Luke: [standing in a crowded room] Shit, I lost Percy...
Luke: Well this calls for drastic measures...
Luke: [shouts] LUKE CASTELLAN SUCKS!
Percy: [pushing through the crowd] DAMN STRAIGHT HE DOES!!!
Luke: There he is.
rachel: [has prophecy vision about luke]
luke: (how can you see into my eyes like open doors, leading you down into my core where i've become so numb. without a soul my spirits sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it back home) wake me up (wake me up inside) i can't wake up (wake me up inside) save me (call my name and save me from the dark) wake me up (bid my blood to run) i can't wake up (before i come undone) save me (save me from the nothing i've become)
rachel: what the f U C K
I love how the PJO fandom just accepted the fact that Percy had a crush on Luke
percy: i am a straight boy and this is a new life ah yes camp
luke: hi
percy: fuck
Some Lukercy headcanon, please? I'm literally dying for this ship.
these are in my(mod abbey’s)luke returns au, a few years post-canon
they register high on the gaydar; it’s amazing this relationship was ever a secret. it’s not like they’re constantly pda-ing, but no straight guy would ever be caught looking at his bro like they look at each other.
luke ruffles percy’s hair a lot and makes like he’s being teasing but actually he just loves percy’s hair and touching it
they ended up sparring together a lot. being a natural with a sword is great until you realize it’s hard to find a real challenge who isn’t your childhood mentor/archenemy
percy did not cope well with the return of The Crush From Hell
luke did not cope well with realizing he was falling for someone who has every reason to hate him, and so tried what he does best: repress until you want to scream! and he succeeded for a while but when they’re practicing he slips into instructor mode and forgets he’s not touching percy ever, at all, 100% no, and critiques percy’s form from right behind him, touching his back and arms and waist and generally ensuring percy didn’t remember jack shit of what he said
that said, a lot of their best bonding moments happen at night. neither of them sleeps very well, so they end up talking a lot. it’s how they initially opened up to each other. percy found him after a nightmare and it started a conversation that lasted until they were both too tired to talk coherently.
it was fun explaining why they slept together when annabeth came looking for percy the next morning
the best at flirting in highly inappropriate times
recent google searches: how to tell your boyfriend you love him but he cANNOT KEEP PUTTING HIS HAND ON YOUR LEG DURING IMPORTANT COUNSELORS’ MEETINGS IT IS V E R Y DIST R ACTING
you know what’s even more fun than explaining to your ex that the two guys she’s been attracted to in her life are falling for each other? telling your iron-willed protective shotgun-having mother that her beloved son is dating someone who tried to kill him approximately 1,957 times.
and luke gets it, he really does, what he did warrants more shit than sally could ever give him. he wants to take it calmly, like a hero would, but at the end of the evening, he’s just sitting on the fire escape, thinking about how he promised he would do everything he could to keep percy from becoming him, and isn’t risking corruption by proximity kind of breaking that promise? or at least fracturing it?
percy sits next to him, arms resting on his knees, until he starts talking, and when he’s done, lets out a long breath.
“y’know….my mom once told me my heart is always in the right place. and you know what they say about good intentions, but i trust her. i trust her to know that it’s a good thing, so she trusts me.” he bumps luke’s shoulder with his. “give her time. she’ll warm to anywhere i put my heart.”
annabeth: [looses thalia in a crowd]
annabeth: this calls drastic measures
annabeth: [yells] LUKE CASTELLAN WASN'T ATTRACTIVE
percy: wHo tHE FUCkinG FUCK JUST SAID THAT
annabeth: wait what
Percy Jackson is Bisexual pass it on
other ghosts: yo lets go haunt some people and scare the heck out of them
me: ...or we could just watch a bunch of shows on Broadway for free??
Veronica: Man school sucks.
JD: I know, right? We'll go on a murder spree, blowing up high schools all over America. They will realize the truth, that high schools are nothing more than breeding ground of the ignorant and intolerant assholes that will one day rule our world.
Veronica: What the fuck JD?
Kay I love JD for some reason. Help.
*After a fight*
Person A: Babe, open the door...
Person B: NO!
Person A: Babe....
Person B: GO AWAY!!
Person A: *breath in*
Person A: Veronica! Open the- Open the door please! Veronica, open the door!
Person B: *immediately opens door* Goddammit you
Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things
Me: *checks tag*
Tumblr:
Me:
Person A: *Sitting in the corner of the room*
Person B: What's up with A?
Person C: *Eating crisps* They only just figured it out that you can't describe colours...
Person B: What? Yes you can, Green as grass!
