Latest Posts by choppedlambchops - Page 2
"hows the job search going"
I can't commission just yet but once I can I will! Have you figured out a tip solution yet?
in an AI world, consider commissioning from a real artist today 💥💥💥💥
on a real note, I really need the money so I would really appreciate the shares on this post!
thank you🥹
This is how my friend is, he has done a similar thing just for his godson
Ok uh-
Here’s the image thing I told you about as an anon.
So we all know Cass was homeless for 9 years so she doesn’t have any baby pictures from then. And even before she ran away from the shit stain that is David Cain, the only visual records of her as a child are those horrible recordings of her training.
And in your AU Tim is the holder of all baby pictures, but, again, Cass has no baby pictures. So I thought about it, and here’s my solution to that:
Cass was like in the woods or whatever cause she has canonically fought a wolf pack while she’s homeless. Anyway, someone saw her and thought she was a ghost cause of her inhuman capabilities, so he snapped a pic and posted it in some sorta subreddit. And after hours of searching, Tim found the only known childhood pic of the mystery that is Cass.
Batfam def framed this in the manor cause it’s the only baby pic they have
The reason she’s in such horrendous clothes is that I headcanon that when she was homeless she just stole whatever clothes fit and were warm. Also I gave her the glowing eyes deer have in pics cause I thought it would be funny.
Idk how Gotham would react to this image being just publicly posted on twitter tho, I mean, there HAS to be whole entire conspiracy boards on Cassandra Cain cause she is covered in a shit ton of scars and is also almost mute when she was adopted.
Ignore the fact she doesn’t have a shadow
!!!!!!EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!
This is fantastic! Can I pretty please add this into my Au 🥺 if not, that's totally cool too I understand!!! But like, look at the brilliance of you creation, a masterpiece woven now into he threads of the universe! With every stroke, your art has gifted my eyes not just an image, but a piece of your brilliant mind. I am forever grateful for this treasure you have bestowed upon my eyes.
You've graced my eyes with your creation and generosity. May the muses guide you, and ensure your artistic mind never fails you.
Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..
My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.
Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏
If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉
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Good luck dude
Hey God, it's me again.
My horrible, terrible landlady is raising the price of the rent starting from October, so I'm opening emergency commissions to save something.
I have a ko-fi where you can find all the info, but I'm also available here for all the questions!
Donations are also active so if you enjoy my stuff, consider helping me out please.
I genuinely hate begging for money but I was not expecting this from her - it's a new fucking low. Please reblog this if you feel like it :(
INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY BTW
Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…
—
Duke: There’s a cop
Jason: Just drive away it’s fine
Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city
—
Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice
Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course
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Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley
Jason: Damn, that’s me
Dick: Sick, do a wheelie
I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.
Barista: Oh god here he comes.
Me: who?
Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!
Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):
“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.
Damian standing outside of the police precinct because Jason (notorious crime lord) got caught for busting an illegal poaching and harvesting scheme
Damian: free my man he ain’t do anything wrong
Commissioner Gordon: he cut off their hands-
Damian, slowly pulling a batarang out of his pocket: I said, free my man. He ain’t do anything wrong.
Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…
—
Duke: There’s a cop
Jason: Just drive away it’s fine
Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city
—
Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice
Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course
—
Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley
Jason: Damn, that’s me
Dick: Sick, do a wheelie
LMFAO
we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?
Headcanon that Batburger was sued when they added the Red Robin Meal to their menu.
In court it lead to the arguement that it was clearly not a violation of trademark since it was obviously named after the Gotham Vigilante, whose name was registered on several team roasters.
This leads to a massive lawsuit against Red Robin and any teams he’s on. Except it’s almost impossible to serve him papers.
Tim doesn’t find out until he’s dropping off Two Face at Arkham- where he’s served papers while waiting to get Harvey re-admitted.
He ends up taking Harvey’s legal advice. He wins the suit (After Two Face breaks out, specifically to represent him. The Red Robin Lawyers argue against this, but the judge simply says “what did you expect when you sued a vigilante?”), and when news gets out he changed his name to Drake a year later, Harvey breaks out just to threaten him if he doesn’t change it back.
Overheard at the training grounds.
Ghost: I’m abandoning atheism because I have to believe there’s a hell for some of you.
Rookies: ...
If you're the OP of A Bowl of Saiki K. Short Fics on ao3, just know that the asshole who stole some of my shit, FlowerP0t, stole your work too.
Please reblog, let's find op!
Please also reblog the post on my stolen fics
*boops your nose* send this to ten blogs you think are lovely and deserve a boop on the nose!
Oh I will, I'm also hoping you back
When your bestie is hungry…>:)
Laswell:"I'm a lesbian."
Gaz:"I thought you were American."
Laswell:
Laswell:"bless your heart."
Timothy is beautiful
My grandparents are really surprised that I wanna go to the garden center with them like guys I fucking love plants I always want to go to garden centers!!
Also I'm working part time as a florist and they just picked me up so I get to go to a florist and a garden center in the same day! Literally straight from flowers to flowers, lovely
See y'all soon I guess (my phone's on 3% and tumblr won't work on my laptop for some reason)
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