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Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically

I miss her

And why do I remember it? It wasn't remarkable. It wasn't special. It was just a moment, maybe eight, nine seconds. And yet it remains. Why is this what I remember? I forget everything. My memory is hazy and foggy. I can't think straight. It's so hard for me. I try so hard to remember things I need. Things I want. Things I love. Why can't I forget this? Why do I cling to it?

I love you imperfectly. Yet I love you endlessly.

I am the funniest bitch at the gynecologist

Cute first date discussion idea!

Which of the 7 deadly sins do you feel most applies to you :)

I am violently and relentlessly kind.

Why does God give his toughest battles (cleaning up spilled lemonade) to his eepiest little soldiers (me)

There’s something inherently romantic about being pictured together on a billboard for a law firm

Beautiful women named ⚠️HAIL WARNING⚠️ keep messaging me

strawbebbie

Children are to be seen AND heard.

It is a luxury to have a parent whom you will one day mourn

Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨

There’s no ache like hometown ache

I refuse to feel guilt for being human.

I am not sorry I exist.

So it goes, I suppose

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

I think my biggest toxic trait is acting like I deserve the Nobel Prize for showing up to a class I literally pay to be in

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

Love is action

Not every day is a good day.

But today certainly was.

Would you still love me if I had nothing to offer you?

I like to think you would.

I hope you know how much I love you.

It's because you're always doing those damn ann bibs

Yeah, I work out ;)

(I carry up all the groceries in one trip because I am too stubborn to come back)

*I take off my sunglasses to reveal a second, smaller pair of sunglasses*

The voice of the people (me in my chemistry lecture) has been silenced (my professor didn’t see my raised hand)

After all, do they not bleed?

I love you snakes. I love you moss. I love you mushrooms. I love you coyotes. I love you vultures. I love you scavengers. I love you decomposers. I love you vermin, beasts, and creatures. I love you sacred and damned.

Thank you to everyone who participated in my study. For your troubles, I can offer you two Tylenol, and a piece of gum.