feel like it.

MC: *laughs* Well, I hope you’re comfortable.

Lucifer: *hides his blush* Yes. Your lap is surprisingly soft.

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer. I never expected you would do something like this. Man, what are ya’? Five?

Asmo: I want to sit on MC’s lap too~.

Lucifer: *glares at them* This is my VIP seat. Back off. 

MC: *just shakes their head in defeat*

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Barbatos: How’s your stay in the house of lamentation? Are they not giving you problems?

MC: Not really. Well, except that Satan is getting jealous of Luke.

Barbatos: Luke?

MC: Oh, yes... I haven’t introduced him to you yet. Well, he’s with me. Luke, are you still asleep?

Luke: *appears behind MC* *rubbing his eyes a little* *yawns* No... I’m already awake.

MC: *smiles* Luke, meet Barbatos. 

Luke and Barbatos: *stared at each other* 

Barbatos: *smiles* Can I adopt you?

Luke: *face reddens* No. 

MC: Isn’t he adorable?

Barbatos: He is. He looks like he’s our son, don’t you agree? *chuckles*

Luke: I’m not! W-Well, I don’t mind MC being my parent, but not you!

Barbatos: I know how to bake sweets.

Luke: Really?

MC: Pft. 

Luke: I-I mean... I’m not interested!

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*In the Celestial Realm*

Raphael: *shaking Michael* *completely pissed off by him* You said that if we sent Luke, that would solve my problem.

Raphael: But no! It’s creating more problem!

Michael: Haha... I just made a suggestion. 

Raphael: You-!

Simeon: Raphael, if you worry that much, why don’t you go yourself? 

Raphael: *stops shaking Michael* *looks at Simeon*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: You have just realized?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Yes. But what if father doesn’t allow me?

Theo: You can go, Raphael.

Raphael: F-Father!

Theo: *smiles* You have sent Luke even though he’s still on the lowest rank of angels. So I don’t see a problem if I send you too. 

Michael: Eh? So you already know that Raphael likes MC?

Theo: ...

Raphael: ...

Simeon: ...

Theo: Can you say that again?

Simeon: *face palm* Michael...

Michael: Oops. *laughs* 

Ace and Deuce: *arguing again*

MC: You both just sharing a single motherfucking brain cell and yet you still have the audacity to fight.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Cater: *laughs*

Trey: So MC is the parent in their friend group.

Riddle: More like the parent of everyone to be honest.

*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*

Given how Twilight almost lost his composure and was thiiis close to laughing his head off, it’s hard to imagine he’s never done the same when his daughter is, well, Anya. Maybe that’s the reason he locks himself in his room - to get all the lols out when no one’s watching.

Vet!Yuu: Lions get the majority of their water from prey but did you know that they eat tsamma melon? It's slightly sweet but doesn't have much flavor. It looks just like a watermelon though. So I started giving them to Leona and he lost his mind.

Leona:(face deep in a watermelon) What?