Jon Looking For Connections Between The Statements Vs Elias Choosing Which Spooky Little Gossip To Drop

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

I don’t want a job I want a cottage in the woods and paint, read and eat berries

Everything is going according to plan.

We’re on plan J, but things are going according to it.

very late contender for tweet of the year

How the internship is going

The new place im staying at doesn't have a toaster

I forgot what toast was and have been eating fridge bread

recently re-discovered that i can toast bread on a pan

"I'm not disabled I have a system!" 24 hours of unexpected system collapse later, i am a quivering jelly of frothing misery puddling sadly on the floor

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you