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iced tea- conspiracy theories, hates small talk, still watches cartoons and anime, gives good advice, everyday is an existential crisis
milkshake- underrated humor, listens to lofi hip hop, good at taking photos, only loud around friends, wears oversized shirts
frappucino- the hype friend, has lots of inside jokes, insecure about being too annoying, can sleep anywhere, loves dogs, likes hot showers
soda- always has low storage, wears face masks, procrastinates a lot, rants to friends, the type to cry and say tears are good for the skin
lemonade- self-deprecating jokes, cranky in the mornings, has more internet friends than “real” friends, tries to be organized but can’t
That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed For Me) - Panic! At The Disco
I’m still a piece of garbage
Visions by matialonsor
gasolina, the original despacito,
THE AMAZING @yue-s-n MANAGED TO RECORD THE ENTIRE CONCERT SO IF YOU MISSED IT, HERE IT IS!! ♥♥♥
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the One True Cryptid™ Andrew Ilnyckyj showing Disaster Cryptid™ Shane Madej how it’s REALLY done.
my mom is bilingual (English and French) and sometimes when she gets REALLY angry she'll start to yell and switch from French to English without noticing. Has that ever happened to you while fighting or something?
“With ‘Coco,’ we tried to take a step forward toward a world where all children can grow up seeing characters in movies that look and talk and live like they do. Marginalized people deserve to feel like they belong. Representation matters”
Wade: Peter, will you go out with me?
Peter: Sodium.
Wade: What do you mean ‘NA’? I thought you’d say Potassium!
Peter: …You learnt chemistry jokes?
Wade: And I learnt pick up lines! You’re Copper plus Tellurim!
Peter: Cu… plus Te…
Wade: ;)
Peter: I take back my Sodium. Potassium, Wade, Potassium!
–somewhere in the distance–
Tony: …What have I raised…
Cable: Whatever you’ve raised, he’s made a monster.
(Marvel at my humour No.10)
Just hug him Bh
(Sorry peeps im supe busy sobs, audio from 30 rocks)
My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.
When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).
I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.
My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.
My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.
When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.
Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.
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Why don’t you take off your red shoes So we can end our night well spent? And why don’t you say what’s on your mind? I won’t run away
So for some reason tumblr wont let me add to my last post, but I wanted to give everyone a phone wallpaper version of these three! I didnt want to include the banners since it would get busy compete with most phone clocks that are at the top of almost all screens You may have to resize it based on your phone screen, but here yall go. Just ignore this post Lmao.
Truth
Aries: Endearing: One of the most lovable things about Aries is that they approach everything in life with a child-like wonder and enthusiasm. Annoying: Aries get so freaking fired up about everything, they often turn minor conflicts into major brawls.
Taurus: Endearing: Taurus will shower the people they love with random acts of love and generosity. Annoying: At the first sign of sickness, Taurus will clear the calendar, turn off the phone, call into work, and basically act like the world is ending.
Gemini: Endearing: A Gemini will always verbally express their feelings about everything. If they love you, you will hear about it constantly and feel like you have a #1 fan. Annoying: Gemini has a tendency to act as if they know so much about what you’re talking about, even if they don’t.
Cancer: Endearing: Cancer constantly wants to be with their loved ones. Like a loyal puppy, they will follow you around the house begging for quality time and snuggles. Annoying: You’d be lucky to have a minute go by without Cancer’s insecurity issues popping up; they require constant reassurance.
Leo: Endearing: Every Leo has a bouncy, bubbly, positive energy that can’t be stifled and is super contagious. Annoying: Leos are the biggest whiners. If things don’t go their way, if they don’t feel appreciated, hell, even if they are just a little tired you won’t hear the end of it.
Virgo: Endearing: If you are close to Virgo, you know one of their cutest qualities is how they are always gathering different opinions and insights. Annoying: Virgo’s incessantly worry about everything, making simple things seem overly complicated.
Libra: Endearing: Libra values other people so much that they will always go to great lengths to make any situation feel comfortable, calm, and enjoyable. Annoying: Libras will tell you exactly what you want to hear, and aren’t above using their people skills to get what they want.
Scorpio: Endearing: If someone they love has been wronged, Scorpio will do everything in their power to make it right — and we mean everything. Annoying: They get so intense and serious about every little thing, making small decisions seem like life or death.
Sagittarius: Endearing: Sagittarius has an innately optimistic outlook that allows them to view the world from a place of hope and optimism. Annoying: They are such perfectionists and more than a bit controlling — if you don’t do things their way, you are doing things wrong.
Capricorn: Endearing: Capricorns have a warm and nurturing way about them. When you are around them you will always feel supported and well taken care of. Annoying: If there’s not a specific plan in place, Capricorn cannot handle it and it’s only a matter of time before they freak out.
Aquarius: Endearing: An Aquarius is always ready and willing to jump in and lend a helping hand no matter what else is going on in their own lives. Annoying: Aquarians believe they always have the most logical perspective, AKA they don’t know when to shut up and listen instead of offering advice.
Pisces: Endearing: Pisces is naturally a subtle, open, and vulnerable person, which is something our society often frowns upon but they can’t help it and it’s lovely! Annoying: They often seem to be stuck in slow motion, so it takes them literally three times as long as anyone else to get something done.
Source: The Frisky
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
You’ll be okay, friend <3
every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get “doot doot” in their ask box
Bill: I’ll speak french between your legs.
Dipper: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.
Mabel: I’m just picturing someone screaming ”BONJOUR“ at a penis.
Wendy: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
Mabel: TITTY CROISSANTS
Ford: None of you should ever be having sex.
The best thing about being a Slytherin is I can threaten to cry and everyone straightens the fuck up
The worst thing about being a Slytherin is literally I’m always ready to cry
Shane: I want to tell you something about myself, about who I am but I'm afraid because you're not gonna like it...
Ryan: It's fine, just rip the bandage off, big guy.
Shane: I'm a demon.
Ryan: Put the bandage back on
this was funnier when i first thought of it lol
ft. bront
demon!shane - a playlist (listen on spotify)
(note: i’ll keep updating with new music, feel free to send suggestions)
alright which one of you fuckers did this
bonus:
WE’RE A PACKAGE DEAL: a spooky cocktail of demon Shane jams (SPOTIFY)
▷ Soap&Skin | Me And The Devil ▷ Emilíana Torrini | Dead Things ▷ The Brothers Bright | Awake O Sleeper ▷ The Silent Comedy | Bartholomew ▷ Delta Rae | Bottom Of The River ▷ The Brothers Bright | Blood On My Name ▷ Dead Man’s Bones | Loose Your Soul ▷ Timber Timbre | Trouble Comes Knocking ▷ Soap&Skin | Thanatos ▷ Kasey Chambers | Rattlin’ Bones ▷ Noah Gundersen | David ▷ Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds | Red Right Hand ▷ The Diamond Light | Sixes and Nines ▷ The Black Box Revelation | Shadowman ▷ Florence + The Machine | Seven Devils ▷ Lera Lynn | Lately ▷ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club | Beat The Devil’s Tattoo ▷ Shaman’s Harvest | Red Hands Black Deeds ▷ Dead Heart Bloom | New Messiah ▷ Brown Bird | Danger And Dread ▷ Hozier | Arsonist’s Lullabye ▷ Kari Kimmel | Black