If You Cant Handle Me At My Worst Then Leave Because I Dont Have A Best Im Always Awful

One time when I was at my grandma's house while my aunt and her kids were visiting I saw a cat and said "I love kitties" in a childish voice and my aunt just gasped and pulled me to the corner and whispered "what did you just say?" I repeated myself clearly and she whispered like we were in a drug deal "I thought you said you love *looks around and whispers quieter* titties" and I just laughed cuz jokes on her I like those too.

Would You Rather

Kiss Gray or Laxus at midnight on New Year’s? (like for Gray, reblog for Laxus)

THIS IS MONEY YATO

Money Yato is very rare and only appears once every 1,000 years.

Reblog Money Yato and you’ll never be short on money ever again.

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

Not when I am anyway

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Idk why seeing this video/shirt made me think of the Poseidonverse and Zeusverse, but if someone wanted to draw either of the Freaky Greeks wearing this shirt I wouldn't be upset about it 👀😁