"I'm Not Disabled I Have A System!" 24 Hours Of Unexpected System Collapse Later, I Am A Quivering Jelly

Metatron: Oh, no, I lost a Supreme Archangel because he fell in love with a Demon!!

Metatron: Who should replace him?!

Metatron: Ah, yes. Another Angel who’s also in love with a Demon. Perfect.

God: 🤨

Satan: 🤨

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

”What if nobody likes my story?” Well do you like it? Your story will always have at least one fan. Write for yourself and the right audience will come along.

SAINSBURYS IM COMING FOR U x

in tragic news, my local grocery store has replaced the book section with an extra greeting card section for valentines day

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

Shinjuku

friendly reminder

our inherent worth doesn't come from us "contributing to society" or being some sort of productivity machine.

we're whole-ass multifaceted human beings with souls and feelings and opinions and hopes and dreams and love.

that's pretty magical. ✨