I have a love/hate relationship with the Marauders because. James Potter? People like you are the reason I used to hate going to school and I need you to know you are NOT funny. Sirius Black? You're with James Potter. Remus Lupin? You're like the spineless husband in AI-generated Reddit stories where everyone in the comments is telling OP to leave you. Peter Pettigrew? I've read the Harry Potter books.
But also ha ha I'm going to make some wizards KISS
:)
let my woman be a lesbian i beg
ppl shipping ahsoka with men will be like. he has to have three letters in his name. and it has to end with an x. i have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice three times etc etc
prongsfoot with james as the cav and sirius as the necro
he pulls a harrowhark after james dies
saint of hubris or courage
no longer sorting my blorbos by hogwarts house or deity parent or whatever. instead taking every duo I’ve ever obsessed over and deciding who would be necromancer and who would be cav and most importantly what would their epithet be if they became lyctors
hear me out. solider x nurse blackinnon with past prongsfoot, but james died in the war
"I could never imagine Sirius and Lily kissing! Eww!" Well, you might not, but James Potter definitely would be on the front seat of it, milady.
“but—but—mace windu was soooo mean to anakin🥺🥺he didn’t let him be a master🥺🥺”
buddy I wouldn’t care if mace windu hit anakin with a chair.
fool me once… shame on you… fool me you can’t get fooled again!
on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it
this cannibal who wishes she was was gods daughter is desperately trying to sleep with you
god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.