Wade: You Need To Remember To Love Yourself

They are going to pass all of their finals

Luke: [standing in a crowded room] Shit, I lost Percy...

Luke: Well this calls for drastic measures...

Luke: [shouts] LUKE CASTELLAN SUCKS!

Percy: [pushing through the crowd] DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES!!!

Luke: There he is.

HI IT’S ME AGAIN

YOU’RE FUCKING UP YOUR TEETH AND YOUR MUSCLES AND SHIT

Percy Jackson is Bisexual pass it on

Hufflepuff: I challenge you to a pun off!

Gryffindor: Puns aren’t funny…

Hufflepuff: … what about you?

Slytherin: I would, but I don’t think you could stand the PUNishment.

Hufflepuff: … Ravenclaw?…

Ravenclaw: Wow, you got played by a PUNk.

Gryffindor: *Groans*

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: *High-five*

Imagine your OTP

Person A: [kisses Person B's neck]

Person B: what is this?

Person A: affection

Person B: disgusting

Person B:

Person B: do it again