Person C: that's using the colour to describe something else
Person B: Okay, how about this. Red is warm
Person C: That's associating the colour with a feeling
Person B: *staring off into the distance* Holy fuck...
Person B: *Joins A in the corner*
Person A: Hey B, Knock knock
Person B: *sighs* Who's there?
Person A: Kiss
Person B: Kiss who?
Person A: Kiss me
Person B: Did you
Person B: Did you just confess to me via a knock knock joke
Person A: [kisses Person B's neck]
Person B: what is this?
Person A: affection
Person B: disgusting
Person B:
Person B: do it again
Time: 4 am
Me: I should sleep
Me: *cries over heartbreaking fanfiction instead*
If I got paid for everytime I ship a gay couple, I’m pretty sure that I would be fucking rich.
from your friendly neighborhood librarian:
all books are good books. you are not a “lesser reader” if you only read manga or comic books or a “better reader” for reading academic heavy texts.
reading is reading no matter what it is, be it a graphic novel, a romance, a classic, an audiobook, a picture book, a cookbook, fanfiction, fucking whatever, read what makes you happy
reading is supposed to be fun and don’t let elitism sap any joy out of it
i think i posted this but oh well
made a cute little lockscreen last night after playing around with picsart and medibang lol
✨ please reblog if you use, don’t repost, and don’t delete my captions ✨
V: *phone rings*
Yoosung: *laughing*
Yoosung: You still call your Dad... 'Daddy?'
V: *answering the phone*
V: Hello, Jumin.
Yoosung: *chokes*
XD
The Marvel family! #BlackPanther #ThorRagnarok
this thoughhh
Heyyyy, Tumblr! I have decided to do a semi-High-Rise themed giveaway and I also added a couple of Loki items since Ragnarok is currently filming :) since it was recently released on Blu-ray and DVD in the US. I’m so excited to be doing this since Tumblr has been a major part of my life, especially this blog within the past year and a half. I appreciate every one of you! Down below are rules, the items included, and additional info!
Rules:
One lucky winner will be chosen
Please be following hiddlesblog for your entry to count
Absolutely no giveaway blogs
Winner must be in the U.S. due to packaging expenses and forms (sorry!)
Likes are greatly appreciated, but only reblogs will be entered
Winners will be chosen through a random generator
What you’ll win:
High-Rise on Blu-Ray
High-Rise (the novel) by J.G. Ballard
Tom Hiddleston small 15.5″ X 23.2″ poster
Hiddlestoner mug
The “If you’re not Tom Hiddleston, I’m not interested” T-shirt Tom took a picture of on his phone when I met him (I bought a large for this giveaway; size is Unisex)
Loki helmet keyring
Loki Funko POP Marvel Bobblehead
Tom Hiddleston black and white pillowcase
If you win:
The winner for this giveaway will have 48 hours to respond (I will leave a message in your ask box or on your Tumblr chat) - failing to respond in the 48 hours, another winner will be randomly chosen.
I will need your shipping information to mail the items.
Entries will be accepted until September 6th 12:00am (EST) and winner will be chosen by September 7th.
GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!
the truth
Heyyyy, Tumblr! I have decided to do a semi-High-Rise themed giveaway and I also added a couple of Loki items since Ragnarok is currently filming :) since it was recently released on Blu-ray and DVD in the US. I’m so excited to be doing this since Tumblr has been a major part of my life, especially this blog within the past year and a half. I appreciate every one of you! Down below are rules, the items included, and additional info!
Rules:
One lucky winner will be chosen
Please be following hiddlesblog for your entry to count
Absolutely no giveaway blogs
Winner must be in the U.S. due to packaging expenses and forms (sorry!)
Likes are greatly appreciated, but only reblogs will be entered
Winners will be chosen through a random generator
What you’ll win:
High-Rise on Blu-Ray
High-Rise (the novel) by J.G. Ballard
Tom Hiddleston small 15.5″ X 23.2″ poster
Hiddlestoner mug
The “If you’re not Tom Hiddleston, I’m not interested” T-shirt Tom took a picture of on his phone when I met him (I bought a large for this giveaway; size is Unisex)
Loki helmet keyring
Loki Funko POP Marvel Bobblehead
Tom Hiddleston black and white pillowcase
If you win:
The winner for this giveaway will have 48 hours to respond (I will leave a message in your ask box or on your Tumblr chat) - failing to respond in the 48 hours, another winner will be randomly chosen.
I will need your shipping information to mail the items.
Entries will be accepted until September 6th 12:00am (EST) and winner will be chosen by September 7th.
GOOD LUCK YOU GUYS!