Friendly Reminder

OHMIGOD TURNS OUT IM NOT FUNNY IM JUST SASSY NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE

this show asks all the real questions like what if you adopted a kitten and it was a shark. what if you caught a corgi and she was the missing rich daughter that always sets a narrative in motion. what if you were a detective and there was another detective and there was an fbi guy and another fbi guy and your adhd induced sixth sense only made you aware of your position as a fictional character in an elaborately spun story. what if you were a piranha in the stream of the universe. what if you spent six years gaslighting your disabled sister to make up for a lie that you took too far. what if you broke up your band. what if your band sucked. what if you were scott pilgrim a little bit

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

how i've been feeling about doing coursework for the essay-based modules in my engineering degree:

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse