I've Been Considering Adding A Fifth Humor Into The Body. Don't Know What Its Gonna Be Yet, But It's

People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.

There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol

thought id take a crack at an obscure sorrow because the dictionary of obscure sorrows still doesnt get at everything i want words for

laccevenomism - /læt͡ʃːəˈvɛnəmɪzm/ or /lækːəˈvɛnəmɪzm/

the frustration that one cannot express discomfort because the person or situation causing it is doing something socially perceived as "good" or "selfless".

can be shortened to laccevenom if used to describe the feeling (i.e. "slowly building laccevenom") or if used in a less abstract context (i.e. "her face betrayed hints of laccevenom")

idk i think this would resonate with a couple people out there because "communicate when you're unhappy :)" advice seems engineered to coincide with a maze of situations that don't let you speak out about things.

GRAHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE LET ME CREATE MY FREEDOM THE BARS OF THE CAGE SHARPEN LIKE KNIVES

THE GATES OF PARADISE OPEN TO MOCK AND SCORN ME YET AGAIN THE PROFANE REACHES TO STAIN MY EYES WITH SOOT

I hate Gandalf big naturals because he deserves wrinkly, saggy, old person boobs.

i live in a constant state of "its too early for this shit" until around 2pm when i switch to "its too late for this shit"

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Daily noodle streak - 91

just made this with probably subpar ingredients and it still blew me away. absolutely phenomenal. i think there is a lot of room for experimentation with the cheeses and i'm excited to make this again!

kill the shift manager in your brain

the next time i make any dragon character and a D&D nerd starts trying to correct MY lore about MY DRAGONS based on a tabletop roleplaying game's story i am going to shove a mythological compilation of dragons throughout history up their ass and then stab them with a big sword. same goes for people who tell me my dragons arent actually dragons because they have slightly different numbers of limbs. burn in dragon hell.