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Jason and I share the same rule it seems
Red Hood: The first rule of gun safety is get the fuck out of my house.
I need this man, please for the love of god I need him
Simon Riley is a sucker for eye contact. Being as his eyes are the only part of his face that he allows to be visible to others, eye contact is incredibly important to him.
But with you, he reads you best when he can see your eyes. He loves to know what you’re thinking, what you’re feeling.
Having an argument with him? You best bet he’s holding your gaze, regardless of what you’re arguing about. If you look away? This man will simply not speak, not utter a single word until you look back at him.
He’ll hold your gaze the entire time he’s fucking you. He’ll force you to keep your eyes open as he pounds into you, wanting to see every bit of pleasure played out in them.
Going down on you? You better hold his gaze. He’ll rip his mouth away so fast and refuse to continue if you let your eyes flutter closed. One of his favorite things in the universe is watching your eyes as come undone.
Going down on him? This man’s fist will be so tightly wound in your hair, pulling your head back ever so slightly so he can see your tear filled eyes, so pretty just for him.
One of his favorite things is when he comes home from deployment, the two of you have a ritual where you will lay in bed together, facing one another as you catch each other up on what you’ve missed. He’ll hold your gaze the entire time, his hand lacing through your hair softly as he hangs onto every word you say.
Simon Riley may not be a man of many words, but with you he’s learned that eyes are windows to the soul. And he’s more than happy to bare his to you.
Ao3 hate bot is going around leaving nasty messages. If you get a comment like this mark it as spam. According to comments it seems to be going to most recent not fandom specific.
[ AU where the Batkids are kids. ]
Bruce: Clark! Where is Damian’s stuffed cow!?
Clark: Umm…he must have left it in the watchtower. Don’t worry. I’ll get it tomorrow and-
Bruce: Let me be clear. Damian can’t sleep without that stuffed animal, and if Damian doesn’t sleep his siblings don’t sleep and if none of the kids sleep-
Clark: I know. Bruce doesn’t sleep.
Bruce, holding Kryptonite: No. Clark doesn’t live!
I just got a “Jesus loves you” ad on ur blog
tumblr saw the type of shit I write and figured you all needed to know that
“The renowned British-Japanese visual artist HANA TAJIMA wore attire inspired by the Palestinian flag to the state banquet for the Emperor and Empress of Japan held at Buckingham Palace.” - Dr WR
People all across the spectrum are falling more strongly behind Palestinian humanity and rejecting Israeli barbarity.
This will only going to get stronger and stronger.
It’s a marathon not a sprint!
Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???
Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now
Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical
Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen
Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those
Jason: ???????
This is for everyone who says Dick has the right to hate Talia because she "kidnapped" him.
Dick: YOU LITERALLY KIDNAPPED ME
Talia *appalled*: No I did not! Where do you get off making such accusations?
Dick: I remember you kidnapping me
Talia: No. You remember my father kidnapping you to get Bruce's attention!
Dick: You were obviously in on it
Talia: No I wasn't!! I was in medical school at the time, I have better things to do with my time. You think I am involved in all my father's crazy schemes?
Dick: Well....
Talia: Well I am not! Did you see me when you were kidnapped Richard?
Dick: No....
Talia: Was I in any of the scenes you were kidnapped???
Dick: Well no..but
Talia: There are no buts!!!
Hello,👋
I am Noor, a mother of three children from Gaza. The war has destroyed our home and our lives, and my children live in constant fear and deprivation. Every day is a struggle for survival.
I kindly ask you to share my story. Your help could restore our hope and open a new door to life for us.
Please, be our voice in this difficult time.
🙏🌷
Hello Noor,
[Vetted by 90-ghost]
Yes I will share, I hope you and your family can get to a safer place.
Please whoever is reading this, if you can share. And if you can donate, donate as well. Every Share counts. Every about helps.
Here is the link for Noor's fundraising:
This is something that needs to be more recognized as the rule. I had a friend who was Catholic and trans. He was banned from many Churches and a few he was thrown out of because of this. He killed himself a while back, and a kind young man (probably like 16-17ish?) was the only other person at his funeral other than priest (who didn't really even want to be there), my late friend's girlfriend, our 3 friends (practically our shared family), and I. He didn't even really know my friend, but he still came to his funeral. Now that young man is a priest and when I have the chance I go to his sermon, even though I'm not Catholic, I'm not even Christian, but it's amazing to see him preach. Most of his church left after he retold the story about my friend and it's sad that people can't even feel sympathy or even feeling horrible for someone who killed themself because of their bigotry and hatred. But then they claim to be holy and that all sinners deserve to die and burn in hell, how are they saintly people if they wish death and pain onto others? Only because they don't worship the same or they don't worship the same God/deities or they don't worship at all? Just because they are different they deserve to die and "burn in hell", but they are good people, who will go to heaven and be in pure paradise and bliss. How is this your religion that you choose to follow, a corrupt religion that preaches hate that you call conditional love? And then you choose to ignore the real religion you claim to be a part of? How?
Say it LOUDER!!!!
Fundraisings:
About the fundraisings: I will post as soon as I have time. Right now I fortunately I've been fighting a burn out and other personal matters. Sending more than one ask, unfortunately won't make me post sooner, since I have personal life responsibilities that I am trying to balance with this blog.
Even so, thank you for the patience and for trusting me to share your story, I will post it as soon as I can.
Abdelrahman and his family gofund
Mohammed Alanqer, and his family gofund.
Samer Abul Ras, and his family gofund
Noor, and her family gofund
[image description: a tweet by user @indigenousAI saying
“fun fact: as a DV survivor i cannot register to vote because doing so makes my address public. anyone who is fleeing or hiding from an abuser is automatically disenfranchised from the political process and this is a feature, not a bug”]
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
We are close to reaching our goal, thanks to you!
We have raised €64,844 out of our €70,000 target, and this is all because of your unwavering support. Words cannot express how grateful we are to everyone who has donated and shared our story.
We are just a few steps away from achieving our goal. We ask you to continue supporting us and to share our story with others. Every donation, no matter how small, brings us closer to reaching our target.
Together, we can make a real difference. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and let's keep moving forward to achieve this noble goal.
My friend, a bi man, forgot he was attracted to men, he married a man, but his spouse came out at trans and since then it always slips his mind. So don't be too hard on yourself.
So I'm pansexual and I just completely forgot I was attracted to men 😅. I was watching this youtube channel like "why do I like that guy so much?" Like fully forgot about that part of me
Ghost, getting back from leave:"hi, girlies!"
Soap:
Gaz:
Price:
Ghost:"shit wrong personality."
Soap:"you- DID YOU JUST CALL US GIRLIES?"
Ghost:"do you wanna keep your hand? If so you should stop talking."
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS, THANK YOU!!!!!
Halp tumblr, I thought I saved a fic and I didn’t
If anyone knows the fic, heres what I recall:
It’s a Tim joins the batfam early fic on ao3; the premise is that jack wants Tim to have more masculine interests so he tries to get Tim into cars, which works to well, and he becomes a little speed demon. He does the normal bat stalking he’s known for, deduces the code to unlock the Batmobile, and rescues Bruce dick and Jason from the joker by basically street racing the Batmobile into him
If anyone knows the title, I would love you forever
Just a reminder Elliot knight is a Zionist.
Escape from bombing..💔
Are you just tired of these kinds of videos coming from Gaza Strip that asks you to not skip and to interact with it by donating or boosting it? Well maybe you are right, but guess what? We're also tired of living in this reality for a whole 9 months. So, it's not that much when we say that you are our only hope We literally mean it because you really are..🤍
Watching this video, you can see and may be imagine the horrible life that we live in here. This is how the Israeli military forced us to escape from our houses at the midnight by Ambulances and the Palestinian Red Crescent after violent attacks with heavy missiles and white phosphorus in our region. Flee with nothing but the clothes on our backs to search for safer place for my children who are screaming in fear. 😞
Like what else should we say so we can get your attention? What else are we supposed to lose so we can reach to safety and escape this genocide and this hell? 💔🍉
With profound sorrow, I implore your generosity as we endure this unimaginable ordeal. Your contribution can mean the difference between survival and oblivion for my family, and for this, we are eternally grateful. I believe your donation can offer us the chance to rebuild a new future for our children. Please help us, we need your help, support our campaign. 🙏🙏
Note: Verified by @90-ghost, Check Here
Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
This ate
I'd rather hangout with the straight boyfriend than the queer cop who insists they're one of the "good ones" while harassing people of color
I'd rather hangout with the straight palestinian grandma than the queer zionist who keeps insisting that the death of palestinians is the one way ticket to queer liberation
I'd rather hangout with the leather dyke who is a mspec gaybian and uses paw/pawself pronouns than the puritan who makes "callout posts" clearly targeting disabled queer artists
Ghost: Johnny asked me to be his fake date at the wedding of one of his sisters so he can avoid the usual “Are you seeing someone” question.
Gaz: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.
Housekeepers and Janitors Need Praise As Unsung but Very Much Important