Latest Posts by coyote-fever - Page 2

Driving according to my hometown:

Things we stop at: green lights

Things we don’t stop at: stop signs

Me, buying a box of strawberries: I hope I can eat all these before they go bad, there are so many

Me, the next day: where did all my berries go 🧍‍♀️ (I eated them)

The Tuesday despair is upon me

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

Girlhood is turning your cellular hotspot on in the Taco Bell parking lot so your friend can order the Taco Bell Cheez-it Box

“It’s okay lol I don’t care” - bitch who cares so much her bones hurt

I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart

Please, just one more year. Give me one more year

Lolita is not a love story.

One gone, one dead, one cruel. Where does that leave me?

damn. Severe bummer inDEED y'all

damn. Severe bummer

The car is rattling. It's subtle; you wouldn't notice it if it wasn't your car. You've been driving it for years. You turn the music up louder and try not to worry.

The check engine light is on.

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

Thank you for loving me like your own.

You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office

May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.

I love you stuffed animals. I love you blankie. I love you bed. I love you pillows.

Hey, there’s always next year, right?

I wish I had infinite cookie

This is suddenly feeling very relevant as well. But we stay silly

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

WAIT!

Before the semester ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

I wonder if you miss me

Did you know that if you pay attention in class you'll understand better (I will not be learning from my mistakes)

Be patient.

I think I’d be a good krill. I’d kick ass at being a krill

Not every day is a good day.

But today certainly was.

It was a gift from my sister

I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)

Fun fact! It costs zero dollars ($0.00 USD) to be kind :)