If A Wife Is Defeated She Will Split Into Several Wifelings, Which Can Tunnel Through Gravel

there should be more dragons on tumblr

i think in universe Kuri would be a little bit of a meme. at least amongst Aubreys more invested fans. any photo taken of Aubrey after they start dating just has a Kuri scarily making eye contact with the photographer somehow

AHEEM HEEM can i show you horrors that will melt your bones? oh please please please??

me when I'm not doing art: hell yea do bad art!!!

me when I'm doing bad art: oh no

once again an unfriendly reminder that terfs and other transphobes can fuck off my blog and bleed out behind a burger king :)

i am literally nonbinary and have so many trans friends you are my mortal enemy and i wish you nothing but pain until you change your ways. Its not middle school anymore, grow up.

show your local dragons some love by contributing to their hoards (especially if they have more specific things) (they will remember this and you can summon them in your hour of need)

love having to run between like 5 systems of people to get a single thing changed on one form (if i dont i will be eviscerated by the government in 3 weeks)

i should just fire breath attack times one million

Are you aware that you're just screaming "Whore !!" Or "Vagina !!" In Icelandic?

It’s inevitable that at some point, in some language, you’re saying something phallic.

for the last time, you CANNOT pet the Sensory Management Companions. they are grown-ass adults and work very hard to keep their clients from being harassed by the Stimuli

no, just because they are night dragons does not mean they are evil. yes i know they literally hide in the clients' shadows. no you cannot pet them. stop asking to pet them.

yes they are doing a good job- do you want to have your color vision revoked for 7-9 business days

tumblr algorithm: recommends me posts based on tags i have used

me, shocked and appalled: you MARKET to Smoothie? you MARKET to them like the consumer? oh! oh! jail for tumblr! jail for tumblr for One Thousand Years!